Attention! The New York University Tisch School of the Arts (oy that's a mouthful, as the actress said on the casting couch) is putting on The Producers. Are we excited? You should be. Get that way. Go on.
I'm looking your way.
Ladies.
Anyway. The important point I'm trying to make is that I'm going to be acting my brains out in this play, and I expect a full audience. I don't care if you don't know me. I don't care if you hate all Verdant-Americans. You racist bastard. Put your butt in the seat.