The Wild Hunt

Not going to waste time with you slimes and get right to the point. Any sort of skateboarding game here or is that just something from my world?

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to give me a resident? I'm flattered, really, but I would have figured the hospital would have been more fitting.

um... d-does anyone have any butter... i need um... i think 42 sticks of butter.... um... margarine is ok too....

Hey, what's something that makes perfect sense to you but everyone else seems to think is crazy? Especially here? It can be a world thing, personal choice, what? I'm curious. I just told a guy at the bar that back home in the Naga isles we have a drink made with snake vemon mixed with alcohol. It's pretty popular despite a lot of Nagas not being immune to vemon. He looked at me like I had two tails.

Well well isn't this nice? It's roomy here. These community center guys really know how to make a fire place. Though I'd much prefer a hearth But I got all these logs! I don't like that cold guy tho, staring at me all the time. Creepy.

Anyway, I'm a big powerful fire demon named Calcifer! So what is there to do around here? How many buildings are there in the complex? It looked like there was 4 when I came. There was that really nice garden too. This place is pretty neat.

If a bottle of cleaner is dirty, what do you do? Discuss.

Does anyone...know what the mystery meat in the school cafeteria is actually made out of?

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Is there a head cold going around? 🤧🙀 🥶👾

Ok! So! I know a lot of you teens are getting older and wanting to go out and do wild stuff, especially with all those spring vacations and summer coming up, so listen up. Fake IDs that are cheap look cheap- expensive fakes look much better but aren't worth the money. You'll pay like a shit ton for it and then have to shell out for the good stuff when you get tired of cheap shots. Plus, if you come to Moxie, I know all of your pretty little faces and that you're a minor so I'm gonna take that ID and add it to my stash. Then ask you to leave. I like my job, what can I say.

That being said, all you beautiful adults- if the bartender cuts you off, smile and say thank you. Ok? We cut you off because we care. Or because you're fucked and it's a little gross. I swear to the gods I had to kick another guy's ass for like the second night in a row!

That's been bar tips from yours truly~!

Oh! And for the kiddos who drink outside of the bars- Don't you dare mix alcohol with painkillers, acetaminophen like aspirin, or other over the counter drugs. First of all it'll wreck literal hell on your liver, but it can also be a lethal combination. Just looking out for you cuties~!

[Cecil]: Murderers. Can they kill your children? [pause] Yes. This has been: Community Safety! Help keep Eerie Harbor safe by not murdering! Remember, killing in offense is illegal on Clio. If you had to do some killing, you should have done it before it was outlawed. Think about that next time. Think about that.
( And now, onto the community calendar. )

I have grown tired of the coffee here, it's not as exquisite as some back home. Perhaps I shall try it in a different way. Do any of you have a recommendation? I usually drink it quiet dark, but I am willing to make amends with lighter blends.

So, in two months from now we're supposed to eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta. Why?

I'm so curious! How do you guys celebrate birthdays in your world? Is it like us? We usually have a birthday party with treats and games and stuff. Do you guys stay up the night before until midnight so you can send a flood of birthday messages to the person? Is there anything that's special in your family? My grandmother always makes a seafood meal the night before, but her fish burned this year! We ended up only having the sides. Do you guys also have something special?

I have an extremely important announcement to make.

( Villain Plot relevant info below! Also, warning for mentions of hospitals/intensive care )

[Cecil]: And now: Traffic. Have you ever gone looking for gemstones? Your mind lights up at the thought of getting rich quick while on a leisurely hike. Or maybe it’s the primitive part of your hippocampus that says: Ooh! Shiny! and has a lot of things in common with both ravens and five-year olds. But be warned, treasure hunting novice: beryl is not a naturally occurring mineral in Clio. Have you found the emeralds yet? I bet you haven’t. You will know when you do.

This has been: Traffic.

Wait--someone’s knocking on the door. Just a second, listeners--
( Interview continues )

Has anyone seen Hinata around???? He hasn’t been showing up to practice and I’m really worried about my homie!!!

Do memories fade?

[Cecil]: Are you having trouble dreaming? That's normal. Dreaming is a common affliction among displaced strangers. Try drinking a cup of hot water before you go to bed to keep away the night terrors. No, not that hot. That's way too hot, why would you think about drinking that? You! Yes, you! Put that down! This has been: Public Safety Tips!

If you could go back to your homes at this very moment would you? And if so, why?

If not, why?

I am conducting a survey.

gusys!!! that new movie mega robot alien vs giant cyborg shark III is comin out this week! butttt since is gonna be totally badass wii shuld pool our money and buy out teh theatre!! wuld any1 wanna come do it? dey hav snacks 2 if u purchase
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