The Wild Hunt

[Freddy:] Bon-Bon! D-D-D-o you know what to-oday is?!

[Bon-Bon:] *giggling*

[Freddy:] A special day for a sp-p-pecial Birthday Bo-oy! Ha-a-appy Birthday Catcher!!

[Bon-Bon:] Happy Birthday! Congratulations on another year around the sun!

[Freddy:] Hahaha! Let's celebrate!

[Recording of a well sung yet very glitchy "Happy Birthday to You"]

Heeeeeyyyyyyy network. That was a GREAT interview process, huh? I sure do LOVE being questioned for three weeks by government officials. Definitely my idea of fun. Speaking of the government- you guys really trust them?! Ha! That’s hilarious! It took me long enough to trust the Princess Alliance- I’m not just going to believe everything people tell me. People can LIE y’know. These people are definitely hiding something...I don’t trust them.

( Private to Kyrie, Alphonse )

[Freddy]: H-H-Hello Everyone! I heard there was a pa-pa-arty! Is it a b-b-birthday?! Bon-Bon sa-ay hello to our friends!

[Bon-Bon]: *silence*

[Freddy]: I've seen you all out-t-t-tside! They said I c-c-can roam now! The nice f-f-folks outside showed me! They said it's sec-ecret! Hahaha! I'm good at keeping secrets!


(OOC note- This is an audio message. For ur character's reference, Freddy (and Bon-Bon) sound like- this)

[Filtered to Alphonse, and then INDIVIDUALLY to Catcher, Mossie, and Navari]

Hello! As you know already, you were recently nominated as a candidate to take on the position of official Liaison between our community and the Department of Anomalies. We'd like to request a copy of your current resume, which you can send to me electronically, or if you prefer you may deliver a copy to the Halfway House Community Center. We'd also like to proceed with a short interview with you, to see if you will be a good fit for this position. If amenable to you, we'll conduct the first interview here, which will consist of about ten questions. If we decide to proceed past that point, we can schedule an in-person interview with you, Alphonse, and myself. Please let me know if this is agreeable to you, and we will proceed from there accordingly.

Kyrié Valencia
Community Liaison

( Look at what Rin got me for my birthday! )

These shows on the magic mirror really are something, aren’t they! Does anybody know how to get on one?

Hello everyone! Alphonse and I have an important message for all Strangers living on Clio currently. With the amount of new arrivals over the past several months, not to mention the strange circumstances with the Rips and the things that have come through them, we feel it is more important than ever that we have strong representation with the Department of Anomalies. Therefore, we have determined that it is in everyone's best interests for us to employ another Liaison. We'd like to ask you then, to please nominate people that you think would be suitable candidates below.


( We are looking for someone 18 or older, who holds the following qualities: (Below the cut!) )

Clio... does a winter festival with...... lights... I'll... be giving sled... rides with Marzipan... When the lights go up soon.

Also.... Thank you to those who.... visited me in the.... hospital...


[Private to Peter]
Can... you sign something.... They say you have to.... because I am... a minor?

What kinda music does everyone listen to? I need recs.

Private Message to Ling Yao

Hello Ling,

My name is Kyrié Valencia and I'm a Liaison between Strangers and the Department of Anomalies. I'm messaging to let you know that we've had a formal complaint lodged against you for theft and breaking and entering. I can see from your file that you completed the Facility-offered course on the local laws. Therefore, you know already that such acts are considered criminal in this world. Should Kaisinel wish to pursue charges against you with the local authorities, he would be well within his rights to do so. There may also be consequences from the DA.

I'd like to hear your side of this incident. I'm hopeful that we might be able to resolve the situation without things escalating further. Please message me back promptly so that we can discuss this.

To the relevant authorities. I would like to lodge a formal complaint of a breaking and entering and also very strongly suggest that the offending party be charged for the cost of both cleaning my carpets and repairing the broken window.

Edit: [Filtered away from Ling]
Send him back to quarantine. By Aion's nyerking tower, send him back.

( Private to DA liasons )

˜”*°•.˜”*°• hel~loooo everybody!~~~ •°*”˜.•°*”˜

Hi I would talk to Alphonse but I think Alphonse is little
If anyone is good at magic I think maybe I know what made everyone tiny. Bob helped and now bob is really small. I think we need to clean out the drain i think instead of using time to reset magic it used time to reset people

if anyone can hlep ill give them the recipe
no more brewing

So. Magic's a thing. I mean. I guess I should've seen that coming as I walked through this crazy shimmery-long-type thing. Not every day you see something like that in Embrey. And I had, you know, just buried my sister and needed to get away from all of...THAT, so I went for a walk and found this cool looking thing and it like...called to me, you know? Not actually called to me, but it was like a pulling. Did anyone else feel a pulling? I definitely felt a pulling.

Anyway. So I wind up here and there are so many people in my face! They want to know who I am, where I come from, yada yada yada, and then they take my fucking cigarettes! What, did they think they were explosives or something? They're cigarettes! At least they gave them back. But still, when you're interrogating someone AND quarantining them AND introducing them to the possibility of magic in this so-called new home of yours, you should really let them have a smoke to help calm their nerves. A lot better than the medical scans they did at the facility, I'll tell you that much.

But seriously, what the actual fuck? Sorry, I don't mean to cuss on here. Especially since there seem to be a lot of children around.

Which what's up with that? Is that another kinda magical sort of thing?

I need a drink. And it seems like almost everyone here is too young to buy me one.

( Private to Harry & Perry )

What is this, where am I, and where is Vaius?

Oh god I'm a liaison?! What do they even do... I need to read more of my notes!

U-Um... Hello everyone according to my notes this is like a message board, and I am a liaison for the Department of Anomalies..? Well, it's good to meet you all again. It's me Alphonse, just well... younger? I believe that's what's going on?

My notes don't make a lot of sense, there's no alchemic explanation for what is going on or where I am... We were pulled from our home worlds and ended up here, in a place called Eerie Harbor right? And now some of us are being deaged? That is my understanding of what's going on. If anyone else has any information to share that would be appreciated.

Either way, I'll try my best! And it really is me.... despite my appearance... Apparently I had my body! That's exciting!

Is it weird to have aching legs? Is that a sign of illness or something?


I know there's a lot going on.... but Navari could you bring home some pain killer or something? My legs are killing me...

Now why does this world have to have so much darned paperwork? I swear to the gods, I've filed this career form six times already for one person and it still get sent back sayin' it ain't right... I've never known that anything could be so frustrating!