The Wild Hunt

um... d-does anyone have any butter... i need um... i think 42 sticks of butter.... um... margarine is ok too....

We certainly do find the evenings here most enjoyable. We do not have such a large body of water in our kingdom. Hello, we are are the Queen of Hearts, but you may call us Vivaldi. Do tell, is there anywhere to have a decent cup of tea, we are quite in need of one after all that fuss.

It's been a year now since I arrived here in Eerie Harbor. It's strange, that it seems like such a long and short time all at once.

...Does anyone else still think about home?

( Which one? )

If you knew that you would come back even if you died, would you be more reckless? Just something I was thinking about last night so I was curious to see others' answers.

How do you... submit a noise complaint...? I'm trying to be nice....

[Filtered away from Rin Okumura]
How the hell am I suppose to sleep when all I hear is Rin going back and forth about everything. I swear he's only got two things on his mind. That rabbit guy and food. I wish I had the cash from back home he'd eat me out of house and home if he didn't cook himself

Any tips aside from just telling him to shut up, cause that's not going to work.

For those of you with pets, do ensure that you clean up after them. They need not become a nuisance.

The spring flowers in the community garden are coming back into bloom.
I am considering investing in planting a greater variety this summer. Would anyone be interested in collectively purchasing some new specimens?

Heyo! Happy Easter to the homies! I hid 'bout 50 eggs round the ol' Halfway House this mornin', most of em' are filled with candy. But the SUPER hard to get ones got mad gift cards dawg. We're talkin' $150 gift card to Stellaluna. Wack! Treat ya homie or ya sugar right! So get out there and find them eggs! Whoever finds the most wins!

You are all so slow. It's a wonder one of you even found me at all. I have already have returned to my former self by the time you get your heads out of the sand. A trail of bodies is not good enough? My my, even that pathetic robot figured me out faster than you have. It's almost sad really. Well, I best be on my way now, I only have three left.

Oh, and I do hope you enjoyed your nap kid. If I see you again I won't hesitate to leave you in the same state as your precious pink haired friend.

I shouldn't be laughin' but I just watched some poor bucko walk 'ead first inta a stop sign! Hahahahaha! I'm already goin' ta 'ell anyway! 'e shoulda stopped fa dat one!

Hey! Anyone wanna be in my horror movie?

A Halfway House resident was attacked by someone or something on the grounds early Friday morning. We can't be sure yet, but we suspect it might've came through a rip. It's weird to see a rip appear this far into town, so please be careful, and make sure you alert the Halfway House management immediately if something doesn't seem right.

If anyone saw or heard anything strange around the Halfway House over the past few days, come talk to me about it as soon as possible.

There were some weird footprints around the area of the attack leading away from the Halfway House. Whatever it was, it was large, very heavy, and had triangular-shaped prints. Walks on two legs and seems to have a stagger or a limp of some kind, like it's dragging its feet. That sound familiar to anybody?



[Alphonse]
We might wanna have the canvassing teams patrolling a little closer to town for a bit. If the Rips are gonna start showing up in town, we don't wanna have all the teams clear on the other side of Clio. Dispatch told me to shut up and go where I'm told, but that's just stupid.

"Not intended for consumption". Really? On a bottle of lotion?

( I'm curious. )

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?! IT'S CHASED ME INTO A TREE AND IT ATE MY BACKPACK HOLY SHIT!!! ITS THE ROBOT APOCALPYSE! IT'S GOT MY SHOE HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA DIE SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEEEELP

Do any of you guys carry a special object around? Like a lucky bookmark or something? One of my coworkers carries this stuffed pig that's clipped to her bag, he's called Sir Ham, and she was getting heckled by the team today so she challenged the rest of us. I'm on her side, I carry my halo everywhere!

But we're split, so are you on team lucky object or team no way?

( AlienQueen updated her public EerieSnap story! )

A conversation I had with Tim got me thinking. How many of you would like or need the services of a blacksmith? Not just for weapons, I can make tools, and sharpen kitchen knives too. I also have a little of jewelry knowledge. I'd need to find a place that would allow me to use a forge before I can do anything, so I figured I'd take stock of possible demand first.

So would anyone be interested? Also, I have a whetstone on me so if you need something sharpened now bring it to me and I can quote you.