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Tweak says, "Dean, I saw an angel!"

Ryek is dancing his way into your pockets (pitofthorns) wrote in the_wild_hunt,
@ 2021-04-10 22:33:00

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cecil palmer, mina ashido, ryek phia, tim stoker

Ok! So! I know a lot of you teens are getting older and wanting to go out and do wild stuff, especially with all those spring vacations and summer coming up, so listen up. Fake IDs that are cheap look cheap- expensive fakes look much better but aren't worth the money. You'll pay like a shit ton for it and then have to shell out for the good stuff when you get tired of cheap shots. Plus, if you come to Moxie, I know all of your pretty little faces and that you're a minor so I'm gonna take that ID and add it to my stash. Then ask you to leave. I like my job, what can I say.

That being said, all you beautiful adults- if the bartender cuts you off, smile and say thank you. Ok? We cut you off because we care. Or because you're fucked and it's a little gross. I swear to the gods I had to kick another guy's ass for like the second night in a row!

That's been bar tips from yours truly~!

Oh! And for the kiddos who drink outside of the bars- Don't you dare mix alcohol with painkillers, acetaminophen like aspirin, or other over the counter drugs. First of all it'll wreck literal hell on your liver, but it can also be a lethal combination. Just looking out for you cuties~!

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	partiallystars 2021-04-11 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	[Cecil]: What a great message for the community! You're a great bartender and always keep an eye out for our youth. And adults! Heros really do come in all shapes, sizes, and hair colors. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-12 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Why thank you Cecil~! Ha! Why did you include hair color in that saying? My hair is not that colorful for where I come from! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	partiallystars 2021-04-13 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Because it's true. They also come with any number of pupils and may or may not smell like strawberries. Huh. That must make color coordinating outfits verrrry interesting during fashion week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-16 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh? Have you met heroes that smell like strawberries? Ha! You'd be surprised~ We pull off some amazing looks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	partiallystars 2021-04-16 07:04 am UTC (link)
	No. The ones I've met have smelled like...books, ozone, cologne, or formaldehyde. But speaking techinically, there's always the possibility. Oh? Like what? I love hearing about what kinds of outfits people wear. It's so inspiring! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-17 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Those are such surprisingly specific scents. Hmm... Well it's hard to explain, but our outfits are often very colorful. I'm a fan of floral prints myself. But we have these fabrics back home that transform with us when we shapeshift, so we're not naked when we turn back. So a lot of fashion uses those. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kayak_king 2021-04-11 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	How's the stash coming? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-12 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh excellent. All us bartenders at Moxie have a wall of the funniest ones in the back. Some of them are pretty out there! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kayak_king 2021-04-13 08:27 am UTC (link)
	Those poor, poor kids. May their efforts live in infamy. Have you got a favorite? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-16 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Ha! Too many to count! A lot of them have funny pictures or the font is silly. Some just have wild names like Penguin! I kid you not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kayak_king 2021-04-16 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Penguin? You have to be joking with me. Wow, they need to learn a thing or two about getting themselves a good fake. If it wasn't an endless well of entertainment, I'd almost feel bad for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-17 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I know! That's what I'm saying! The bad fakes are always so much fun though! Some are way more normal with good pictures and names, but the dates are off. Sometimes it's like the quality you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kayak_king
2021-04-20 05:01 am UTC (link)

Oh, I know a thing or two about fakes. I knew a great woman in East London who made flawless fake ID badges. But these kids generally don't know anything about passing off even something quality. They take themselves way too seriously. And that makes it so much more rewarding to watch.

Too bad they don't think about how it puts your job on the line when they try to pull something, though.

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	pitofthorns 2021-04-21 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? Do you have one? I'd love to see it. I know! It's really inconvenient that they don't think about how much we can get in trouble. They're just pissed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alien_queen_ 2021-04-11 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	People need to be more responsible 🙄 🙄 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-12 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	They do! But usually they aren't which is why I give these warnings~! And you should heed them too honey! Most of the time the people who go "oh but I'm so responsible!" often end up doing some really dumb shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alien_queen_ 2021-04-13 01:30 am UTC (link)
	As much as I want to, it would totally inhbit my training. I'd get in so much trouble. So I'll wait until I'm legal for now. 😄 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-13 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Haha! Now that is a good reason! And yeah, just wait til you're older! Easier for everyone involved I'd say! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alien_queen_ 2021-04-14 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Do people in my grade really try? How many kids have you caught? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-16 04:59 am UTC (link)
	In my experience? Oh yeah. Though not at a bar, that's more like drinking at your friend's house. You guys are still so baby faced at that age. (Reply to this) (Parent)