The Wild Hunt

This takes the cake for stuff I've seen people walk on a leash here. A goat. They were really friendly too. Damn. I can't believe it's taken me so long to see someone walk a leash on a goat, 3 years. I've been here 3 years and this is the first time. Not like a lead over the goat's mouth, like a dog harness and a retractable leash.

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( Riley, you have (2) new messages )

Heeeeyyyy all the seniors! Do you guys have any plans for graduation? It's on the 11th!

Hello everyone, my apologies to interrupt your network, but I have a request. We may have talked briefly in person before, but if you don't know me I'm Jackie Orellana, one of Funtime Freddy's chaperones. If you could, I would love a moment of your time. We're looking to talk to the DA about Freddy and I would love to know any input any of you could provide as to his behavior and his interactions. He may act differently around some of you than with us since is familiar with me and his other chaperone, Stevie Kruse. Any and all feedback is appreciate as it'll help us build our case.

Heeeeyyy~ It's that month again! I'm here to spread a little LGBTQ+ cheer~! We've got a ton of events! Check them oooout!

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I heard a ton of you guys are graduating this semester, so I ask you this. What's your senior quote? And if you've graduated already: what was it? Mine was: "The roof is not my son, but I will raise it."

Link, buddy, I'm so glad you're on my team. Trail rations just taste like dirt at this point.

Question for the group! If you could only eat one food for 3 months, what would it be and how long do you think you could stand it?

( Riley, you have (3) new messages. )

[Freddy:] Hahaha! There's a b-b-birthday today! Satori Tendou is t-t-turning 20! Haha! Isn't that fu-un Bon-Bon!

[Bon-Bon:] Heheheh yes! A big Circus Baby Happy Birthday to you!

[Freddy:] Haha! Let's sing!

[The recording ends with a very good yet glitchy rendition of Happy Birthday]

Last minute, but does anyone wanna go do karaoke tonight? The place opens at 8.

( Riley )

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Does anybody know many things about goats? This is very important.

Tell me a joke and I'll rate it based on how much it made me laugh. Need a pick me up today.

Now I never. I never never never never once just waltz through all the snickleways and know exactly where I am! Especially not with the TWO of us! By the courts! Now you'd think, "Oh Larkspur of course I'll hold your hand love!" and it'll be all cute right? FAR from it! I swear that man is so infuriating! And on top of it all, I've lost him once more! Just when I found him!

So I have simply decided I have been vexed enough, and now I am mad. I will not chase him across all of space any longer. So I have decided to see what you all are up to. I do hope it does not involve any snickleways.

How do you... submit a noise complaint...? I'm trying to be nice....

[Freddy:] Helloooo Again! I'm back to brand new! Thanks to the t-t-technicians! Oh? Ha! Bon-Bon says hel-lo too!

[Bon-Bon:] Hello again!

[Freddy:] It's a g-g-great day for a song!

( Private Message for Satori Tendou )

In need of 5 or 6 individuals with a sweet tooth to taste test a few cookies for me. Glasses of milk are not required but recommended for the full experience.

Okay! Quick! Show of hands! Has anyone come through here with like, a ipod, MP3 player, walkman, CDs, anything like that? Who here has music from home?

Does anyone know what kind of puzzle toys are the best? Or have recommendations- an old favorite maybe?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?