The Wild Hunt

( Private message to Chester, queued for 5/29/21 @ 9:52pm )

To celebrate finally getting him to do something tech related.

( Public Eeriesnap )

Guess who got puuuulled back~! I never thought I'd come back here. Almost seemed like a dream, cause some of you are too good to be true~ Rumors were true, did you miss me? Do you think I'll be able to get my job at Moxie back? Are they hiring?

Now, some of you a brand new! Forgive me, I have a lot of catch up to do~! Name's Ryek Phia, pleasure to make your acquaintance! Where are you all from? I haven't been here since Mistice!

Ya know it's a shame dat da Boardwalk's carousel ain't got a band organ. Y'all missin' out on some fun tunes. It's all dem mixed tunes now, or whatevah dat electronic music is. 'ate ta 'ang round da boardwalk cause of it. Da lights are da only fun thang now, tho dey different too. Anyone else got dis problem? Or is it just cause I'm old as shit? I know some of y'all from way back when so I can't be da only sucka.

Hello. I have a problem. There is a small animal that I see when I go to work. It is a small squirrel. I have fed this squirrel once and now it has followed me. I fear I have made a terrible mistake. I do not want to hurt it but I do not want it to follow me to the roads. How do I make it stop?

Heeeeeyyyyyyy network. That was a GREAT interview process, huh? I sure do LOVE being questioned for three weeks by government officials. Definitely my idea of fun. Speaking of the government- you guys really trust them?! Ha! That’s hilarious! It took me long enough to trust the Princess Alliance- I’m not just going to believe everything people tell me. People can LIE y’know. These people are definitely hiding something...I don’t trust them.

I have noticed several strange events have occurred recently. If you have had a wish from the lantern festival come true please let me know. Please tell me what it is you wished for, when it first came true, as well as if you received a handwritten note. I wish to gather data on this interesting phenomena.

( Private Message to Zidane )

what kind of things r good 4 white elephant? i dont think u r supposed 2 get real elephants right? that would b hard and not nice 2 the elephants....

Aye fuck! Who da 'ell ratted me out? Da damn DA's lookin fa my ass. I ain't up fa fuckin' deadman 'untin' shenanigans! I don't wanna chat on dey little boxes or beep da fuckin' lights.

Uuuugh anyone wanna do a deadman a fava 'n just throw 'em off of me?

Why do people here insult mothers? I do not get it.

Usa-Chan is very lonely :( anyone have a friend? Maybe they can do a playdate? ♡

Does any lovely, sweet person here have any tips or tricks for getting rid of a pesky "audit"?

Anyone want a k'irk? I'm selling it for $5. Take it or leave it.

( To Pink Hair )

Peter Vincent? Apologies to be asking this of you when we've hardly talked, but I have a question about your job. You work at the Academic Archives here in Eerie yes? I was wondering if I could read some of the collection there, and you seemed like just the person to talk to about that.

Heyy~~~ sounds like you guys had some trouble recently~~ ♡♡♡
What happened? ♡♡♡

[Private to Chester]

How does it feel to still be single?

This message was queued for 11/3/20 at 4:30pm

[Private to Chester]

Bitch.

This message was queued for 8/2/2020 at 8:18pm.

I'm unsure if I'm using this device correctly. Anyhow, I'll figure it out as I go. To any of you caring to see this, hello! I'm Victor. I don't plan on staying here long, but I guess it really isn't up to me now, is it? Thank you to the odd fellow named...Catcher? I think that was it. Either way, you know who you are! Since I'm here, it'll be a pleasure to get to know you all~

hi everyone does anyone know if the pet store in town sells unicorns or whales or ponies

also honey i finished setting up ur room if u heard a lot of clunking that was just because the door was locked so i had to get in through the window

u put ur couch and funriture in a really weird spot though it was like in front of the door i moved it for u everything is beach themed now also im sorry but because ur on the 2nd floor i couldnt give u a hidey hole it would have gone thru the ceiling

also ammy i think were out of money now but im working on a way 2 get more!!!

[Filtered away from Ryek]

Ryek's post got me thinking. He said he missed his birthday, and he came through the portal without anyone else from his world. I have Honey-senpai and Kasanada, but none of his friends are here to remind him and help celebrate. Eerie Harbor must be so lonely when you don't have a friend from your world--I imagine you're all alone in a strange place with nobody who shares your experiences, and I don't like to think about how horrible that must be.

I think Mr. Ray has the right idea, we should work together and put on a summer beach festival here in Eerie Harbor! It might be just the thing for us to get to know each other better and have some fun! And we can use it to throw a surprise birthday party for Ryek! What do you think, everyone?