[Cecil]: Hello, future listeners of Eerie Harbor. I'm out of quarantine and happy to be staying here in your lovely town! My name is Cecil Palmer, and let me be honest I was
not expecting to come here when I planned on moving from my hometown of Night Vale, which few people ever leave. Moreover, I was incredibly confused to find out that Eerie Harbor is
not in the forbidden Dog Park. It is much more populated than the Dog Park, and also, as evidenced by the lack of warning signage, much less forbidden.
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[Cecil]: I feel terrible asking my new listeners for favors, after all you don't know me, and I do not yet know you, but if anybody sees a beautiful, perfect scientist with perfect hair and teeth like a military cemetery, please tell him that his boyfriend Cecil is looking for him and misses him very much.