The Wild Hunt

I want to go to the blopera.

( Residents of Lupine #303, you have (7) new messages and (1) attached photo. )

Okay, I officially give up. Every time I try to go through a Rip, it just bounces me back. And it really stings too! I think they might need more magic to boost them enough to pass through.

Today I learned that the black part of your eye gets bigger when you see someone you really like so basically your eyes are just flexing for your person and I think that's pretty awesome.

There was this little squirrel running around in the park and I thought it might be a fodder butterfly so I flamed it... but it was just a regular squirrel.

Since the last game went so well! Let's play another! Two truths, one lie! I'll go first!

1: I was born in the Chiba Prefecture
2: I ranked as one of the top 10 in the class for mid-term grades during my last semester at UA
3: Okra and natto dishes are to diiieeee for

I'll do my best to guess yours! I'm a master lie detector! 😌✨

Hi! I'm Spyro! So, is there anything to do around here? I haven't seen one bit of treasure or anything!

Does anyone...know what the mystery meat in the school cafeteria is actually made out of?

( Crow, you have (3) new messages )

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Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Why, someone just brought the cutest little dog by the office today! She was such a good girl. Have any of you ever had a canine companion before?

PSA guys. Listen, I'm not blaming anyone here. But just in case you were thinking about dog-earing the pages of your library books: don't.
Is using a bookmark really that hard?

Does anyone...have any spare hair dye? Preferably something with a more muted coloration.

I MADE RICEBALLS AND THEY ACTUALLY TASTE GOOD!!

I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!111

Good morning, network. Congratulations on a peaceful Valentine's Day! There was a lot of handholding, and cuddling, and smooching, and a refreshing lack of plastic explosives sewn inside teddy bears. I personally watched season 3 of In-Laws and Out-Laws four times while eating macaroni with my cat. It. was. Wonderful! To celebrate, I'd like to run a Valentine's special in the "Community Insights" section of today's broadcast. And because I've learned that privacy is important here, I thought I'd ask first before talking about all you lucky lovebirds out there. If you don't want to be featured on the radio, please send a message here!

Edit: Apparently, that's not a good enough system. So uh, if you do want to send in your Valentine's story, uh...do it here.

Broskis! It do be sayin' there's a mystery flavor in the center of this here pop! Whatcha think it might be?

Fuck.
Do any of you fix-it wizards take field calls?

Does anybody speak squirrel?

( Bokuto and Pit, you have (4) new messages )