The Wild Hunt

( Shima, you have (5) new messages. )

Heeeeyyy~ It's that month again! I'm here to spread a little LGBTQ+ cheer~! We've got a ton of events! Check them oooout!

( Event table under cut )

Foolish boy. Never asks the right questions. Those of you in the same predicament as me, this world is like a prison? We have arrived but cannot leave? Do any of you have contact with realms of your homes? It cannot be true that I cannot reach Gehenna.

( Private Eeriegram messages to Mahiru & Rin )

OMG Shima, u trying to outdo the summer heat? Cuz that new 'do's so hot I could fry an egg on you ;) <3 lol u must be so popular now if you weren't before ;) ;) ;)

So many of you all are competitive, and I had an idea while sitting at my dear desk today. Why not a challenge? How many of you can cook? I propose a challenge to see who can cook the best. The weather has been quite lovely lately, we can enjoy it outside at the community center.

Hey. I'm Reiji Shiratori it's nice to know this is a thing... I just moved into Willow 207, so I guess we'll be seeing a lot of each other...

( Shima you have (2) new messages. )

( Rin🔥🔥 has added Link⚔️🏹🍃 and Peter🗡️⛓🥀 to a group chat. There are (7) new messages. )

( Texts to Rin Okumura )

Okay. Hi. This is weird. Is this like where I say I like long walks on the beach and bonfires and the smell of honeysuckle? Do you even have honeysuckle? I've never lived this close to the water so it just smells different here, my boy Luke can confirm.

Or is this the kind of place where I ask if there's a nursery out there hiring for little plants that need some love and someone to talk to? I'm also pretty decent at babysitting, even if like you know, the babies aren't your typical babies if you know what I mean. You probably don't know what I mean.

Why is this so weird?

Hi. I'm Jamie, and I have a tiger.

I just got carded at the grocery store and the cashier wished me a happy late birthday. How have we passed the 24th already? And more importantly how the hell did I forget it again... I swear May is going to get here and I'm going to be sitting here wondering how it's been a year. Please tell me I'm not the only one who forgets their birthday?

( Private to Rin )

Hey Peter, congrats on getting older. How do you want to celebrate? Showers of champagne?

I lived. But I'm really tired and the nurse is gonna take my phone away again if she sees me on it. I'm supposed to be resting right now. Hey guys...

[Filtered away from Funtime Freddy's account]

Listen up guys. It's time to call on the power of the internet. I know you all know how to report weird things to the police and the DA. Everyone's trying to crack this case and find this fucker before they come back to the buffet. PI's have a little more investigative latitude than others. If you've seen anything even a little weird, crazy, or just had a bad feeling in a weird place, drop a note here and we'll check it out. You never know when your piece of the puzzle could finish the picture. This case has no stupid answers.

You are all so slow. It's a wonder one of you even found me at all. I have already have returned to my former self by the time you get your heads out of the sand. A trail of bodies is not good enough? My my, even that pathetic robot figured me out faster than you have. It's almost sad really. Well, I best be on my way now, I only have three left.

Oh, and I do hope you enjoyed your nap kid. If I see you again I won't hesitate to leave you in the same state as your precious pink haired friend.

( Texts to Rin Okumura )

I have a delightful little inquiry here for you all. Has anyone seen my darling Zephyr? Moscanda has he gone to see you? Rin, can you and your fantastic little cat-sith check any alleyways for me will you? Was he at the café? I know he spends quiet a bit of time there. My schedule says he should be around at this time, but I just can't find him anywhere! Not even the Halfway House! He loves it there! Just what is a fae supposed to do?! It's disrespectful. Truly.

I have an extremely important announcement to make.

( Villain Plot relevant info below! Also, warning for mentions of hospitals/intensive care )