The Wild Hunt

This is rather difficult for us to admit, however would anyone be so kind as to show us the ways of this world? This is nothing like Wonderland...

I wanted to make an official statement, the serial killer that has been attacking people recently, has been apprehended and currently is in custody. I can't discuss details right now because it is an open case, but please rest assured that you are safe from them now.

( Filtered to Close Friends- Navari, Lawless, Perry, Harry, Zidane, (Visible to Liaisons) )

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[Filtered away from Rin Okumura]
How the hell am I suppose to sleep when all I hear is Rin going back and forth about everything. I swear he's only got two things on his mind. That rabbit guy and food. I wish I had the cash from back home he'd eat me out of house and home if he didn't cook himself

Any tips aside from just telling him to shut up, cause that's not going to work.

[Filtered away from Funtime Freddy's account]

Listen up guys. It's time to call on the power of the internet. I know you all know how to report weird things to the police and the DA. Everyone's trying to crack this case and find this fucker before they come back to the buffet. PI's have a little more investigative latitude than others. If you've seen anything even a little weird, crazy, or just had a bad feeling in a weird place, drop a note here and we'll check it out. You never know when your piece of the puzzle could finish the picture. This case has no stupid answers.

You are all so slow. It's a wonder one of you even found me at all. I have already have returned to my former self by the time you get your heads out of the sand. A trail of bodies is not good enough? My my, even that pathetic robot figured me out faster than you have. It's almost sad really. Well, I best be on my way now, I only have three left.

Oh, and I do hope you enjoyed your nap kid. If I see you again I won't hesitate to leave you in the same state as your precious pink haired friend.

I have grown tired of the coffee here, it's not as exquisite as some back home. Perhaps I shall try it in a different way. Do any of you have a recommendation? I usually drink it quiet dark, but I am willing to make amends with lighter blends.

I said I'd provide some updates when I could, I've heard from the hospital that Renzo Shima has been stabilized. For all of you guys who are Shima's friends, I'm sure you can go visit him even when he's like this. In addition, Freddy and his puppet Bon-Bon are both being accounted for at the DA facility. All three are still currently unresponsive at the time. His chaperones are asking anyone to return any small screws or bolts to Alder 102 if you find them on the Halfway House's grounds.

( More filtered to the Canvassing Teams below )

I have an extremely important announcement to make.

( Villain Plot relevant info below! Also, warning for mentions of hospitals/intensive care )

Has anyone seen Hinata around???? He hasn’t been showing up to practice and I’m really worried about my homie!!!

Thank you for the birthday wishes... A lot of people have asked me... if it feels different being 18. It doesn't... but I guess that makes me an adult now...

Do any of you guys carry a special object around? Like a lucky bookmark or something? One of my coworkers carries this stuffed pig that's clipped to her bag, he's called Sir Ham, and she was getting heckled by the team today so she challenged the rest of us. I'm on her side, I carry my halo everywhere!

But we're split, so are you on team lucky object or team no way?

Well that day is heeeeeeere~! If you're forever alone today, you can come hang out with me. Happy hour is from 3-5, we've got cheap shots. Just don't bring a mopey attitude around honey, don't leave it all on me to change it!

Happy Valentine's Day~!

Fuck.
Do any of you fix-it wizards take field calls?

The plural of juice should be jeece.

Would you eat... glazed sea food? Someone at the store said.... my basket was weird.... What's wrong with... honey and bass...?

eh?

I'm very happy to announce that my bathhouse is now open! The Crimson Lake Bathhouse is located at [Address] in Redwood. I'm so glad that all the renovations are finally done. In addition to the baths themselves, we also have plenty of soaps and lotions for you purchase in a variety of scents.


[Private to Lawless]
I have the candle you asked for. Apologies that it took so long to make. The renovations got a little out of hand at the end there.

[Private to Cecil]
I have something for you. Do you have a moment to talk?

Ok I have a question. Is the pineapple on pizza debate interdimensional? And if so yay or nay????


[Private to Princess Adelina]
Excuse me... Sorry to be sorta spying... but I noticed that you seem like your struggling... Are you alright? Are you understanding the school work ok?

Alright, this one's for all you good superpowered people and wannabes out there. I'm taking a poll. Superhero costumes: tacky or classic?