The Wild Hunt

Gotta tell you, I really didn't see this one coming. So, is everyone here able to see this? This is like an interweb forum thing, right?

[Freddy:] Hahaha! There's a b-b-birthday today! Satori Tendou is t-t-turning 20! Haha! Isn't that fu-un Bon-Bon!

[Bon-Bon:] Heheheh yes! A big Circus Baby Happy Birthday to you!

[Freddy:] Haha! Let's sing!

[The recording ends with a very good yet glitchy rendition of Happy Birthday]

There was this little squirrel running around in the park and I thought it might be a fodder butterfly so I flamed it... but it was just a regular squirrel.

Has anyone seen or heard from Scottwick in the past twenty-four hours? He hasn't picked up his phone or answered his texts.

I'll take the questions I had then to the network: Macaroni and cheese balls? Yes or no?

( Noya, you have (3) new messages )

[Freddy:] Helloooo Again! I'm back to brand new! Thanks to the t-t-technicians! Oh? Ha! Bon-Bon says hel-lo too!

[Bon-Bon:] Hello again!

[Freddy:] It's a g-g-great day for a song!

A Halfway House resident was attacked by someone or something on the grounds early Friday morning. We can't be sure yet, but we suspect it might've came through a rip. It's weird to see a rip appear this far into town, so please be careful, and make sure you alert the Halfway House management immediately if something doesn't seem right.

If anyone saw or heard anything strange around the Halfway House over the past few days, come talk to me about it as soon as possible.

There were some weird footprints around the area of the attack leading away from the Halfway House. Whatever it was, it was large, very heavy, and had triangular-shaped prints. Walks on two legs and seems to have a stagger or a limp of some kind, like it's dragging its feet. That sound familiar to anybody?



[Alphonse]
We might wanna have the canvassing teams patrolling a little closer to town for a bit. If the Rips are gonna start showing up in town, we don't wanna have all the teams clear on the other side of Clio. Dispatch told me to shut up and go where I'm told, but that's just stupid.

[Catra]: Heeeeeyyyy Network~

[Loud purring is heard near the recording device]

[Catra]: No! Melog! Get away from that!

[Melog]: Meow?

[Catra]: Come he-

[Clicks off]

IF YOU SEE IT, DON'T GRAB IT. Just stay away and call me or um, if it corners you, hit it really, really, REALLY hard.

Good morning, network. Congratulations on a peaceful Valentine's Day! There was a lot of handholding, and cuddling, and smooching, and a refreshing lack of plastic explosives sewn inside teddy bears. I personally watched season 3 of In-Laws and Out-Laws four times while eating macaroni with my cat. It. was. Wonderful! To celebrate, I'd like to run a Valentine's special in the "Community Insights" section of today's broadcast. And because I've learned that privacy is important here, I thought I'd ask first before talking about all you lucky lovebirds out there. If you don't want to be featured on the radio, please send a message here!

Edit: Apparently, that's not a good enough system. So uh, if you do want to send in your Valentine's story, uh...do it here.

Has anyone else lost money to the vending machine by the community center? Or does it have a grudge against me in particular?

[Freddy:] Bon-Bon! D-D-D-o you know what to-oday is?!

[Bon-Bon:] *giggling*

[Freddy:] A special day for a sp-p-pecial Birthday Bo-oy! Ha-a-appy Birthday Catcher!!

[Bon-Bon:] Happy Birthday! Congratulations on another year around the sun!

[Freddy:] Hahaha! Let's celebrate!

[Recording of a well sung yet very glitchy "Happy Birthday to You"]

[Freddy]: The guards are such party poopers! Bon-Bon don't you think so?

[Bon-Bon]: Don't be so mean silly! Let's play with our toys!

[Freddy]: Bon-Bon! That's a great idea! Does anyone want t-t-to play a game? What kinds of games do you all play?!


(ooc note: this is an audio recording of a glitching robotic voice)

[Freddy]: H-H-Hello Everyone! I heard there was a pa-pa-arty! Is it a b-b-birthday?! Bon-Bon sa-ay hello to our friends!

[Bon-Bon]: *silence*

[Freddy]: I've seen you all out-t-t-tside! They said I c-c-can roam now! The nice f-f-folks outside showed me! They said it's sec-ecret! Hahaha! I'm good at keeping secrets!


(OOC note- This is an audio message. For ur character's reference, Freddy (and Bon-Bon) sound like- this)