The Wild Hunt

This takes the cake for stuff I've seen people walk on a leash here. A goat. They were really friendly too. Damn. I can't believe it's taken me so long to see someone walk a leash on a goat, 3 years. I've been here 3 years and this is the first time. Not like a lead over the goat's mouth, like a dog harness and a retractable leash.

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The best place to get a smoothie...where would that be? Preferably someplace nearby.

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to give me a resident? I'm flattered, really, but I would have figured the hospital would have been more fitting.

Okay. Hi. This is weird. Is this like where I say I like long walks on the beach and bonfires and the smell of honeysuckle? Do you even have honeysuckle? I've never lived this close to the water so it just smells different here, my boy Luke can confirm.

Or is this the kind of place where I ask if there's a nursery out there hiring for little plants that need some love and someone to talk to? I'm also pretty decent at babysitting, even if like you know, the babies aren't your typical babies if you know what I mean. You probably don't know what I mean.

Why is this so weird?

Hi. I'm Jamie, and I have a tiger.

So....there's no room service at the Halfway House? There's not even a smidge of room service at the Halfway House. What do I have to do to get a decent, delicious crepe here that's oozing with creamy, berry goodness? This is ridiculous.

Is there a head cold going around? 🤧🙀 🥶👾

The spring flowers in the community garden are coming back into bloom.
I am considering investing in planting a greater variety this summer. Would anyone be interested in collectively purchasing some new specimens?

So on the topic of tattoos, how do you pick one? It's on your body forever, what happens if you don't like it anymore? Also needles? 👁👄👁💉💉💉

If you have a tattoo, what was your first one? What does it mean to you? 🤔🎤🎤

The weather says there's a chance of rain this afternoon. Anyone wanna sit and chill outside if it does?

Okay, guys. Is it just me, or is everyone at the Halfway House extremely hot?

I got my insurance card today. I don't think I've had insurance since I was about four years old.

Guess if I get electrocuted again, I can go to a really fancy doctor now.

the corner store is out of fuego takis.

I was going to come on and complain about someone I met at the supermarket, but she got me curious. For those who don't know, recreational marijuana is legal in Clio. So.

Weed. Yes or no?

The plural of juice should be jeece.

Gods... That trip was devastating for my back... but all that's behind me know. Evander Knox, it's nice to meet all of you, starting next week my clinic is opening at [Address] in the Harbor district. I'm able to prescript so if you need medication I can take care of that as well. I'm specialized in physical illnesses and magical ones.

That being said, do any of you guys have recommendations to find snacks in Clio? I've already been to Vida's so I know there... But I'm seriously lacking on a foot storage...