The Wild Hunt

This takes the cake for stuff I've seen people walk on a leash here. A goat. They were really friendly too. Damn. I can't believe it's taken me so long to see someone walk a leash on a goat, 3 years. I've been here 3 years and this is the first time. Not like a lead over the goat's mouth, like a dog harness and a retractable leash.

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I have been in the market for some delectable summer dishes. I grew up in the mountains and barely experienced summers back home. If anyone has suggestions, I would love to hear them. Watermelon is a personal favorite of mine so far.

Link, buddy, I'm so glad you're on my team. Trail rations just taste like dirt at this point.

Question for the group! If you could only eat one food for 3 months, what would it be and how long do you think you could stand it?

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Hey um... can someone give me the notes from class today? If you're in my classes... I'll miss the second half of school today... There's a huge storm brewing from finals stress, so I'll uh.. I'll be at Temple Row trying to study... Geez this is so awkward to ask... I don't think anyone else at school sees the phantoms...

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Um... can you call me out? Say I have a doctor's appointment or something... It's too dangerous for me to be at school today.. There's phantoms everywhere I've seen like seven big ones and it's only lunch time.

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There was this little squirrel running around in the park and I thought it might be a fodder butterfly so I flamed it... but it was just a regular squirrel.

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Well well isn't this nice? It's roomy here. These community center guys really know how to make a fire place. Though I'd much prefer a hearth But I got all these logs! I don't like that cold guy tho, staring at me all the time. Creepy.

Anyway, I'm a big powerful fire demon named Calcifer! So what is there to do around here? How many buildings are there in the complex? It looked like there was 4 when I came. There was that really nice garden too. This place is pretty neat.

Okay. Hi. This is weird. Is this like where I say I like long walks on the beach and bonfires and the smell of honeysuckle? Do you even have honeysuckle? I've never lived this close to the water so it just smells different here, my boy Luke can confirm.

Or is this the kind of place where I ask if there's a nursery out there hiring for little plants that need some love and someone to talk to? I'm also pretty decent at babysitting, even if like you know, the babies aren't your typical babies if you know what I mean. You probably don't know what I mean.

Why is this so weird?

Hi. I'm Jamie, and I have a tiger.

Hey Liaison person. How likely am I to get in trouble if I beat a douchebag's face in?

I wanted to make an official statement, the serial killer that has been attacking people recently, has been apprehended and currently is in custody. I can't discuss details right now because it is an open case, but please rest assured that you are safe from them now.

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How do you... submit a noise complaint...? I'm trying to be nice....

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Got a question for you. I know our legal standing here is a bit sketchy. We're not exactly citizens. Where does that leave us in regards to something like a will? I know the Halfway House staff sometimes repo people's belongings when they disappear. I've seen them clearing out the apartments. What can I do to ensure my belongings go to a particular person in the event of something happening to me?

The spring flowers in the community garden are coming back into bloom.
I am considering investing in planting a greater variety this summer. Would anyone be interested in collectively purchasing some new specimens?

Why, someone just brought the cutest little dog by the office today! She was such a good girl. Have any of you ever had a canine companion before?

Why would somebody want a farm of ants?

Hey do you guys have any time waster ideas? Preferably ones that can be done at night since life doesn't go all day here... Watching reruns has gotten pretty boring and I'm steadily working through the fiction at the library...

I said I'd provide some updates when I could, I've heard from the hospital that Renzo Shima has been stabilized. For all of you guys who are Shima's friends, I'm sure you can go visit him even when he's like this. In addition, Freddy and his puppet Bon-Bon are both being accounted for at the DA facility. All three are still currently unresponsive at the time. His chaperones are asking anyone to return any small screws or bolts to Alder 102 if you find them on the Halfway House's grounds.

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Greetings everyone. As of today I am your new Department of Anomalies liaison. Feel free to address me here for any current or future concerns and I shall return your message within a timely manner.

( Regarding Scottwick E. Faneuil's Requests )