The Wild Hunt

So, I'm watching tv and this obviously older movie comes on about this young witch, right?

Right.

Then like in the middle of the movie she goes and performs a spell to make herself the most popular girl in school.

Is that real? Could I have actually done that? High school sucked. You guys have it easy!

Wats somethin' ya see wit otha folks dat makes ya tink 'damn ya really takin' dat fa granted!' I'll go first. Ya damn bodies ya fuckers. Go feel da grass 'n smell da roses. All dat gas up 'n goes when ya dead.

Not going to waste time with you slimes and get right to the point. Any sort of skateboarding game here or is that just something from my world?

um... d-does anyone have any butter... i need um... i think 42 sticks of butter.... um... margarine is ok too....

Has anyone been able to play the new Cybernite: Infinity game yet? It supposedly released last week but I've held off on buying a copy. If they're gonna charge $50 a game, it better be a good one, you know? So...thoughts?

Well well isn't this nice? It's roomy here. These community center guys really know how to make a fire place. Though I'd much prefer a hearth But I got all these logs! I don't like that cold guy tho, staring at me all the time. Creepy.

Anyway, I'm a big powerful fire demon named Calcifer! So what is there to do around here? How many buildings are there in the complex? It looked like there was 4 when I came. There was that really nice garden too. This place is pretty neat.

Okay. Hi. This is weird. Is this like where I say I like long walks on the beach and bonfires and the smell of honeysuckle? Do you even have honeysuckle? I've never lived this close to the water so it just smells different here, my boy Luke can confirm.

Or is this the kind of place where I ask if there's a nursery out there hiring for little plants that need some love and someone to talk to? I'm also pretty decent at babysitting, even if like you know, the babies aren't your typical babies if you know what I mean. You probably don't know what I mean.

Why is this so weird?

Hi. I'm Jamie, and I have a tiger.