| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 5 |
[Aug. 16th, 2010|10:06 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: Hello all! We've invited our Special Guest Narwhal for another hard-rockin' bad album cover roundup.
Narwhal: Enough pillowtalk. Let's do this.
Zeiss Manifold: Yes, let's.
( a funny thing happened on the way to hell ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 4 |
[Jul. 9th, 2010|10:44 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: Hello folks, and welcome back to the Bad Album Cover Roundup!
InkWeaver: Crying yet?
InkWeaver: No?
InkWeaver: You will!
InkWeaver: Wait, this isn't femboy school. Nah, you'll just be mildly baffled.
Zeiss Manifold: Sshh, don't ruin it!
( Cannibals in the Easy Listening section! ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 3 |
[Jun. 1st, 2010|07:58 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: INKY
Zeiss Manifold: ARE YOU READY
Zeiss Manifold: FOR ANOTHER BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP
InkWeaver: ...well... after Gong
InkWeaver: I had some pretty disturbing nightmares.
InkWeaver: I dreamed i woke up and had morning sickness, and I was pregnant, with huge nipples.
InkWeaver: And then I looked in the mirror, and my face was this crazy old woman.
InkWeaver: ...I woke up screaming D:
Zeiss Manifold: But...did you have enormous, ungainly hair?
InkWeaver: No, thank god.
( The Re-Beehivening ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP, EPISODE 2 |
[May. 20th, 2010|09:06 pm] |
InkWeaver: I have to do a ritual
InkWeaver: I CALL UPON THE GREAT GODS OF ALBUM COVAHS
InkWeaver: CALLLLL
InkWeaver: CALLLLLLLLL
InkWeaver: HEINO
InkWeaver: KEN
InkWeaver: LEND US YOUR STRENGTH GREAT WARRIORS OF RAWK
InkWeaver: WELL NOT REALLY RAWK MORE LIKE UM STARING SCARILY AT THE CAMERA
InkWeaver: LEND US YOUR WISDOM
InkWeaver: AND YOUR SENSE OF FLAIR
InkWeaver: FOR TONIGHT'S BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP
Zeiss Manifold: INKY ARE YOU ALL RITUAL'D UP
InkWeaver: shit i'm shedding feathers all over the keyboard
InkWeaver: I think I'm good man I think I'm good.
Zeiss Manifold: ALRIGHT THEN
( Seventy-six trombones lead the big parade, with a hundred and ten photoshops at hand ) |
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| THE BAD ALBUM COVER ROUNDUP |
[Apr. 10th, 2010|12:22 pm] |
Zeiss Manifold: And now, we turn our sights to something closer to our hearts and thrift stores than porn and wacky fundamentalists. Album cover art has formed a distinct part of our culture and our middle-school science binders over the years, but what happens when this force is used irresponsibly, without regards to design, taste, or any sense of direction at all? Tonight, we'll find out.
( By Request Only )
Special thanks to The Museum of Bad Album Covers, LPCover Lover, and The Progressive Rock Hall of Infamy for pointing the way to our selections. |
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