INCARNATE 03, PART III
We have another treat in store for all you Quamp fans, but we need to overcome some technical difficulties in order to post it here. In the meantime, here's some more Incarnate to tide you over until then:
Zeiss Manifold: Well, it's time for some more fun with Incarnate! You ready, kids? Delcat: Nooooo D: Zeiss Manifold: That kind of talk will get your limbs elongated missy Zeiss Manifold: So, where did we leave off? Delcat: Really? 'Cause I can't reach the top shelf, as is. Delcat: Uh...shit was goin' down? In a very bland manner? InkWeaver: uh yeah sure what
Delcat: And now shit is goin' up. In a very bland manner. InkWeaver: OH NO InkWeaver: MAJIN BUU HAS BLOWN UP THE InkWeaver: ...wait InkWeaver: no wait InkWeaver: YUSUKE URAMESHI IS InkWeaver: wait no Delcat: TETSUOOOOOOOO, maybe? InkWeaver: what were we doing again 'cause i forgot InkWeaver: oh right some shitty comic Zeiss Manifold: Why did they build the Code Geass Academy on a minefield anyway InkWeaver: DOUBLE SPLOSION ALL THE WAY ACRO-OSS THE SKY YEAH! YE~A~A~AH SO INTENSE Zeiss Manifold: JITTERBUG Delcat: It's an explosion big enough to level a college, and it's still SOOOOOO BORING. Mythbusters are not of an approve.
InkWeaver: Okay. Having an ELLIPSIS InkWeaver: in a SPEECH BUBBLE InkWeaver: defeats the FUCKING PURPOSE of a SPEECH BUBBLE InkWeaver: LRN2WRITE InkWeaver: Why does that pole look like a veiny cock? Zeiss Manifold: Okay. Having FREDDIE MERCURY Zeiss Manifold: as a MONSTER Zeiss Manifold: defeats the FUCKING PURPOSE of a MONSTER Zeiss Manifold: LRN2DRAW Zeiss Manifold: They left all the bad guys in the car for two weeks and they turned into Queen. Delcat: His hand, it...it just fell straight off his arm. Might wanna do something about that, dude. Pick it up in your ha--oh. Sorry man, sorry. InkWeaver: YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH InkWeaver: IF YOU"RE GOING TO COMMIT THE GRAMMAR FELONY OF AN INTERROBANG InkWeaver: AT LEAST PUT THE QUESTION MARK BEFORE THE EXCLAMATION POINT Delcat: Guys, did I mention that I found the budget sheet for this project? Delcat: It reads: Delcat: $2 million: Smoke Delcat: $3 million: Reaction faces Delcat: Every thing else: Trace the fuck out of it InkWeaver: Actually InkWeaver: They spent money on scientists to create sound effects. InkWeaver: I AM THE WALRUS InkWeaver: KOO KOO KA CHOO Zeiss Manifold: KOO KOO KA SKGLT
Delcat: DOES THIS BUG YOU InkWeaver: All the mystery and smoke is REALLY boring. Delcat: I'M NOT SKGLTING YOU InkWeaver: DOUBLE BORING ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COMIC Zeiss Manifold: WHERE MY FINGERS AT InkWeaver: YEAH YE~A~A~AH InkWeaver: NOT INTENSE Zeiss Manifold: YOU CAN'T SEE THEM Zeiss Manifold: NUH-UH InkWeaver: Second panel, bottom row: Frog hand. InkWeaver: ALBINO KERMIT InkWeaver: no one knew about him Delcat: IT'S NOT EASY BEING SKGLT Zeiss Manifold: Dude, don't make fun of him for having webbed hands, he can't help it Delcat: Panel four is just so...mildly concerned. Like, "Did I leave the oven on?" preoccupied. Zeiss Manifold: Last Panel: did someone order a xenomorph 'cuz i'm here Delcat: But he vomits marshmallow, not acid. Fun for the kids, does birthday parties on request. InkWeaver: He's yawning. Even he's bored.
Zeiss Manifold: BRIAN MAYTOS NOOOOOOOOO Delcat: That is like eighty pounds of spine in a ten-pound-spine-capacity carcass. InkWeaver: LOL LOL PREDATOR Delcat: NOT NO MORE IT AIN'T InkWeaver: Man Ulquiorra, you are looking might freaky and badly drawn lately. Zeiss Manifold: And that guy looks like the Alien WAIT Zeiss Manifold: I WAITED THREE ISSUES FOR FUCKING AVP Delcat: AUGH Delcat: GUYS Delcat: HIS CROTCH Delcat: IS A FACE InkWeaver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW IT'S RIPPING OFF VAMPIRE HUNTER D Delcat: IT'S FUCKING ZOMBOM OR SOMETHING Zeiss Manifold: AND DIGIMON InkWeaver: IS IT GONNA TALK NOW Delcat: IT WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY...LITERALLY Delcat: uh Delcat: by which I mean it will literally eat a vagina, not that it will literally perform cunnilingus on a cat Delcat: that is important InkWeaver: Now I'm reading Bleach. InkWeaver: Bleach is SOOOO much better than this. InkWeaver: Well, Bleach is terrible. But it's SOOO much better. Delcat: It draws its own panels, for one. Zeiss Manifold: And it's version of Kenpucci doesn't taste like mildew and chalk.
InkWeaver: Shamji has given up. InkWeaver: Has just literally given up. Delcat: Panel 4: "...no. No, fuck this. Fuck this, this is too silly, we are leaving this manga." InkWeaver: The blood there, that's the blood from his slashed wrists. Zeiss Manifold: Kenpucci's just done nothing but look bored and constipated in this whole issue. Delcat: "Shhpt" isn't a spine noise. It's the sound of a moeblob sucking a slushie through a straw. InkWeaver: His eye has gone rogue again. Do people just not draw eyes when perspective would make them a little warped? InkWeaver: What's the excuse here - OH I GUESS MY EYE TOOK A VACATION Delcat: Wouldn't you be? ...I mean, if you coincidentally didn't get enough fiber, but...bored, you would be bored is what I'm...the basic....gist here MOVING ON Zeiss Manifold: Hey guys - second to last panel, squint and look at it. Zeiss Manifold: BLARRRGH Delcat: Panel 2: GRRRR IT'S HARD TO CHEW MY OWN TEETH GRRRR Delcat: oh my God, that spine-mouth cares more than ANYONE in this ENTIRE comic InkWeaver: that spine mouth is FED UP InkWeaver: HEHEHEHE Zeiss Manifold: GET OUT
InkWeaver: FIRST PANEL InkWeaver: BRILLIANCE Delcat: YES Delcat: GO GO GO Zeiss Manifold: YAY Delcat: TAKE CHADOUCHIGO WITH YOU Zeiss Manifold: NO DON'T Zeiss Manifold: WE LIKE HIM Delcat: okay guys Delcat: replace "Mot" Delcat: with "Simmons" Delcat: WHEN HE WAKES UP, HE WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND SHAME InkWeaver: WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT InkWeaver: "FWOOSH" IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE HERE Delcat: I can't tell if that's supposed to be his tiny tiny head or if someone spooged on the last panel InkWeaver: Nah, it's a dandelion. InkWeaver: TIPTOE THROUGH THE TRACINGS Delcat: I also can't tell if this is supposed to be a barren battleground or a Mario Kart track. Zeiss Manifold: "When he wakes up?" He's already turned into a Batmanomoprh, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT InkWeaver: I dunno, throw some bananas on here and you'll have mario kart. Delcat: I wish a Chain Chomp would eat EVERYONE :< Delcat: I wish it would do it NOW :< Delcat: oh fuck I'm turning into a sucky toddler InkWeaver: Dude, FIRST PLACE SHELL InkWeaver: That'd be all we'd need. It'd go straight for Nick Simmons. Zeiss Manifold: Can everyone just digivolve now and get it over with
Delcat: THERE'S MORE?! Delcat: FUCK YOU JUST GET IT OVER WITH InkWeaver: WHAT IS InkWeaver: OH NO AN ARMY InkWeaver: OH NO MOT IS A THINGY Delcat: JUST GO TO POWER LEVEL 9001 OR WHATEVER AND END IT InkWeaver: OH NO KENPUCCI'S HEAD IS SHRINKING InkWeaver: WHAT WHO FUCKING CARES Delcat: NOBODY CARES JUST END IT Delcat: JIZZ OR GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THE GLORY HOLE InkWeaver: DOUBLE PLOT POINTS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COMIC InkWeaver: YEAH YE~A~A~AH Zeiss Manifold: You know what InkWeaver: SO STUPID Zeiss Manifold: I'm calling in my own army Zeiss Manifold: A REACTION FACE ARMY
Delcat: and the dialogue goes bye-bye again Delcat: GUYS Delcat: PEOPLE READING Delcat: THIS IS HARD Delcat: DO YOU SEE WHAT WE HAVE TO WORK WITH Delcat: NOTHING, IS WHAT Delcat: IT'S LIKE SNARKING A REVOLVING DOOR Zeiss Manifold: DAMMIT INCARNATE PUT MORE WORDS IN InkWeaver: At this point, we're all just sitting here with our mouths leaking saliva onto the keys and ugh Delcat: OH, SOMEBODY'S VERTICAL HOLD IS BROKEN, BIG FUCKING WHOOP, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT Zeiss Manifold: THIS ISN'T GOING TO COUNT TOWARDS MY PIZZA HUT READING CERTIFICATE IF YOU DON'T Delcat: NOOOOO NOT THE BOOK-IT InkWeaver: I CAN'T GET ACCELERATED READER POINTS IF YOU DON'T HAVE WORDS Delcat: ZEISS WE CAN'T LOSE THE BOOK-IT COMPETITION Delcat: I NEED THAT PERSONAL PAN PIZZA Zeiss Manifold: IF WE LOSE I'M STEALING NICK SIMMONS' PIZZA InkWeaver: I WANT PINEAPPLE Delcat: I WANT MUSHROOMS Delcat: WE ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT PIZZA TOPPINGS ON SKYPE RIGHT NOW THAT IS MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS ENTIRE MANGA Delcat: ALL OF IT InkWeaver: maybe nick simmons can trace me some pineapple InkWeaver: it wouldn't be as good as the original, though Delcat: Ohhhh, God. Is this...is this forever? Zeiss Manifold: I WANT SPINES ON MY PIZZA wait what are we talking about