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I know for a fact I fell asleep in the garden and this is not the garden nor does this even look like Scotland. And this is a strange glowing box.

Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Are you sitting comfortably????

I have something of a suggestion to make.

In light of recent events-- it would seem I have a solution. Something we should all... consider before the world ends amass Global Warming or Overpopulation.

It looks a little something like this:
EXHIBIT A:



Well, whaddya think? Yes, no? Questions, comments? Ideas?

Oh wow! This sure is different.

Regular headtrip that was.

[Private to Mistah J]
Mistah J? You around here?

Hello? Mistah J?

So um not good at this.

What's the best way to actually ask...someone....out?

I figure getting ideas is good.

I need to find a little excitement. Should go out and look for some "fun".

Night of drinking? $57
Gambling? -$300
waking up in a new apartment that belongs to me? Priceless.

How the hell am I here. This can't be good.

Where the hell is everyone, where am I?

[Private]

Kyle? Jeb? Jared? Mel? Wanda?

Fuck, I need a drink.

You, whatever your name is...that guy who doesn't make me want to punch things, you're coming.

Finally have a break in cases.

Donna? Um...dinner?

Jack Harkness! I'm disappointed in you. I've been here for a week and a half and you haven't said a word. That's not like you. And after how long it's been since we've seen each other.

Tick. Tick. Boom.

( Private to Spike )

Has anyone seen my sister around?

You people really have no imagination whatsoever. The inventive ones are so few and far between. This is one of the reasons I left Hell. Just the same day in and day out.

( Private )

Wills? You have to fix this.

I know it's dangerous. But you did it once...you can do it again.

Just...please, Wills. You have to fix this.

Angelus, you're dead. I don't care what it takes, I'm going to kill you. And I'm going to make it hurt.

And out of the blue a door appeared in my little cozy place I hang my hat. I'm not sure when my world decided to form an apartment but it is a very nicely decorated one.

Great.

Nice new influx of crazy. And trust me, I've seen crazy.

At least I know how to defend myself.

[Private to Adam]
You do realize there is a delicate balance do you not?