I know, I know. It has been a while since I spoke to my dearly devoted public. You must all be so very disappointed not to hear from me. I can practically hear the wailing from here.
Now, now, things I should do.. ah, yes! I should probably keep up with the Joneses! Martha, dear sweet Miss. Martha Jones, how is the love life? Going well? How's the sister? I hope she hasn't been getting into any trouble, it would be
terrible to see little Letitia hurt, wouldn't it?
Oh, Captain, my Captain! How is the little team? Everyone good, everyone healthy? How's little Ianto? I do hope his arm has healed nicely. It would be terrible if it left a mark, don't you think?
Hello, Doctor! How's the family?
( Private to Suzie Costello )