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One of these days, I'll learn to leave well enough alone.
Then again, that really isn't my style.
Then again, that really isn't my style.
February 8th, 2009
February 3rd, 2009
Well. This is...interesting. I didn't expect to end up somewhere so...urban.
September 16th, 2008
Fucking hell, can't he stay in one fucking place for more than six months? Jesus.
Yes. I know I'm late to the reacting party, but I've had more important things to do than whine on the internet. Only now Gwen's started bossing me around and I'm fed up enough so that I thought I'd complain in public about shit. That is what people do here, isn't it?
Oi, Teaboy, drinks. Please. See, I said please this time!
Yes. I know I'm late to the reacting party, but I've had more important things to do than whine on the internet. Only now Gwen's started bossing me around and I'm fed up enough so that I thought I'd complain in public about shit. That is what people do here, isn't it?
Oi, Teaboy, drinks. Please. See, I said please this time!
August 26th, 2008
Man, that hospital is a wreck. After that place blew up, there were so many emergent cases, they could barely keep up. I hate working there.
Anybody need a doctor?
Anybody need a doctor?
August 21st, 2008
I'm going to fucking kill him. I don't give a fucking shit about what we're supposed to do. I'm going to fucking kill him.
August 20th, 2008
Fucking stupid fucking hell.
We need more fucking doctors. If anyone has any medical training or experience then your help would be greatly appreciated.
If any Torchwood employees need medical assistance, then reply to this or yell for help or something. We'll get to you ASAP.
We need more fucking doctors. If anyone has any medical training or experience then your help would be greatly appreciated.
If any Torchwood employees need medical assistance, then reply to this or yell for help or something. We'll get to you ASAP.
Bloody hell...
The tech department is mostly intact. I'm working on figuring out what areas sustained the most damage so we can work on getting people out. Willow, I could really use some help if you're able. Only so much I can do on my own. Most of my staff is off today or...indisposed.
The tech department is mostly intact. I'm working on figuring out what areas sustained the most damage so we can work on getting people out. Willow, I could really use some help if you're able. Only so much I can do on my own. Most of my staff is off today or...indisposed.
August 1st, 2008
Once again we're down a doctor. Jennifer, if you pick up and disappear off the face of the planet then I'll track you down just to fire you. The rest of you are just lucky to have Dr. Keller, or after a month of being the only doctor I'd end up thinking of ways to make your lives very difficult. I might not be allowed to sedate my superiors, but that's only Gwen, Jack and Ianto, and we'd probably all like the time off.
I think I need to get drunk. The day does end in Y after all.
I think I need to get drunk. The day does end in Y after all.
July 25th, 2008
July 24th, 2008
Well, it's certainly no Gotham City, but New York has its perks.
Although I'm curious to know how I ended up here when I'm supposed to be snug in my bed in Wayne Manor.
Although I'm curious to know how I ended up here when I'm supposed to be snug in my bed in Wayne Manor.
July 8th, 2008
Jack Harkness! I'm disappointed in you. I've been here for a week and a half and you haven't said a word. That's not like you. And after how long it's been since we've seen each other.
July 6th, 2008
June 30th, 2008
By Lily L. Potter
My name is Lily Luna Potter, and I am the granddaughter of James Potter and Lily Evans. Yes, they got married. Who didn't see that coming? But that's not the point. You all seem to be in need of a history lesson. Or really, a future lesson for you guys.
James and Lily Potter were killed by Voldemort and my da became the Chosen One. Harry James Potter. The-Boy-Who-Lived. They were not, as the Ministry claimed, betrayed by Sirius Black. That is a load of idiocy. Look at my brother. His name is James SIRIUS Potter. My da my be a complete prat, but he would not name his son after the guy who killed his parents. Besides, the Ministry said it. When the hell have they ever been right about ANYTHING other than quidditch scores...and even then they fuck up sometimes. So Sirius was wrongly imprisioned for thirteen years. Then he got pardonned a while ago. But he was dead by then because Bellatrix Lestrange is a flaming hellbitch. Sorry, Sirius. It kind of sucks.
Speaking of Bellatrix. Yes, she married Rodolphus Lestrange. Birds of a crazy flock together and what not. Since she's an evil whore, she killed Sirius. She also tried to kill my mum, but my grandmum, the living one mind you, killed her. I hear it was fucking awesome. As for Narcissa, yes, you did marry Lucius Malfoy. Get the hell over it. You're both...very pretty...in an albino sort of way...if not that bright. And you had an equally pretty albino child who was equally prattish, named Draco. And he in turn had a son. Who shags my brother. It's awkward since Draco and my dad hate each other. But Albus Severus is a Slytherin, so he's a bit weird anyway.
Speaking of that, Grandpa James, shut up about him being named Severus. Severus Snape was apparently a prat with a giant nose, but he was one of the good guys. A really bastardly good guy. He was a spy for the Order and he died because Voldemort killed him and it was really bloody awful and he did a lot of good things, so stop complaining about my brother being named after him. I mean...yes, he killed Dumbledore, but Dumbledore told him to! He had to do it. I don't remember why, but he had to.
Also, Auntie Dora, Uncle Remus...oh, yeah, you guys were married. I never met either of you. I wasn't born until...oh blimey, this year...oh time travel. Anyway. You were married in a shotgun wedding sans shotguns, when Auntie Dora got up the duff. You guys got together after Dumbledore died...which was about a year or so after Sirius died to put things in timeline form. Remus was really weird about it. Always said he wasn't right for you, because he was so much older and such...but you sort of jumped him and he finally gave up, Dora. It was impressive. But you guys died in the final battle. It was really sad. Bellabitch killed Tonks and Dolohov killed Remus. Majorly sucky. You guys had a son, Teddy, who is fucking my cousin, Victoire. Auntie Dromeda raised him but he's kinda like an extra brother to me. I have a lot of cousins, because grandmum and grandda Weasley shagged like rabbits.
So, onto them. Rose and Hugo are Auntie Mione and Uncle Ron's kids. Rose is cool, and Hugo is a bit of a prat. He got his name because Mione wanted to name him Victor, after Victor Hugo, and Ron thought she meant her ex-boyfriend Viktor...it was awkward. Then there's Bill and Fleur's kids, the aforementioned Victoire, Dominique and Louis. Aunt Fleur is french, and part-Veela. And Uncle Bill has wolfish tendencies because Fenrir Greyback slashed his face up. Fleur says the scars make him look sexy. I say that's too much information from my aunt. Oh! Fenrir! He's a creepy bastard. He likes to take young boys and bite them. Take from that what you will. Uncle George married Uncle Fred's ex-girlfriend Angelina, because Fred died in the war...it was fucking awful, and they have Fred and Roxanne. And Uncle Percy and Auntie Audrey have Molly and Lucy. They're sweet but kind of quiet. And then there's me and Jamie and Albie. Oh! Charlie never married. We can't decide if he's gay or just really likes dragons.
So, that's your brief history/future lesson. If I think of more, you'll get more later. For now, just get the fuck over it. As for me, my boyfriend is actually coming off smarter than you lot right now. So I'm going to go shag him.
June 29th, 2008
Believe it or not, the medical department isn't an ideal place to have sex. It really isn't an ideal place to have sex involving handcuffs just after you've been tasered and sedated. Yes, Miss. Moonchild and Mr. Young this comment is directed at you. Please don't do that again. Or tell your friends not to allude to it again. Either way, it's not something I particularly want to think about.
It's also nice to see that some people are in a better mood now that they've got laid.
Those two statements aren't actually connected.
It's also nice to see that some people are in a better mood now that they've got laid.
Those two statements aren't actually connected.
June 23rd, 2008
I was going to post something witty from Craigslist but the amount of posts about zombies in San Francisco weirded me out just a bit, and there was stuff about a dead moose and I just didn't want to put myself through any more trauma. I've died twice, I don't need more mental trauma or I'll turn into Ianto.
I don't want to turn into Ianto. No one wants me to turn into him. One emo moppet is enough.
Claire, if you're thinking about studying medicine then we should talk about more advanced medical training. If not, then you should really think about medicine.
ETA: The next person to fuck with my department is going to get fucked with. Don't touch my shit unless it's in the first aid cabinet and then put things back where you found them. It's not my fucking job to pick up after you, that's support services or your mother. I'm not either of those things.
I don't want to turn into Ianto. No one wants me to turn into him. One emo moppet is enough.
Claire, if you're thinking about studying medicine then we should talk about more advanced medical training. If not, then you should really think about medicine.
ETA: The next person to fuck with my department is going to get fucked with. Don't touch my shit unless it's in the first aid cabinet and then put things back where you found them. It's not my fucking job to pick up after you, that's support services or your mother. I'm not either of those things.
June 16th, 2008
I do not believe I have felt so ill in my entire life. I awoke earlier laying in the kitchen floor with quite the knot on the back of my head. I have never been one for actual fainting except if my corset is laced too tight and that hasn't happened in quite some time. I just truly wish the room would stop spinning and my stomach would stop churning.
June 12th, 2008
June 2nd, 2008
What's going on?
This isn't the darkness...did Jack do something stupid again?