[Owl to Bianca Dunstan, sent after replying to
this thread]
Bianca,
Lav's gone nutter and somehow thinks you're involved in this whole murder/nightmares thing. I think it's utter nonsense, but you know how those bloody Gryffindors get when they've got their mind on something.
Why don't we stick together for a few days, that way you'll have me as an alibi in case they come accusing you of anything. You could crash at the manor (and I promise, I'll keep my hands to myself - unless you beg nicely) and live like a queen, and I can spend the day buying and eating up your goodies. So far, the only downside I see is that I might gain some weight! But that just means more to love, after all.
How does that sound to you, luv?
Justin