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16th Apr, 2018


[info]wrecktify

Scotland, we need to have a talk about...

PLAYOFF BEARDS

What is a playoff beard?
Playoff beards are a tradition among sport teams in North America that began in the greatest league of all, the National Hockey League. When one's team reaches the playoffs, the day before playoffs begin, the players (and/or fans!) capable of growing beards shave off all their facial hair.

Do I get to keep my eyebrows?
Of course; this shouldn't even be a question. You should be ashamed of yourself for even asking.

Can I groom my beard during playoff season?
No.

When do I regain agency over my own face?
When your team is eliminated or they win!

Why should I participate this?
Because it's a tradition. And because, after Montrose's display, I suspect a fair number of you are hockey players at heart. Embrace it, my beautiful bairns.

ALEC URQUHART
Wednesday evening. Free?

DANI MIRACLE
In the interest of your interest in whether or not my well-being has, in fact, been well, I have decided to share with you a very confidential document. More sensitive sections have been redacted to protect the innocent.

If you show it to anyone, I will end you.

[Click for large image]

[For OOC curiosity, here is the non-redacted version.]

28th Mar, 2018


[info]magicmick

mick doesn't care about wards who am i kidding

dani can we get hazlenut coffee and we get whipped cream?? what about chocolate sprinkles??

26th Mar, 2018


[info]newmiracle

Who: Dani and Gina Miracle, Hamish Roberts
What: Hamish drops by for a chat
When: Monday, 26 March 2000
Where: Dani/Charlie/Gina's house
Warnings: Gina is an adorable force of nature and you should be warned about how adorable she is.

Has Uncle Hamish lost his bloody mind? )

20th Mar, 2018


[info]avoidretrograde

[Montrose+]
A few announcements before the lineup and strategy talk in a few days:
  • First. Ernie Macmillan is testing out a new motion capture technology, which you all have already seen and tested in a previous practice but Friday will be the more public test he’s doing. I know it’s the day before the match, but luckily we keep those practices light anyway.
    Morning will be warmup then Gregor will be running you through some drills he’ll decide on. No new techniques, formations, or plays. Treat this as a public exhibition.
  • Kestrels are on the 24th. Do Not Get Injured before then.

  • Portree plays on the 20th. Dani, can we get a box for the team to watch from? Remember everyone, this is the last Portree match before the Neep. They might be saving some of their starters but since we’ve last faced them they have 2 new starters and are finally playing their reserves (of which 1 reserve is also new since the Fall Classic..)
    Note for chasers: Special attention on their new chaser, Pepper. And McCormack. They gave her a break last match so she might be extra intense on this one.
  • Not an announcement but congratulations Jason on finishing what sounded like a truly mad Annual Broom Race. We’re all very proud of you for it.


    [Gregor]
    For Friday morning for the Macmillan lad’s demonstration, throw the normal practice plans out. We don’t know who he invited and I’d rather treat it as a public exhibition of sorts with just a smaller audience. Classic skills drills, the more movement the better, but I’ll let you plan and decide on what. Have fun with it, make the players look good.

    And we have a few other things we’ll need to start talking about.

    [Florrie]
    Alright. Of these 4, who’s in the best flying shape for next match.

    Maddock
    Jason
    Ada
    Kal

    14th Mar, 2018


    [info]newmiracle

    Who: 1991 Study Group + Significant Others (or Alternate Guests) + Gina (until bedtime)
    What: Pye Day! (AKA Happy Birthday, Augustus!)
    When: Wednesday evening, March 14
    Where: Charlie, Dani, and Gina's house
    Warnings: Likely nothing?

    Kal had dropped off quite a few of the things that morning. )

    13th Mar, 2018


    [info]magicmick

    DANI MIRACLE:
    i'm not feeling well. i'm going home
    TERRY & ANTHONY:
    [...] there was a howler at a meeting

    12th Mar, 2018


    [info]crashtested

    How is Skeeter still employed by the Prophet?

    [Lex]
    Alright?

    [Meaghan]
    Missed you at the match last week. Make it through alright?

    [Dunbar]
    So?

    [Study Group]
    If any of you need to get in touch with me after tonight, send an owl.

    How’s Kal, Auggie?

    11th Mar, 2018


    [info]thegoldenneep

    IC/OOC: Montrose Magpies (9-0-0) versus Wigtown Wanderers (4-5-0)

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Montrose Magpies (9-0-0 1.000) versus Wigtown Wanderers (4-5-0 0.444)
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Play Started:2000-03-11 at Scottish National Stadium at The Lamb
    Snitch caught in : 6 hours, 0 minutes
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Montrose Magpies : 950
    Wigtown Wanderers : 940
    Congratulations, Montrose Magpies
    It's always a sad day when they don't let us out of the stadium until after happy hour ends... )

    9th Mar, 2018


    [info]thegoldenneep

    IC/OOC: The Pride of Portree (7-1-1) versus Caerphilly Catapults (6-4-0)

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The Pride of Portree (7-1-1 0.778) versus Caerphilly Catapults (6-4-0 0.600)
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Play Started:2000-03-09 at Rannoch Moor
    Snitch caught in : 1 hours, 35 minutes
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The Pride of Portree : 430
    Caerphilly Catapults : 50
    Congratulations, The Pride of Portree
    It's always a sad day when they let us out of the stadium before happy hour... )

    8th Mar, 2018


    [info]closedcaptioned

    IC/OOC: Ernie Meets With Montrose Admin + Staff

    As mentioned here, Ernie and Dani set up a meeting this week to discuss with the Montrose staff Ernie running some tests during the Montrose Quidditch practice. After getting everyone in the room, a very nervous Ernie, carrying an accordion file folder and a large blue-print roll, asked everyone to sign a non-disclosure agreement. Once that was taken care of, he began... )

    7th Mar, 2018


    [info]forgedin78

    [Angus]
    Would you like some French lessons?

    I think Léonie plans to stay in touch.

    [Dani]
    Do you need anything from me regarding the boots?

    5th Mar, 2018


    [info]avoidretrograde

    [Montrose+]
    Alright team this is a big month for us. We're nearing the end of the regular season and the first Neep on the 31st.

    Since at this point in this season, with only 3 blocs left, we have a very solid grasp on a good playoff seed, I’m going to turn our attention to starting strong with the Neep. We are not going easy on the regular season teams, but we are going to try and save some of our strength for hitting Portree hard right off the bat.

    Which means the lineups for this month are subject to change and up in the air but I will tell you ahead of time some of my plans for them so a few of you are prepared. Please note these are tentative.

    Tentative line up notes:
    Chasers: I don Wigtown will be Jason, Roger, and Angus. Maddock, listen to Florrie and heal well. We still have a lot ahead we need you for. Unfortunately nothing much to give you lot right now other than the Wigtown lineup, it’s all up in the air.

    Beaters: Lex and Georgi, you’re on Neep. But Kal, I’m playing you for both Wigtown and the Kestrels. You’re more than ready for both. Who's playing which match with you is still to be determined but one for each either way.

    Keepers: Micah is leading us into the Neep so Ada you’ll be getting one of the two regular season matches. I’ll get back to you on which.

    Seekers: Lennox, normally I’d rest you for the match the week before the Neep, you’re going to be absolutely vital there, but that match is against the Kestrels. And Lynch is the only one experienced and levelheaded enough to give you any kind of a challenge. So that’s not one I can rest you on, unfortunately we’ll need you to play both those matches. So Kenna, I’m giving you Wigtown. We’ll talk about their seekers in detail later.


    [Montrose Staff]
    Regarding having a pink team at the match:

    I’m going to say again, it’s not mandatory, I want people to do it in the spirit of support and solidarity not because it’s mandated.

    But I want to support this how we can. Roger had a mention of pink boots in Jason’s entry, that and rosettes might not be a bad idea? Opinions? Whatever we do will need to be a rush order though.

    And Jason wants the magpie on his robes to be a neon pink, I’ve told him I’m very happy for him to have that screw any fines. But seeing as he won’t have time to fiddle around with designs...Mick? Should be a fun project for a change. Take the practice uniforms and experiment so that Jason has options to choose from.



    [PRIVATE]
    To Do list:
    • Follow up with Florrie - Maddock for the Kestrels match?
    • Speaking of Florrie: bday gift + dinner
    • Dinner at mum’s this week
    • Work out tentative lineups for the next 3 matches (Wigtown/Kestrels/Neep)
    • Line up considerations:
      • Maddock recovery time (out for Wigtown, ?Kestrels but if so then iffy on playing him for Neep)
      • Jason’s Broom Race
      • Need for starter rest
      • Captain or ViceCap needs to be in play for each match
      • Kestrels > Wigtown, unfortunate timing though
      • Neep lineup needs to be saved up where possible, but balanced with what’s reasonable to put reserves on
      • Lennox vs. Lynch needs to stay
      • Georgi/Lex: Which on wigtown, which on kestrels
      • Ada - Wigtown or Kestrels
      • Chasers - who the hell knows right now

    • Buckle down on Portree research
      • Roberts era Portree (focus on the prime years)
      • Old Ballycastle - Pepper (+possibly Okeke)
      • Dig up Wigtown matches - Okeke
      • Galbraith in case (no way they don’t play McCormack) - Cannons (this will be painful to go through) + Wanderers if there’s time
      • Listen to Parkinson recordings Gregor dug up - their giant hasn’t completely found his spot in the BIL style of play just yet, there’s more that can come from him

    • Celtics for Kai’s potential debut on the 15th
    • Attend Portree vs. Cats
    • Consider updating Potential Future Players list for offseason wants/needs
      • Revisit Georgi’s contract pending Peppard’s progress

    • Ideally keep the top seed for the postseason run (fuck the Bats)
    • Follow up on pink additions for the match (for players/staff)
    • Find some extra pink to wear or charm something pink for self

    4th Mar, 2018


    [info]crashtested

    Charlie, I'm not listening to your show this week unless you promise to ignore all the stats from the Cannons fiasco.

    No one needs a replay of that.

    No one.

    2nd Mar, 2018


    [info]pastperfection

    IC/OOC - Who's Ready to Meet Montrose's New PR Guy?

    Memo from Montrose Magpies Public Relations )

    (Please feel free to use this post as an IC/OOC, or we can treat it like a journal if your staff member/team player prefers the written medium.)

    1st Mar, 2018


    [info]catapults

    In honor of the confluence of both World Book Day and St David's Day, all books by Welsh authors are on sale through the rest of the week at Book Wyrm. Literary costumes are encouraged but only monetized if donned by small children or accompanied by song and dance.

    [info]crashtested

    The Cannons are playing the Wasps this weekend and I got a good feeling about Chudley's chances. It's gotta be their time sometime, right?

    [Study Group]
    Charlie, can you get me odds?

    I'm planning on going out to the Drunken Seer on Friday night. Can't say much but work's about to get really busy. So if anyone's up for drinks let me know?


    [Study Group sans Augustus but with Kal!]
    What are we doing for Pye Day this year?

    [Kal]
    Pye day is Pye's birthday on the 14th of March and has nerdy Muggle math references for Americans who write the date backwards. Don't break up with him before then, alright? (I mean, don't break up with him at all, but that would be a terrible birthday present.)

    [Dunbar]
    Hey mate, I got an update for you.

    [Lex]
    Ten? I'm gonna be coming from the Falcons match. Sorta.

    [info]thegoldenneep

    Falmouth Falcons (3-6-1) versus Kenmare Kestrels (6-3-0)

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Falmouth Falcons (3-6-1 0.300) versus Kenmare Kestrels (6-3-0 0.667)
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Play Started:2000-03-01 at Bodmin Moor
    Snitch caught in : 21 hours, 12 minutes
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Falmouth Falcons : 250
    Kenmare Kestrels : 1080
    Congratulations, Kenmare Kestrels
    We would especially like to welcome all the representatives of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement community who have chosen to join us here at the Bodmin Moor Quidditch Pitch at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the game. And please remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody. )

    25th Feb, 2018


    [info]newmiracle

    If you didn't listen to Quidditch by the Numbers today, you were really missing out. And for those of you that were at yesterday's Montrose-Puddlemere EXTRAVAGANZA, you were really, really missing out, because Charlie told us all the good stuff about that crazy rule that made the match.

    Lucky for you, I hear the WWN is going to rerun it by popular request.

    [Study Group sans Maggie]

    The jerseys are almost ready. If Muir cries tears of joy, I'm taking all of the credit.

    [Study Group]

    I almost got a "Da" out of Gina today. The "D" was definitely there. Charlie was ready to cry tears of joy, and I was ready to get photographic evidence.

    1st Aug, 2017


    [info]thegoldenneep

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