The Golden Neep IC

PERFECT SEASON!!!

Now just playoffs and Neep. We can do this.



[Montrose +]
You all were AMAZING out there last week. Hopefully everyone's on the mend. I have to say, while it was an honor to serve as your captain, I think I'll let Micah take over for the post season.

Well, it seems news of my brother in law's success and my baby brothers good start with Celtic was enough to bring my mother over to Scotland. Also, I think my sister's house is rapidly turning into a zoo. This is what happens when your mother is a magizoologist.

[Roger]

Can I stay with you for a few weeks? It's getting crowded here

[Merc]

Perfect season, brother. Well done.

Come down off your high horse, Magpies. That neep is going to stay in Portree where it belongs.


[Mags]
I did something stupid.

[Ainsley]
How are you, love?

[Roger]
I might have outdone you in the stupid department.

Scotland, we need to have a talk about...

PLAYOFF BEARDS

What is a playoff beard?
Playoff beards are a tradition among sport teams in North America that began in the greatest league of all, the National Hockey League. When one's team reaches the playoffs, the day before playoffs begin, the players (and/or fans!) capable of growing beards shave off all their facial hair.

Do I get to keep my eyebrows?
Of course; this shouldn't even be a question. You should be ashamed of yourself for even asking.

Can I groom my beard during playoff season?
No.

When do I regain agency over my own face?
When your team is eliminated or they win!

Why should I participate this?
Because it's a tradition. And because, after Montrose's display, I suspect a fair number of you are hockey players at heart. Embrace it, my beautiful bairns.

ALEC URQUHART

Wednesday evening. Free?

DANI MIRACLE

In the interest of your interest in whether or not my well-being has, in fact, been well, I have decided to share with you a very confidential document. More sensitive sections have been redacted to protect the innocent.

If you show it to anyone, I will end you.

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[For OOC curiosity, here is the non-redacted version.]

Well now, that was quite the end to quite the season. The BIQL both came in and went back out with a bang. Now to see what cultural quirks there are with the playoffs, hmm?