razorfraser in neeps
razorfraser in neeps
Ama, Angus Campbell here. You might remember me from Hogwarts. I was a Gryffindor a few years below you, and one time you took ten points from me for throwing hexes in the corridor. I would be lying if I claimed that straightened me out and I never put a wee toe out of line again, but it did leave an impression.
So a certain teammate of mine told me you and I might get on, and he gave me the all-clear to chat you up. I dinnae ken what Maddock might have told you about me, but I promise all the good things are true and the bad are pure slanderous invention. Anyway, I was wondering if you might be interested in letting me take you out to dinner one night next week. I promise my manners have improved by a wee bit since Hogwarts.