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Merc wants me to have you in this week for the standard checkup after that head hit you took in the Harpies match. I'm here all week so as long as we get it done before Saturday it'll be fine. Let me know when I can expect you!
lionhearts in neeps
Merc wants me to have you in this week for the standard checkup after that head hit you took in the Harpies match. I'm here all week so as long as we get it done before Saturday it'll be fine. Let me know when I can expect you!
Had the worst date last night.
Okay not worst worst, but really bad.
So mum set me up on a date last night. I really should know better at this point, but I was getting desperate with only Razor for companionship and well, I figured, what could it hurt? I guess I should have cleared with her ahead of time what her version of an appropriate date would be. She said he was announcer. I didn't realize he would be an announcer FRIEND OF DAD. He was 56, which I know it's not polite to judge someone based on age, but he was also a very overweight 56. And bald. And he fell asleep at the table during dinner. Oh, he's narcoleptic, I forgot that bit.
I tried to sneak out the bathroom during dessert and caught my heel on the window and went tumbling into the bushes, ripping my dress open. I gave Diagon an excellent view of my knickers before I could apparate home and finish a bottle of wine, which I now regret.
I don't know why I leave the house sometimes.
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