Uhhh, hey, everyone, who is currently staying here, not totally against their will or anything. [ >_> ]

I just have a question, uhh, that is purely due to my own curiosity, so it is your choice to answer, or, um, not, answer, it's okay if you don't.

What kind of races are people here? I've already spoken to humans! Which was r-really cool, and uhh, a canine that could speak as I do, which was uhhh, also very neat. But, I am just wondering what other species are here, besides trolls, and er, humans, and talking canines. I probably have already spoken to other things, not that, anyone is a thing, or anything like that.

But...yeah, that's it, heh.

( Could be OOC offensive, see text below. )

[OOC: Hey all, this is not meant to be offensive, just putting up a disclaimer~ Tavros is just horribly misinterpreting this word, so feel free to stress the seriousness of this, or to mess with him, either works.]

[Way to go Tavros you finally managed to figure out how to work that communicator, how about you use it now and find out what's happening?]

I uhh, am a little confused, as to what's going on, but I think the confident thing to do, would b-be to ask? I am in this new place, are there, uhh, other people here? Convicts? Or uhh, p-people like me that are unsure as to what they did wrong? Because I do not really do bad things, so, I am not sure why I am here, but I guess I had to do something wrong t-to be here, so, uhh, that might be why I am here...I like all these cute animals though, they are nice...

[The rambling is probably a little hard to get through, but Tavros seems to shut up, waiting for some sort of response as he digs through the basket some more. Hey, maybe that feline close by would like a pretzel?]

[He tries to coax a cat over to him.]

[It's not really working... Probably a good thing to, Tavros is a little allergic to cats...]

[The voice that's about to come through is extremely excited. Ridiculously so. She's speaking quickly and as if something extraordinary has just happened.]

An underwater prison! I can't stop going glub glub over it, it's all very exciting! Of course there are less exciting parts to it [She pauses to play with the chain around her ankle, an action that can't be seen, but you can probably guess what she's doing if listening hard enough.] They reely know how to hook you in!

But! There is something a little...fishy about all of this. [Her voice doesn't give away if that was meant as a joke or not.]

...I want Sentience back in charge.

What's one thing that you don't have here that you absolutely want or need right now?

[And for anyone who happens to be wandering around at this time around the beach you'll find Axel sitting at the water's edge, feet barely touching the waves and with a single cigarette between his lips. Yeah, it's lit, and of course he's smoking it, but he's not trying to make it a habit or anything. It's just that he'd rather enjoyed the taste of it the first time and figured he'd give it another shot.

Plus...these things are supposed to relieve tension or something, right? Even though it's cold out and everything. Not like it matters.]

Of course that doesn't have to be an item, you know.

Hey, Marina! [ Excited giggling. ] I just thought I'd want to inform everyone that I have the. best. penpal. ever!

Try not to be too~ jealous! [ ♥ ]

[ A beat. ] Anyone know where I can get a frame?

I pinched myself three times, but I’m still not waking up. It’s really very strange. [ small considering pause ]

On TV, there’s always a big emphasis on how intimidating a prison is. It’s supposed to be a place that no one wants to go after all. But this one is...different. It’s very beautiful -– as if it belongs to the top ten best places to visit. [ smile. a perfect n_n face. ] If I didn’t know any better I’d think that I won a prize!

[The communicator is upside down and moving erratically. Hi Marina, have one extremely disoriented Noah in the shelter room. Not only does he look like a complete weirdo, but he is also flinging sofa cushions haphazardly around.]

...Cyril's going to kill me...

Ah... hello? It looks like I disappeared again...

How long was I gone for this time?

Oh...oh my gog! They've got pails and porn in the store!

[Nepeta's found the convenience store's supply of buckets and playing cards. She hasn't even tried opening the card packs, but they've got all four romance suits on them and no pictures of what's inside, so it must be porn! o_o Shocked thirteen-year-old is shocked.]

[Rose is sitting at a corner of the playground, playing with some building blocks. It might look childish, but she's making a house out of the blocks - and then she knocks off the roof and makes it taller.]

[Finally, she addresses the feed.]

I'm curious, Marina. What sort of dwellings do people in your worlds reside in?

[ ah, look, it's that weird alien girl again. the one with the gray skin, blue lips, and deadly looking metal arm. she seems to be messing with her little communication device, enough to where... aha! there we go. a shot of the bathtub, which seems to be filled to the very brim with water. you won't get a shot of the soaked bathroom floor or anything like that -- just the tub itself, and its contents. you see, inside the tub seems to be a boy. another one of her species that happens to be an inmate just like her. he's submerged completely in the water itself, not once coming up for air. that's slightly concerning.

she doesn't seem fazed. ]

Does anyone know where I could scrounge up some, um -- fish food? He's probably huuuuuuuungry~ Ahahaha!

( Every once in a while things go your way )

[The camera shows a stunning aerial view of Sector Four, before being turned around to get a good look at the black-veined orange butterfly wings sprouting from Tavros' back. His own face comes back into view--he is, without any disclaimer or hyperbole, having the best day of his life.] THEY WORK! I'M FLYING!!!

WAHOOOO!

[Guess who rolled out of bed this morning and found himself bouncing off the floor and into the ceiling? That's right. Red was absolutely positively thrilled when he found out that he could literally bounce off the walls. So excited that he felt the need to show his new 'power' to the rest of Marina.]

Hey, everyone! Look what I can do!

[He shouts this as he bounces all over the living room of Jennifer's house.]

Good morning inmates. It is the 81st day of the third generation.

As some may have already noticed, several hours ago there was a small explosion in Sector 2. Remote units have commenced a cleanup of the area, and any classes in or close to the Education Center labs will not be held in their designated rooms because of this. Direct all class inquires and concerns to your teachers.

Construction of the playground in Sector 6 is finished, and now open for inmate use.

Inmate Tavros Nitram, your request is at the entrance to Sector 0.

[It's been far too quiet for Q's liking. That one fellow with the green hair had everyone in a tizzy when he told them they were virgins. Well, if they like sex so much...]

Who wants to have prison sex?

[Have a slightly disoriented, yet VERY ANNOYED troll appear on the screen. Crashing waves and the occasional dolphin could be heard in the distance. Which lets just about anyone know he was still standing in the warm, white sand that was the ocean in Sector 4, except now his clothing was dry unlike it had been, as far as he knew at least, just a few moments ago and Vriska was nowhere to be seen! Hadn't they just been...]

-- Vriska, where the fuck did you go? I was talking to you!

[Seriously, how rude do you even have to be to just disappear like that. ...

As for the iron ball now on his right leg when it hadn't been there at all, well. He was pretty sure that Tavros had mentioned it to him just awhile ago, so ... Okay, so he had no idea how it got on him like this but he doesn't want it to be known by Vriska that it's there, so he's keeping his mouth shut about it. ... For now...]

[ From what can be seen on by the camera, there is a little girl that some might recognize as being recently here. Black shirt and pants, turquoise libra on the chest, black hair, greyish skin, and red-tinted shades. Tereziis standing in front of a disused building. Some may recognize it as the defunct Justice & Co. law office, even if they don't see the sign that is covered in drool.

If it was possible to look elated and infuriated all at once, Terezi was one to do just that. She was back in this place, which was just as well. But this, what she was witnessing, was bullshit. ] What is this travesty?

[ She points at the window with her cane. ] Why are these doors locked?

[ Then she points at the door. ] How can the lights be off? [ At least, she presumed, because she didn't smell anyone around. She folds up the cane into its pieces and sets it on the ground before rising from her crouch. ]

Who's responsible for this?! As a future Legislacerator, I'm insulted!

The doors to justice-- [ Terezi gripped her chain in both hands, heaving it as she continued. ] -- must always be -- [ Then, with all her strength and the additional weight from the restraint, slammed through the door with a M1GHTY CR4SH! ] --OPEN!

[ If anyone needs her, she'll be going inside to scope the place out. ]

[The video cuts on the sight of a boy with black hair on a perfectly normal-sized head and a trench-coat. It may be late at night, but nothing stands in the way of heroism!]

MY FELLOW HUMANS. Do not be alarmed, but there is a great danger here that you need to be made aware of. There are aliens among you! Not just any aliens! Like that troll alien. But one alien in particular who plans to destroy the Earth!

His name is ZIM and he is short and large red eyes and antennae. HE MAY BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS. Do not let him fool you into believing he is human! The green is not a skin condition.