Ah-- greetings. My name is Lieutenant Commander Data of the Federation Starship Enterprise.

A cursory observation of my surroundings indicates that I no longer have the ability to establish contact with my ship, be it through technology in place blocking communication channels or, as has been claimed, by my removal into an alternate universe. I am unable to perform any scans on my current location, as my equipment has been removed upon my arrival here. I have, however, gained access to this communication network, and made myself familiar with its use among those who have become similarly trapped within this environment.

While the transmission I received appears to offer some explanation for my coming here, it is unlikely that there is much validity to the claims made therein. A lack of specificity in alleged transgressions, as well as a generic greeting seemingly provided to all abductees, indicates that our captors have provided us with false pretenses. Additionally, there has never been any record of an individual being removed from a timeline to preserve its integrity, nor has there been any record of interference being made upon any occasion in which the stability of a timeline has been imperiled.

May I ask, have there been attempts made to discern our location with greater specificity, or to find the means through which we have been brought here and, therefore, may be returned to our respective homes?


[ooc: I'm just gonna go ahead and slide on in here with some last-minute android love.]

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Atsuro Kihara: a letter from Naoya.
  
  NEW PENPAL MATCHUPS
  
• Hikaru & Miles Edgeworth

[There isn't a lot of mail today, so the carapaced mail lady does the route alone. It's been a very busy day full of people, so she's sure to meet plenty of people to slow her down despite only having a handful of items. In the Peregrine Mendicant's world, this is a generically good thing rather than a bother.]

[And, well, if no one stops her, she can always get a couple of pizzas and go home to WV. There's always that, too.]

[Click here for pen pal signups. Mail submissions for Day 129 go here!]

I'm not sure what to make of any of this. [He's not even sure he's speaking to anyone. None of this makes sense to him, and if it's a dream, it's the strangest he has ever had.]

I'm Abbe de Coulmier, director of the Charenton Asylum for the Insane. I believe there has been some sort of...mistake. I'm no criminal.

[The video clicks on with Alma grinning brightly.]

Q, I found a rabbit! [he holds up his hands and what he's holding looks...kind of what Alma remembers the rabbit Q showed him looking like.] They have them in the pet cafe! There's so many animals here, it's amazing! Are there really this many animals in the world?

[And just then Alma gets knocked over by a short, but hefty orange and black that rolls into him. The wind is knocked out of him, but Alma is too busy laughing because animals are awesome! The large puppy--he thinks it's a puppy--licks him on the face when he sits up. The "rabbit" managed to get itself to safety by jumping onto the puppy's back where it's trying to keep itself seated.]

Wow. I didn't know dogs could be orange!

Your scores have been recorded and it's time for part two of the competition to be my new friend—a challenge! Bring me [dramatic voice] a fluffy wuffy rabbit. A real one.

[This game has been made harder by the fact that there are bunny illusions running around the dome now. Since Q's powers have been WICKEDLY reduced to a poor shadow of their true nature, Q is having to pop himself from location to location to create illusions. So you may see a bunny one moment and then it will fade away the next. And if you try to pick an illusion up your hand will go right through it as if it were a Kitty.]

(OOC: Slightly backdated to evening.)

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Miranda: a letter from Ryoji.
  
• Saki: a letter from Tamaki.
  
• Touma: a letter from Euphemia.
  
• Alphonse: a letter from Yuuri.
  
• Peregrine Mendicant: a letter from Sasha.
  
• Leopard: a letter from Orihime.
  
• Ryu: a letter from Allen.
  
• Terezi: a letter from Alucard.
  
• Red: a letter from Alma.
  
• Zelda: an introductory brochure from Euphemia.
  
  PACKAGE RECIPIENTS
  
• Zero Kiryuu: erotic magazines and a note from Kaien Kurosu!
  
  NEW PENPAL MATCHUPS
  
• Ryoji & Kaworu

[Today certainly has something new for her to deliver. At first, she'd had a simple bit of joy about delivering magazines, not even giving the contents much attention beyond ensuring that the inmate isn't too young for the material.]

[But she may have accidentally dropped one of the magazines in the post office, and it opened to a certain page, and... well, it answered some questions about her human friends that she didn't even know she had. On top of THAT, the incident was technically a violation of the recipient's privacy. It's a double-whammy of fluster and shame and she could not put them in discrete envelopes fast enough.]

[At least, thanks to Ribbons' guidance, she's dressed very warmly while she shuffles around the dome. She's even got a nice colorful scarf to offset the darker tones of the outfit. Not that it does much to hide her blushing.]

[Click here for pen pal signups. Mail submissions for Day 90 go here!]

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Alucard: a letter from Sasha.
  
• Jeanne: a letter from Hikaru.
  
  PACKAGE RECIPIENTS
  
• Peregrine Mendicant: package and card from Sasha.
  
• Naoya: package from Himawari.
  
• Q: package from Jennifer.
  
• Ciel: package and letter from Jennifer.
  
• Saya: package from Diva. :(
  
  NEW PENPAL MATCHUPS
  
• Wisely & Angel

[The Peregrine Mendicant goes about her usual routine, carrying on in her cheerful way and humming under her breath, all as though nothing was odd about yesterday's deliveries. Not to say it isn't apparent in other ways, given her stiff movements and a bandage on one of her legs, but you couldn't tell purely by her demeanor.]

[Click here for pen pal signups. Mail submissions for Day 88 go here!]

Hey, Q? You alright? Where are you?

[Duo muttered something, 'and he's probably still restrained, too...']

Damn it.

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Touma: a letter from Euphemia.
  
• Ryu: a letter from Allen.
  
• Yuuri: a letter from Alphonse.
  
• Nunnally: a letter from Toothless.
  
• Eridan: a letter from Hiling.
  
• Peregrine Mendicant: a letter from Ribbons.
  
• Roxas: a letter from Fai.
  
• Kaien: a letter from Rinoa.
  
• Jeanne: a letter from Hikaru.
  
• Axel: a letter from Wolfram.
  
• Alma: a letter from Red.
  
• Orihime: a letter from Xion.
  
• Alucard: a letter from Terezi.
  
  MASS MAILERS
  
• From Leopard : postcards for everyone.
  
• From Nepeta : individualized letters for Terezi, Eridan, Vriska, GIR, Akito, and Axel.
  
• From Josak : invitations to the grand opening of Trés Magnifique for everyone.
  
  PACKAGE RECIPIENTS
  
• Tsukasa: package and letter from Sasha.
  
• Euphemia: package from Ribbons.
  
• Jennifer: package and letter from Ciel.
  
• Saki: package from Wolfram.
  
  NEW PENPAL MATCHUPS
  
• Spencer Reid & Tavros
  

[So much mail! There's no better day to use the mail cart. Along she rolls, its pouches stuffed with letters, packages, and postcards. Given the presence of mass mailers, she will be in EVERY residential area today. She will find you, Saki, no matter what couch you crash on]

[Click here for pen pal signups~ Mail submissions for Day 86 go here!]

I have snacks and tea if anyone wants to join me for another little party. [Smiles brightly into the camera.] I promise I won't pull out the photo albums again~ [In other words, an invitation for Yuuki to come too! To her own house! Woah!]

What with recent events, I know that some of you are probably a little stressed. So please come to the manor in sector four! Hopefully we can all try to cheer up together!

[OOC: Kaien is currently in front of the manor with many snacks and a lot of tea and coffee sitting on a medium-sized table surrounded by many so-far empty chairs. Doesn't it sound inviting?]

[Alright, this Innovade is tired of having the bots cook everything for him. Yes, it would be easier and take up none of his time, but when he had more free time than he had in... had he ever had this much free time? Since he had so much free time, it was something to do.]

[So Revive is trying his hand at cooking in the shelter kitchen. Something simple so he can practice. Of course... simple might be a relative term. Maybe he needed to go another notch on the simpler scale... So far he has managed to burn a few things by cooking them too long.]

[This really shouldn't be this hard! Someone care to help the Innovade?]

[ooc: While cooking, something rolled and turned on Revive's communicator. He knows it's on... he's hoping to have people offer help without him asking for it.]

[Distractions are good. After the weird, gross, complicated thing that was sex education this morning, Alma has been looking for a lot of them. Maybe he should have just read a book on sex instead. But he's looking for someone now, and he has plans. Anyone who sees this video will notice that it's unsteady and shifting around a lot, constantly in motion.]

Hey, Castiel! What are you doing today? We haven't talked in a while. Are you busy?

Oh, and am I supposed to call you "Cas"? That guy said you didn't mind it, but I didn't know if that's what I'm supposed to call you or if I can still call you Castiel.

[Alma is currently in the park near the athletic center, doing basic exercises, back flips, rolls, tumbling. He hasn't worked out in over a week, he needs to get back into the routine of it. He doesn't have a sparring partner, so simple things are all he's doing.]

[slightly distracted]

To those who volunteered to help with the renovation on my house, Acumen just told me yesterday that all the materials I needed should be located in the Warehouse in Sector 5. Ed, you know what we need so could you please coordinate with Fai to get those moved over to the house in the next few days?

I'll... be in touch later if you need help with anything.

[Yes, Jennifer's on her way to the hospital because two of her favorite people are laid up and not doing well. Why were her favorite people always getting into trouble!]

((ooc: This is mostly a PSA for the volunteers so they know what's up with Jennifer's project. Right now, the volunteer list includes Fai, Edward Elric, Ashton, Josak (pending other projects of course!), Len, and Tyki.))

Does anyone know who this belongs to? [holding it up for the camera without the actual dog inside it]

Gin has left. This is most distressing. He was my friend.

In the interest of replacing him [no sense mourning forever] I'll be taking applications for new friends beginning [wait for it] now.

Tell me what makes you unique, special, or otherwise not mind-numbingly dull. A description of your past. Briefly. Oh, and I suppose your name as well.

Oh, darling~ [You know who you are.]

Are you ready?

[It's been far too quiet for Q's liking. That one fellow with the green hair had everyone in a tizzy when he told them they were virgins. Well, if they like sex so much...]

Who wants to have prison sex?

Blah blah blah... There's got to be a mistake. Blah Blah who's in charge..

I'll make them pay, blah blah blah...

I'm a good person blah blah blah!

[Sigh]

Can't even find something new to say instead of going off just like about ninety percent of the people that are here. Gee. If we could be out of here, don't you think we would be by now? Do you even read what's on the screen?

[Day 77: PM's picnic with Ribbons was a success, so now she sets out on her vastly-improved route. The parcel mistress has been working very hard indeed, in light of recent events. And ideas to promote more usage of the service, to boot! But those come later. For now...]

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Saix: a letter from Axel.
  
• Roxas: a letter from Gin.
  
• Q: a letter from Gin.
  
• The Peregrine Mendicant: a letter from Ribbons Almark.
  
  MASS MAILERS
  
• From Euphemia & Guilford : to the Marina Academy faculty and staff.
  
  PACKAGE RECIPIENTS
  
• Gin: package from the Peregrine Mendicant!
  
• Q: package from the Peregrine Mendicant!

[Mail submissions for Day 78 go here!]

[Day 75: It had initially seemed like a very promising day for mail! Until, well, Q's package. With her minor back injury, it was a small slice of agony, forcing her to abandon her carefully-planned route to go straight to Gin's house first. The rest of her route is accomplished with relative ease, but the mail lady has markedly less enthusiasm than usual, and occasionally she can be spotted pausing to rub nervously at her back and scowl.]

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Peregrine Mendicant: a letter from Ribbons.
  
• Lavi: a letter from Allen.
  
• Ushiro Jun: a letter from Jennifer.
  
• Lacus: a letter from Euphemia.
  
  MASS MAILERS
  
• Course Catalogues: to Elizabeth Middleford, Jun Ushiro, and Wolfram.
  
• From Sakura: individualized thank-you cards to Lizzie Middleford, Jun Ushiro, Allen Walker, Kitty Pryde (aoa), Yuuki Kuran, and Neil Dylandy.
  
  PACKAGE RECIPIENTS
  
• Gin: package from Q. A very, very, very heavy package from Q.
  
• Saya: package from Diva.

--

[Fortunately, once she arrives back at the post office and sees what awaits her, she cheers right up again.]

[Sorry it's a little late, the day kind of vanished.; Mail submissions for Day 76 go here!]