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Gifts sent via owl to Harry Potter, Morag Macdougal, Lisa Turpin, Marietta Edgecombe, Viktor Krum, Luna Lovegood, Roger Davies, Padma Patil, Penelope Clearwater and Fleur Delacour


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( Parcel Owl to Percy Weasley )

( Owl to Percy Weasley )

( Howler sent to Percy Weasley from Madam Edgecombe )

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Witch Doctor Finds Love in London
B. Skeeter

Is that wedding bells we hear of our dear Witch Doctor friend, Tagoga? Well, my dear readers, I have pulled up some juicy little news about our dear ambassador from Papua New Guinea. Khakhua Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba seems to have taken a keen liking to a certain assistant to the assistant to the Minister of Magic. Yes, one of our very own Ministry workers has stolen the heart of our dear old Witch Doctor. From what I can gather, it's bound to be a rather fascinating marriage. A very reliable source told me about a bride price that was delivered to Mr. Weasley in the form of an office filled with golden-edge clams, which left quite the mess and stink within the part of the Ministry offices.

It's not just the clams that hint at a budding romance, but what yours truly witnessed Friday evening at La Bella Luna - a rather posh restaurant in London. Miss Edgecombe and Khakhua Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba were seen enjoying a lovely meal within the restaurant, until a young server could not meet the demands of the Witch Doctor. According to Lydia Nettleworth, the feathered Witch Doctor followed her into kitchen "screaming something in his barbaric language, and at one point waved around a knife he found on the counter and pointed to a ham. I thought he was going to kill me right then and there." Her large doe-like eyes, glassy with fear and tears threatening to spill as she relives that night over and over. "I didn't know what to do, so I just started crying. Eventually he left, but not after pointing to the pig a few more times and leaving the knife in my face."

I can only imagine exactly what he wanted.

As for what he might see in Miss Edgecombe? I think that much would be obvious. After doing some research about these Witch Doctors from Papua New Guinea, I've learned that within their culture scarification is a rather important part of their body art, and Tagoga certainly seems keen on his body art - if you couldn't tell from him rather horrifying appearance. If some of you are not familiar with Miss Edgecombe's appearance, it is true, this young woman has one defining feature that masks what beauty she might possess. An almost constellation of scars riddle her complexion drawing a mask of what would be a beautiful face. From what I could gather, Miss Edgecombe must have endured something horrific to have earned scars such as hers. Unfortunately, through my sleuthing, I was unable to find information about what sort of accident could cause such scarring. Even my friends at St. Mungo's seem baffled by her prominent scars.

According to one expert on the topic of scarification, he states, "Scars communicate elements of the cultural system and religious beliefs of the community. Scarification may also exhibit the enduring emotional states of the wearer, such as sorrow or well-being. I am not surprised Tagoga has chosen a young woman with scars as his bride. He seems very enriched in his culture."

As enriched as that may be, I certainly hope Miss Edgecombe will some sort of ceremony for friends and family to attend and give her a proper send off before returning to Papua New Guinea with her new groom.


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Quidditch Player Profile - Bridie Mullet
Barnaby Snell

Much has been said about Bridie Mullet off the pitch, but it's important to remember why she belongs in the spotlight. She's part of the dynamic trio of chasers that captured the World Cup for Ireland. She's been the cornerstone of the Kenmare Kestrels' attack for the past few years. She's one of the most exciting players to watch in the League, and one of the toughest competitors. In this interview, Ms. Mullet's love of the game shone through; her fans can look forward to more of the same passionate play that has made her a star.

What drove you to play Quidditch professionally?

I felt at home on the quidditch pitch. I kind of believed it was the only thing I was good at when I left Hogwarts. Wanting to be something really pushed me for it.

What's the hardest part of being a pro Quidditch player?

The schedule. Sometimes I am just too tired or sore to go work out, or hit a practice session.

What is the best part of it?

Being able to play quidditch for money. I am doing something I love. Not to mention having some of the best teammates ever.

Being a Quidditch star and being so closely associated to the Weird Sisters brings you more than the usual bit of attention. How do you deal with paparazzi and rumour writers?

I will admit I do not deal with it well. I rise up to the bad things said about me, or my friends and family. I have them all telling me not to notice it or ignore it, and I know I should. It is a work in progress I suppose.

What is your training regimen like?

Pretty strict. As much of a party animal as I am made out to be, I am pretty focused on my training. I work out almost every day, whether it be running or personal drills on my broom.

What do you think of your team's chances for the coming season?

Of course I think the team has a great chance this coming season.

Which match(es) are you most looking forward to?

I will admit I am very interested playing against Krum again, so I suppose you could say the Falcons. Of course looking forward to playing against the Pride.

Who is your favourite player, not counting yourself?

Gwenog Jones.

Who is your biggest rival on the pitch?

Wilda Griffiths if I had to choose. She is a brilliant chaser.

The World Cup is coming up next year--Are you looking forward to it?

Of course. I am hoping to represent the Irish Team again.

Now that you've won a World Cup, how much would it mean for you to bring the League Cup to Kenmare?

It would mean a great deal to win the league cup. I would feel so proud of our team. I think it is a big deal having won the World Cup or not. I suppose it just goes to prove that we can do it though.

If you could give one piece of advice to an aspiring pro Quidditch player, what would it be?

Never give up. Keep pushing for it and believing in yourself. Not everyone makes first string within their first few years, and being a reserve is one of the best learning experience. Never give up hope and just keep trying if it is really what you want to do.

( Owl delivered to Percy Weasley during the musical. )

Who: Marietta Edgecombe, NPC Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba, and open to restaurant patrons! TAG YOUR CHARACTERS IN! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
What: Marietta and Tagoga go to a fancy restaurant. Marietta realizes that she's Tagoga's "wife."
Where: Some fancy Wizarding restaurant in London, The Bella Luna
When: Friday evening, September 30
Rating: PG-13?
Status: Complete Narrative, but open to reactions of those who witnessed this scene!

( Tagoga wanted to witness the glorious moment when Marietta snapped, or better yet, came undone. )

( Owl delivered to Percy Weasley before the musical he attended. )

Characters: Malcolm Macnair & Marietta Edgecombe
Setting: Lunch time, Ministry Lobby
Summary: SCENE LOTTERY; I don’t really want to go
Rating: Mild most likely
( I don’t really want to go )

( Owl to Albus Dumbledore, c/o Hogwarts )

( Parcel Owl to Donaghan Tremlett )

Who: Percy Weasley, Marietta Edgecombe, NPC - Khakhua Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba
When: Monday, September 5
Where: Ministry of Magic
What: Greeting the new Ambassador
Rating: Low
Open/Closed: Closed

( Percy wanted nothing more than to call in sick just to relax... )

Who: For starters, Marietta Edgecombe and Percy Weasley; OPEN to Ministry officials, Healers, etc.
When: September 1, 1997
Where: The Ministry of Magic, some conference room
What: Marietta's presentation about Papua New Guinea
Rating: Low, but open for subjective interpretation--perhaps some of your characters are offended by the Papua New Guinean culture!
Open/Closed: OPEN & IC/OOC friendly

Marietta gives her presentation about the culture (Wizarding and Muggle) of Papua New Guinea. The presentation would be open to Ministry members, along with St. Mungo's staff and top specialists in various magical disciplines. If you think your character should be here, tag him or her in. The purpose of the presentation is to give an idea where Khakhua Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba comes from (socially, economically, culturally, etc.) Please note that this talk does not mention cannibalism.

( Owl to Veronica Smethley, Owner of the Indulgent Tart )

( A letter waiting to be proofread on Percy Weasley's desk. )

TO: The Administration of St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
FROM: The Desk of the Minister of Magic, Rufus Scrimgeour
DATE: August 29, 1997
SUBJECT: Conference Proposal for Ambassador's Visit

To Whom It May Concern:

The Ministry of Magic, for the benefit of its citizens, strives to foster international connections and further the Wizarding arts. In supporting this mission, the Department of International Magical Cooperation is pleased to announce the visit of Khakhua Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba, the renowned Healer and Ambassador from the Korowai tribe of Papua New Guinea.

We hope you will recognize this invaluable opportunity and join with the Ministry to welcome such an esteemed diplomat. While we anticipate the visit will create new possibilities for international relations, we ultimately hope it will facilitate the exchange and creation of knowledge. It is the wish of the Department of International Magic Cooperation that St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, due to its unsurpassable caliber and resources, host conference panels in honor of the Ambassador’s visit. These panels would attract eminent specialists across the magical disciplines; the Wizarding community stands to benefit from the Healer’s brand of ceremonial technique endemic to Papua New Guinea, which pulls from the country’s rich and unique flora and fauna.

It is with great enthusiasm and excitement that the Ministry looks to this prospect. However, it remains only a prospect until we have organizations to support our endeavor; we hope you will aid us in realizing its potential.

Sincerely,
Marietta C. Edgecombe
Assistant to Percy Weasley, Senior Assistant to the Minister
Executive Cabinet

( Parcel Owl to Donaghan Tremlett )

Who: Caine Warrington & Marietta Edgecombe
When: August 10, 1997
Where: The Ministry of Magic
What: Caine has an appointment (scene lottery: delay)
Rating: PG or PG-13? (Language, maybe?)
Open/Closed: Closed

( When she turned around with the letter in hand, she was surprised to find a stranger standing in her office. )

Who: Percy Weasley & Marietta Edgecombe
When: August 3, 1997; Afternoon
Where: The Ministry of Magic, Percy Weasley's Office
What: Supervisor and Assistant meet!
Rating: PG
Open/Closed: Closed

( But there was one glaring problem with her appearance: no matter how polished she looked, the scars that spelled SNEAK across her cheeks and the bridge of her nose remained. )