FRONT PAGEWitch Doctor Finds Love in LondonB. SkeeterIs that wedding bells we hear of our dear Witch Doctor friend, Tagoga? Well, my dear readers, I have pulled up some juicy little news about our dear ambassador from Papua New Guinea. Khakhua Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba seems to have taken a keen liking to a certain assistant to the assistant to the Minister of Magic. Yes, one of our very own Ministry workers has stolen the heart of our dear old Witch Doctor. From what I can gather, it's bound to be a rather fascinating marriage. A very reliable source told me about a bride price that was delivered to Mr. Weasley in the form of an office filled with golden-edge clams, which left quite the mess and stink within the part of the Ministry offices.
It's not just the clams that hint at a budding romance, but what yours truly witnessed Friday evening at La Bella Luna - a rather posh restaurant in London. Miss Edgecombe and Khakhua Tagoga Yauwii Dobunaba were seen enjoying a lovely meal within the restaurant, until a young server could not meet the demands of the Witch Doctor. According to Lydia Nettleworth, the feathered Witch Doctor followed her into kitchen "screaming something in his barbaric language, and at one point waved around a knife he found on the counter and pointed to a ham. I thought he was going to kill me right then and there." Her large doe-like eyes, glassy with fear and tears threatening to spill as she relives that night over and over. "I didn't know what to do, so I just started crying. Eventually he left, but not after pointing to the pig a few more times and leaving the knife in my face."
I can only imagine exactly what he wanted.
As for what he might see in Miss Edgecombe? I think that much would be obvious. After doing some research about these Witch Doctors from Papua New Guinea, I've learned that within their culture scarification is a rather important part of their body art, and Tagoga certainly seems keen on his body art - if you couldn't tell from him rather horrifying appearance. If some of you are not familiar with Miss Edgecombe's appearance, it is true, this young woman has one defining feature that masks what beauty she might possess. An almost constellation of scars riddle her complexion drawing a mask of what would be a beautiful face. From what I could gather, Miss Edgecombe must have endured something horrific to have earned scars such as hers. Unfortunately, through my sleuthing, I was unable to find information about what sort of accident could cause such scarring. Even my friends at St. Mungo's seem baffled by her prominent scars.
According to one expert on the topic of scarification, he states, "Scars communicate elements of the cultural system and religious beliefs of the community. Scarification may also exhibit the enduring emotional states of the wearer, such as sorrow or well-being. I am not surprised Tagoga has chosen a young woman with scars as his bride. He seems very enriched in his culture."
As enriched as that may be, I certainly hope Miss Edgecombe will some sort of ceremony for friends and family to attend and give her a proper send off before returning to Papua New Guinea with her new groom.
PAGE FOURQuidditch Player Profile - Bridie MulletBarnaby SnellMuch has been said about Bridie Mullet off the pitch, but it's important to remember why she belongs in the spotlight. She's part of the dynamic trio of chasers that captured the World Cup for Ireland. She's been the cornerstone of the Kenmare Kestrels' attack for the past few years. She's one of the most exciting players to watch in the League, and one of the toughest competitors. In this interview, Ms. Mullet's love of the game shone through; her fans can look forward to more of the same passionate play that has made her a star.
What drove you to play Quidditch professionally?I felt at home on the quidditch pitch. I kind of believed it was the only thing I was good at when I left Hogwarts. Wanting to be something really pushed me for it.
What's the hardest part of being a pro Quidditch player?The schedule. Sometimes I am just too tired or sore to go work out, or hit a practice session.
What is the best part of it?Being able to play quidditch for money. I am doing something I love. Not to mention having some of the best teammates ever.
Being a Quidditch star and being so closely associated to the Weird Sisters brings you more than the usual bit of attention. How do you deal with paparazzi and rumour writers?I will admit I do not deal with it well. I rise up to the bad things said about me, or my friends and family. I have them all telling me not to notice it or ignore it, and I know I should. It is a work in progress I suppose.
What is your training regimen like?Pretty strict. As much of a party animal as I am made out to be, I am pretty focused on my training. I work out almost every day, whether it be running or personal drills on my broom.
What do you think of your team's chances for the coming season?Of course I think the team has a great chance this coming season.
Which match(es) are you most looking forward to?I will admit I am very interested playing against Krum again, so I suppose you could say the Falcons. Of course looking forward to playing against the Pride.
Who is your favourite player, not counting yourself?Gwenog Jones.
Who is your biggest rival on the pitch?Wilda Griffiths if I had to choose. She is a brilliant chaser.
The World Cup is coming up next year--Are you looking forward to it?Of course. I am hoping to represent the Irish Team again.
Now that you've won a World Cup, how much would it mean for you to bring the League Cup to Kenmare?It would mean a great deal to win the league cup. I would feel so proud of our team. I think it is a big deal having won the World Cup or not. I suppose it just goes to prove that we can do it though.
If you could give one piece of advice to an aspiring pro Quidditch player, what would it be?Never give up. Keep pushing for it and believing in yourself. Not everyone makes first string within their first few years, and being a reserve is one of the best learning experience. Never give up hope and just keep trying if it is really what you want to do.
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