Congratulations to everyone for surviving yesterday.
I apologise for the subterfuge. I wanted to make sure you understood that no matter how well you stick to dueling rules, horrible adults will cheat in real fights.
Luckily, you can take it out on us on Wednesday.
I hope you had fun despite everything. I believe there is cake available in the kitchen to celebrate the birthdays of Alex and Marianne. I have also provided one to apologise for the cheating. It is free for all students.
Have a good weekend.
[The cake in the kitchen is about an inch tall, with melted buttercream and blotchy iced words that spell out
WEL
L DO
NE!]