bastion

im here 2 do some prophecies

1. one of you is going to inherit a lot of money. do any of u have someone rich in your life? surname begins with a d? the tea leaves say they're vain. anyway, they'll probably die and leave someone here $$$$$$$

2. someone unexpected is going to get married and the reception will be messy. sword fights?

3. someone's gonna have sex w someone they shouldn't

4. a missing person will be found

5. the students will unionize and strike to stop the staff from being a bunch of messes

6. im gonna watch all of scrubs this month