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4:13 PM
>>I am about to birth something the size of a cantaloupe from my loins.
>>I require assistance and forceps.
>>But seriously, send help.
>>This hurts a lot.
>>I require assistance and forceps.
>>But seriously, send help.
>>This hurts a lot.