Migrants to IJ, 2007

*snicker*

"Sir, we're getting a lot of irate complaints from customers about Six Apart's business practices."
"Meh. It'll blow over."

"Sir, those complaints about our Six Apart ads are still coming in. This time it's about their support of pro-anorexia sites."
"Do anorexics drink Pepsi?"
"Um...I don't think so."
"Hmm. Troubling."

"Sir..."
"What is Six Apart supporting now that's got the plebs riled up?"
"Russian neo-nazi white power groups, sir."
"...are you shitting me?"
"Wouldn't dream of it, sir."
"Right. Kill the ads before we get any of that on us, will you?"

Probably went nothing at all like that, but it's still fun to imagine. ;)