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[Mar. 1st, 2009|01:09 am] |
I love my little boy.
However, I also love sleeping. Benjamin is quite intent on keeping me awake tonight. I've tried everything that normally works to no avail.
Help?
( George ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|04:00 pm] |
Are people back to normal?
Because I swear to God if my kids are still grown up and my boyfriend in his 20s... |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|07:39 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | aphrodite, bela talbot, david, god, lorna summers, lucifer, mason, raven, rebecca house, satan, tegan crowley young, teja wartooth, timey wimey plot | ] |
Dude, this blows. Why is it every time I do this young girl shit, I end up on the damn rag?
THE LORD SHOULD NOT HAVE A PERIOD, DAMN IT.
I really ought to fix that shit for you ladies out there. You guys should not have to suffer. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|02:39 am] |
Seeing as I finally got this away from the berk with the long hair who claims he's my son, I thought I might be asking if anyone knew the whereabouts of one Horace Badun? Last I saw him, he was running from the coppers, so I thought to check in.
That said, what the bleedin' hell am I doing in 2009? Last I was looking, it was the seventies. Or was it the eighties? Oi, time flies, yeah? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|09:37 pm] |
Alright, Wilson, I give. I didn't think you had the balls to change the locks on me. |
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[Jan. 8th, 2009|08:32 pm] |
I'm here again. Seriously? Guess I can't ever really get away from this place huh. One never escapes their birth-universe I suppose. At least this time around the whole family came with me because had I been dropped here alone without my kids or my boyfriend I'd be absolutely pissed off.
Does anyone remember me? How long has it been since I've last been here? I'm not really sure. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|06:59 pm] |
( Jasper ) |
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|10:17 pm] |
( Mark House )
So, can I come out now? Is the crazy over? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:22 pm] |
I knew there was something strange coming. Figures it would be everyone but me getting married. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|08:03 am] |
Tara has learned how to use the television remote. This does not bode well for Jasper and I when she decides to steal it and turn it off after we turn the TV on. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
I'm alive again.
Oh, this is good. Oh, this is very good. Could someone tell me what year it is, please? Curiosity and all.
... am I in London? I haven't been here in quite some time. I wonder if it's changed. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|08:05 pm] |
So, alternate universe huh? Anything cool to do around here? Do I get superpowers? Flying would be cool. OH OH! Invulnerablity! Bullets bouncing off my eye would be freaky. Sweet, but freaky! Can I get a trenchcoat like Neo too? |
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[Mar. 29th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
Gus! GUS!
This is so far beyond not cool. Yes, I get you're pissed at me about the whole Gooey Girl Only Dates Models and I Kinda Told Her You Weren't Really One thing but c'mon! Ditching me in the middle of nowhere in my sleep? NOT AWESOME. I'm so gonna get you back for this one. Consider it "on" my friend. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|05:55 pm] |
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This is what happens when you download too much porn. You end up in another dimension where Cuddy owns her own hospital? This is God laughing at me right? Note to self: Midget porn = another dimension. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:54 am] |
I remember when things like this would actually surprise me. When I could go to sleep, and actually be sure when I got up in the morning, I would be in the same state I went to bed in. Oh, the good old days. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|04:36 pm] |
Okay...so ignoring it didn't work.
Guess I really am stuck like this.
Edit: Papi, can I kidnap the girls to go get some ice cream? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|07:59 pm] |
I'm still old...and still have a baby.
Guess that won't be changing anytime soon. Fuck.
( Jasper ) |
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[Jan. 19th, 2008|05:24 pm] |
So. . .yeah.
Zeke passed away today. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2008|07:41 pm] |
Someone needs to get this bloody child out of me.
Arg. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
I want a ham sandwich. With pickles...
And maybe some marshmallows? I can't wait to head over to my Da's place. His kitchen is packed.
...but that's only if I can haul my fat self over there. Blech. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:01 pm] |
I swear, Matt. This is the only child you are getting out of me.
I feel so fat. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|08:52 pm] |
It feels nice to get back to the job I was doing before I ended up in this strange place that still has a scientific reason for, I'm sure. |
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