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God aka Gigi Eriksson [Dogma] ([info]quirkyhumor) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-19 19:39:00

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Entry tags:aphrodite, bela talbot, david, god, lorna summers, lucifer, mason, raven, rebecca house, satan, tegan crowley young, teja wartooth, timey wimey plot

Dude, this blows. Why is it every time I do this young girl shit, I end up on the damn rag?

THE LORD SHOULD NOT HAVE A PERIOD, DAMN IT.

I really ought to fix that shit for you ladies out there. You guys should not have to suffer.


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[info]writtenonbypoe
2009-01-19 09:41 pm UTC (link)
I just managed to miss the hormone surge. I think mainly because trickster gods should not have the mindset of actual teenage boys.

Someone should go tell Coyote that.

Something I can do for you, beautiful?

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 09:49 pm UTC (link)
You lucky bastard.

I'm 14 going on 15 here, and I get a damn period again. This is the SECOND TIME this has happened.

Thanks Raven, but I don't think there's anything you can do. This shit ain't fixable.

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[info]writtenonbypoe
2009-01-19 09:55 pm UTC (link)
If I had a nickel for evrey time I heard that.

That's really, really harsh. I had a friend in the same way- she cycled through ages seemingly at random. She was... sweet, if crazy. Estanalehi.

Well. Chocolate, sappy movies, and company? That much I can do.

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(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-19 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]writtenonbypoe, 2009-01-19 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:36 pm UTC

[info]ultimatehigh
2009-01-19 09:43 pm UTC (link)
ZOMG G! You're adorable!

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Thanks Mason. You have rockin' tits.

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[info]ultimatehigh
2009-01-19 09:51 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* Thanks, G, but not Daddy. I'm Gia, his daughter. Thanks to you. And thanks for saying I have rockin' tits. Take after Mum.

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(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-19 11:33 pm UTC

[info]tegansfire
2009-01-19 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Hi!

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Hi there cutie!

Whatcha doin'?

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[info]tegansfire
2009-01-20 06:05 am UTC (link)
I a princess.

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(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tegansfire, 2009-01-20 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-21 01:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tegansfire, 2009-01-21 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-23 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tegansfire, 2009-01-24 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-26 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tegansfire, 2009-01-26 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-27 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tegansfire, 2009-01-27 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-28 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tegansfire, 2009-01-28 04:12 pm UTC

[info]morningbringer
2009-01-19 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I was concerned that you would revert to the Old Testament and go around killing millions for no adequate rea--

Wait.

Have I just unlocked the mystery of the ancients? Was the reason that you practiced wanton acts of cruelty upon the innocent not because you were a "jealous God," but because your divine hormones were out of whack?

It all makes sense now. I don't know how I didn't get it before.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
You shut the FUCK UP right now please!!

Or I will cry on you, I swear to motherfucking Me. I'm not kidding, Lucy, I'm not in the mood for this shit!

Oh man. I need chocolate so bad. SO BAD.

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(no subject) - [info]morningbringer, 2009-01-19 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:38 pm UTC

[info]moreevilthanyou
2009-01-19 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Heh.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 11:36 pm UTC (link)
You. Shut it.

Plzkthxbai.

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(no subject) - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2009-01-19 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2009-01-20 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2009-01-20 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2009-01-20 09:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2009-01-20 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2009-01-20 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-21 01:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moreevilthanyou, 2009-01-21 02:38 pm UTC

[info]compassrose
2009-01-19 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Yes, please.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 11:37 pm UTC (link)
You got it. Shorter, less harsh, no gushing, no headaches, no back pains, no mood swings.

You let all your friends know. They can come to me personally, I'll do the same gig for them.

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(no subject) - [info]compassrose, 2009-01-19 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miaj, 2009-01-20 02:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:40 pm UTC

[info]loves_a_bitch
2009-01-19 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I am so glad we don't have to deal with that.

My sympathies.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, hon. I'm dying here.

I feel like my guts are being hacked at with garden tools.

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(no subject) - [info]loves_a_bitch, 2009-01-19 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:41 pm UTC

[info]traitorousrat
2009-01-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
That's... definitely true, God should not have that.

Are Your bishop guys freaking out?

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-19 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit David, you have no fucking idea. They've all gone fucking NUTS!

I think I'm going to go on vacay. Pop on over to Bimini or some shit until this age bullshit blows over.

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(no subject) - [info]traitorousrat, 2009-01-19 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-20 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]traitorousrat, 2009-01-20 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-21 02:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]traitorousrat, 2009-01-22 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-23 04:17 pm UTC

[info]athousandcuts
2009-01-19 11:53 pm UTC (link)
If it makes you feel any better, You are still cute as a button.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-20 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Aww Teja thanks baby!

I've used this form before, it just sucks that I'm stuck in it. I was going to have some really fantastic sex the other night. But lo and behold, my partner isn't into pedophilia.

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[info]youngesthouse
2009-01-20 01:33 am UTC (link)
Who would actually want their period? That was the only good thing about being pregnant. Hormones, sure, but no blood.

[Aunt G]
By the way I'm freaking the fuck out. My babies are...teenagers. My boyfriend is a tall, lanky twenty something to likes to steal things. I'm going insane.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-20 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Well if you don't get a period, you can't get pregnant. So at the very least it should last a day or two.

[Beccaboo:]
Baby, I feel your pain. Like, literally cuz I'm God and all. But seriously. I know honey. Just take comfort in the fact that this rarely lasts for longer than a week, two at the most.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2009-01-20 01:15 pm UTC (link)
... Oh, dear. My sympathies, erm ... Lady. I never thought I'd be grateful to be pregnant. I am grateful mine was never that bad.

(I apologise; I've no idea what to address You as. Until recently I didn't believe You existed. )

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-01-20 06:46 pm UTC (link)
It's totally fine, Bela. You can call me God or G or Gigi. Whatever you're comfortable with, sugar.

And don't worry. Most of the Winchesters in your acquaintance didn't believe in me either, so you're in good company.

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(no subject) - [info]ltldropofpoison, 2009-01-20 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quirkyhumor, 2009-01-21 01:18 pm UTC

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