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Tweak says, "I am the King of Pants!"

Shawn Spencer (psychyouout) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-29 13:40:00

Entry tags:

azura adler-darkholme, god, jason todd, rebecca house, shawn spencer, tara house

Gus! GUS!

This is so far beyond not cool. Yes, I get you're pissed at me about the whole Gooey Girl Only Dates Models and I Kinda Told Her You Weren't Really One thing but c'mon! Ditching me in the middle of nowhere in my sleep? NOT AWESOME. I'm so gonna get you back for this one. Consider it "on" my friend.

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	youngesthouse 2008-03-29 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Uncy Spiky Head? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-03-30 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	Hey there cutie. You lost or something? Where's your momma? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesthouse 2008-03-30 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Mummy is sleeping. Gotta be quiet. Shhh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-01 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Ah. I see. Don't want Mummy knowing you're playing with her toys? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesthouse 2008-04-01 01:13 am UTC (link)
	No silly. I's allowed to play with 'em I just not wanna wake her up. S'not polite. giggles (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-01 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Right. Impolite. From a two year old with a PDA. Didn't Mummy tell you how dangerous it is to talk to strangers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesthouse 2008-04-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Yous not a stranger, uncle Shawn! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-01 01:44 am UTC (link)
	... I think you have the wrong uncle girlie. I don't have any nieces or nephews. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesthouse 2008-04-01 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Yous silly! Yous mummy's friend and gampaws' friend and uhm...my other gampaws' friend! An' um...you my uncle! S'what mummy told me when I first meeted yous! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-01 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Kiddo. I don't know what to tell you but none of my friend's have kids. I think Gus with a kid would be the scariest thing since Michael Myers stole that mask but you'll get that joke in... oh 10 years or so. Maybe. Anyway. I think you might want to give Mummy back her PDA now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesthouse 2008-04-01 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Great. Another 'rebooted' kid. Welcome to the chaos, Shawn. I'm Rebecca. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-01 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I'm assuming you're the now infamous "Mummy"? Hi Rebecca. I'm not exactly certain what you mean by "rebooted" but if you keep talking, I'm more than interested in finding out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

youngesthouse
2008-04-01 02:58 am UTC (link)

That I am, Princess.

You've been here before. You may or may not believe it, but that's not really my problem. Were dating a...Carlton Lassiter last I checked? Though he vanished and you gave up and...I'm guessing that's why you got rebooted.

Happens a lot around here, actually. Just happened to my dad. Again. So allow me to personally welcome you to the insanity.

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	psychyouout 2008-04-01 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	... Wow. I seriously did not think Gus had a prank of this magnitude in him. The Lassyface thing is really odd though. I thought he'd be way to prudish to even suggest such an insane thing. Seriously though. How much is he paying you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesthouse 2008-04-01 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh honey I wish someone was paying me to make this shit up. But it's reality. You'll come to terms with it eventually. Every who wasn't born here does. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	baby_blue 2008-03-30 04:59 am UTC (link)
	[Link] Probably not the fault of whoever you're blaming for it, but if you're in the middle of nowhere, it still sucks. (Reply to this) (Thread)

psychyouout
2008-03-30 02:03 pm UTC (link)

...

Wow Gus. I did not think an elaborate punking like this was in you. I figured you'd just give me the "I Hate You" look and I'd buy you a coffee and we'd just move on.

Where'd you find the blue girl with the joke website? Seriously? How long did you have this one planned out? Did you watch Tron a bazillion times? Oh wait... TORNADO? Dude. Do not tell me you crushed on Dorothy as a kid. If you've managed to keep that secret all this time? Please, keep that one locked away.

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baby_blue
2008-03-30 04:54 pm UTC (link)

Maybe once you get your head out of your ass someone will slap some sense into you. Until then, welcome to the exact same thing that happened to everyone else who ended up here. And it's not a joke website.

And when someone talks to you, the normal thing to do is talk to them, not talk to someone else about the person who just tried to help you out as if they weren't there.

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psychyouout
2008-04-01 01:16 am UTC (link)

Where did Gus find you? I totally didn't think he was up to a prank this detailed.

But seriously. Did he really think I'd fall for some half-assed plot that's two thirds Wizard of Oz, one third far too many RedBulls at three am watching Star Trek 4? Vortexes sucking people up to another world? Gussy needs to cut back on the comics. I smell an Intervention is in order.

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	baby_blue 2008-04-01 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Look. I don't even know a Gus, asshole. But if I ever meet one and find out you tried to pull something on him because you're too much of a fucking idiot to even realize that EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE GOT HERE THE SAME FUCKING WAY YOU DID AND IT'S NOT A FUCKING CONSPIRACY, then I will find and I will kick you in the balls so hard that they come out your throat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-01 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Um... kay. I'm just gonna go... somewhere that you're not for a really long time now. Tell Gus that it was a great joke, he really got me. Haha. I'll see him when I get home and we can laugh about it in the office. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baby_blue 2008-04-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
	For the last time, I do not know - and I have never known - anyone named Gus. And I certainly didn't get paid for trying to be nice and help you figure out where you were. I hope your delusions don't piss someone else off to the point where they severely injure you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redhero 2008-04-01 02:08 am UTC (link)
	You cockblocked him to a model? Wow, I'd have dumped your ass in the middle of nowhere too, Spencer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-01 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Had to be done. For his own good. The sex couldn't have been good if she couldn't even spell her own name correctly. On any try. Though, I know you'd have no problem spelling your name right, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Smack my ass and call me Charlie, are you flirting with me? I'm impressed, here I thought you were lighter on the cajones than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I like your way of thinking Charlie. And that my cajones impressed you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 02:31 am UTC (link)
	This is one of those situations where you don't remember being here, isn't it? Dang. I should probably tell you several of the reasons why you flirting with me is a bad idea, but let's just go with "I have a girlfriend," and leave it at that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 02:43 am UTC (link)
	So we've met before huh? Sorry, I'm usually much better with faces. Girlfriend huh? So no point in me asking if it's serious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Pretty serious, yeah. Then there's the fact that I'm a superpowered superheroine with a violent and judgemental extensive family. It's just not a good place to be. Thanks for playing. Oh, and I'm a guy. Also complicates things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Well, clearly having a super-imagination isn't a problem. Have you met my friend Gus? ... Tranny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Shapeshifter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 03:16 am UTC (link)
	... Since I'm figuring booze factored into my "middle of nowhere highly confused" state... I think I need some hair of the dog right about now. A really really hairy dog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Can't help you. Anything that would get you drunk has about as much effect on me as orange juice, and anything that could get me drunk would kill you, and then perfectly preserve your body for years to come, provided no one put it near an open flame. I'm Jason, by the way. J-A-S-O-N. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Guess that means I don't have to share then. Heh. So... does this mean that the website the pissy blue chick showed me wasn't a joke? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Pissy blue chicks you believe in, but then you try to call shenanigans on lesbian shapeshifting superheroes. No, it was completely true. You were plucked fully formed out of your home universe and dropped here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Pissy chicks with a fetish for blue face paint? That's pretty easy to believe in. That's kind of impossible though. Like the insane kind of impossible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 03:45 am UTC (link)
	I'll admit, the conservation of mass did throw me for a while, but apparently it has something to do with extra-dimensional thingy. I don't know how I shapeshift, just that I do. Unless you're talking about the universe thing, in which case you're ess oh ell, because no one else knows how it works either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Now you're just bragging. Yeah, ya see. Where I'm from, the world is a normal place without any of this weird shit. So... you and several others said I was here before? Seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhero 2008-04-02 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I helped you move using my massive girly muscles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 04:03 am UTC (link)
	... I was here long enough to move!? This is really kind of messed up. And so not how I imagined spending my day when I woke up this morning... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quirkyhumor 2008-04-02 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh Shawnsie. I love you baby. This is going to be a major trip for you. Let me reintroduce myself. I'm God. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 02:53 am UTC (link)
	... Kay, first off, I seriously don't remember meeting Alanis Morrissett. Secondly, you're a decient singer and all but I wouldn't say God-like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2008-04-02 03:05 am UTC (link)
	This face better for you? More in keeping of your image of the lord? I'm not Alanis Morissette, you dolt. You used to call me G, or Lady. And you were my Shawnsie. I pinched your ass and bought you a scotch at a mutual friend's wedding where I officiated. But it's okay that you don't remember. There's a lot of that going around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

psychyouout
2008-04-02 03:11 am UTC (link)

Um. I thought God had a long white beard? Or was that Santa? They tend to look really similar in children's books. Maybe Santa is God!? It would explain so much! Like how he got reindeer to fly and manage to make Nintendos and Xboxes in a shed in the middle of winter.

You bought me a scotch? And I drank it? No wonder I don't remember. I hate scotch. Hooray for memory blockage.

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	quirkyhumor 2008-04-02 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm endless, not old. No long beard for me. You drank it because I bought it. You're a gentleman, at least when you want to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-04-02 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Well, to be honest, a long white beard wouldn't suit your face at all. It takes a special kind of woman to pull that look off. Usually of the poodle variety... Can't help it. Pretty ladies bring out the gentleman in me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2008-04-02 04:23 am UTC (link)
	You're such a charmer, Shawn Spencer. Wanna go get some pineapple smoothies? (Reply to this) (Parent)