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[Nov. 6th, 2009|06:21 pm] |
With the baby walking, everything has to be put at a level higher than he is.
How odd. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|12:51 pm] |
Hey Ares, just thought you'd like to know that today, your namesake rocket blasted off without a hitch. Ares X rockets will be replacing the obsolete rockets that got us to outer space forty years ago.
Yes, I just outted myself as a astronaut-nerd. Shush. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|09:19 pm] |
I'm still here. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|04:23 am] |
Cassidy Turner. I say this with all who read as my witness. Heed me well, I will not say it twice.
Try it again.
I almost want you to.
What rivalry exists between you and she is not my concern. What you do to one another outside this shop and the quarter mile surrounding it is not my concern. But once you trespass with your filth and childish nonsense onto her territory, so do you trespass onto mine.
She is under my protection. This place is under my protection. This is a place of peace, and of safety, and of neutrality. There will be no tolerance for disturbing that. I do not care whether you come in person, whether you send your minions, whether you send your polluting presence through the daily post -- you will not do so again or I give you my word, Cassidy, the deals you will have to make with the dark and crawling things of the underworld to save yourself from me will be worse than what I do to you.
Let whatever protectors you have be wise enough to save you from attempting such foolishness again. I do not play games. This sanctuary will not be compromised. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|03:23 pm] |
I approve. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2009|01:24 pm] |
Ares...
Where is the boy? |
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[Aug. 30th, 2009|02:20 pm] |
I'm in the mood to go out... get a bit of culture. I'm thinking the Opera.
Anyone care to join me?
And no, Ares - This doesn't mean you. I know you don't like the Opera. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|06:17 pm] |
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I'm going to throw a party.
If you think you can handle it, then you're more than welcome to join me. I should assure you it's not for the faint of heart.
Do let me know if you think you can though, I'm curious who actually has balls in this place. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|03:16 pm] |
I'm think I'm too old to be sulking, and South America is all opposite!weather.
Ares, I accept your apology.
Hey Poet. Whatcha doing? |
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[Jul. 21st, 2009|10:54 pm] |
I dont think mommy is coming. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|03:07 am] |
Montevideo isn't nearly as amusing as it should be, even if I am currently living here simply out of spite.
Also, it really should be warmer. |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2009|02:40 pm] |
Mary, come out, come out wherever you are... |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2009|09:59 pm] |
My sister is not married. She should be.
I will pay the man who marries her, mortal or immortal, a considerable dowry and gift them with a title.
And for every child you get on her, I will gift you with a portion of my country. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2009|11:23 pm] |
Miss Gabriella Montez - I do believe you owe me a favour... a night of babysitting? Are you free this weekend? |
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[May. 11th, 2009|11:13 am] |
The wedding is canceled. Do not ask me questions. Do not get in my way.
( Crowley )
( Alexia ) |
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[May. 6th, 2009|01:23 am] |
So. I was fine. the Crazy wasn't hitting me.
Now? Different story. I don't even care about interesting at the moment... simply stamina. |
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[May. 5th, 2009|08:39 pm] |
May 16th. 3:00P.M. Cypress, Greece.
Aphrodite and my wedding.
You are not invited. You are required to be there. Gifts are also required. Mainly things that I can tear off my woman that night or virgins, whatever.
Those that do not come? Will be used as canon fodder in my next war. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
Ares, darling -
You know, if you want this child to not be illegitimate for a change, you've only a few months to plan a wedding. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2009|04:11 am] |
Anyone around here know how to raise a baby by themselves?
Because I sure as hell don't. |
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[Apr. 11th, 2009|10:43 pm] |
Whoever took my new son? Will die. Slowly and with great pain. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2009|10:23 pm] |
Four more days of celibacy to go...
It's gone so well, I might try for another forty. And I didn't even cheat on Sundays. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|11:28 am] |
Turns out I can shape shift. Into a bull, a stud, and now a chick.
Not bad, I think. I'd fuck myself. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2009|06:36 am] |
In other news:
Holy hell, yes please. I mean come on. Tesla. Roadster. Tesla Roadster.
$106k price tag, but unf. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2009|04:22 am] |
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So it seems a lot of people were worried... I wanted to say I'm ok. Still a bit tired, still a weird headache, but I'm hoping that'll fade in a few days. I'm sorry anyone had to worry, but it's nice to know there are people who will, you know? I'm incredibly blessed, and lucky to have you all.
( Ares )
( Aphrodite )
( Psyche )
( Robbie )
( Cthulhu and Doctor Steel )
( Sadako )
( Dean )
( Henn )
( Soren )
( Cass )
To any purifiers who might be lurking and read this? I offer the following thoughts:
1) I told you I wasn't a mutant.
2) I may be small, but my heart is big, and currently filled with love and adoration for those I care for. Yours? Three sizes too small. Work on that. Learn to love those around you, and this sort of thing won't happen.
3) I'd like my boots back, please.
( [ETA] Geoff ) |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|09:43 pm] |
I hope whoever took my sister has made their last wishes known.
Any who would like to join in on the killing spree, report to North Korea, [address], immediately. |
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[Mar. 18th, 2009|02:33 pm] |
Athos, darling? It seems we may have a bit of a problem.
[EDIT]: Did anyone happen to misplace a baby? |
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[Mar. 1st, 2009|01:01 am] |
I have a new son. He requires playmates. Preferably ones that are not pussies.
Bring them to me. They may will be returned at a later time. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2009|02:22 am] |
Ares?
Tell me more about blondes. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|01:38 am] |
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My woman and I are getting married.
You will all attend...or face my wrath. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|02:17 am] |
HEY.
HEY YOU GUYS.
HEY YOU GUYS HEY.
This lady on the street gave me a card that told me it was Cervical Cancer Awareness Month. I didn't know that, so they're not doing a good job. They should ALSO make January Cervical Cancer Awareness Month Awareness Month, so people can be more aware about being aware.
ANYWAY.
GUYS. DO NOT GET CANCER ON YOUR CERVICK. JUST... KEEP THE CANCER OUT OF THERE YOU GUYS. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|12:27 am] |
Damn it.
I am a God! THE GOD OF WAR. People run from me screaming! I leave a trail of blood and bone wherever I go! I can have virgins if I want them. I can beat on whomever I please. And Athena doesn't scare me. Not one fucking bit! Nor am I afraid of my woman, and I'll kill whoever says so.
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I need to blow something up. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2008|08:40 pm] |
Right.
So what's going on this time? I was in the middle of watching a really good UFC championship match. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2008|09:42 am] |
Dean? I...I...I'm. She...
No. S'not s'posed to be like this. Why's it like this, Dean? What'd I do?? I'm sorry!! I'll fix it, whatever I did! Just...she...OhGodpleasebringherback... |
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[Dec. 27th, 2008|02:04 am] |
Christmas is supposed to be this huge glad tiding of joy and giving. If you're into that kind of Liberal thing.
But when I was growing up, it scared the living shit out of me. Think about it, folks-- you spend all your time as a parent instilling in your kids some really simple edicts: That you should never talk to strangers, that you shouldn't screw around on the roof, burglars are bad, and that kissing Uncle Ted is a familial obligation, even if that beard is really damned scratchy, full of the remainders of that meal you all just had, and he smells like the Anheuser-Busch brewery.
But then you go and turn all that on its head for this time of year, and you tell your kids, "Hey, this fat old guy dressed in bright red clothing that you only met once at the mall is going to break into your home while you're asleep, and you're going to like it." And so you leave him a bunch of cookies and some milk in the hopes that this bribe will distract the felonious fatass from taking an unnatural interest in your Playstation or your TV, because have you ever tried to get a restraining order against a guy who only stalks you once a year?
(Also, come on. Spending all that time with reindeer can't be healthy.)
So every Christmas Eve since I turned old enough to own a gun, I sit awake all night, watching NORAD track that criminal as he makes out like a Jenny Craig's nightmare bandit across the world, and wait for him to show up at my door so I can make like Dick Cheney on a hunting expedition.
I'm still waiting for you, Saint Nick. One day. One day. |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|12:32 am] |
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HO HO HO!!!
Everybody being good these last four nights before the flight?
There have been revisions to our policy regarding bad little boys and girls. We've been hassled into "going green" by our local activist elves, so instead of giving coal, we will be giving out soy sprouts. Something about leaving a minimal carbon footprint, whatever that means.
We're working overtime these next few days, to make sure each and every one of you gets exactly what you want this Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or even Ramadan and Festivus! We're branching out, up here at the North Pole! Enterprising! Getting everybody in on the holiday spirit! Whatever holiday suits you!
Anyone who hasn't sent out their letters to me can contact me personally, right here! |
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