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[May. 19th, 2008|11:21 am] |
I am taking up residence in the local whorehouse if anyone needs me. Booze and hookers is just the way to pass the time here.
Cuddy, please tell me you're the madame of it. If I buy them in bulk, do I get a hooker discount? |
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[May. 11th, 2008|06:42 pm] |
Add Lois Lane to the list of those who have vanished.
The, ah, older one, that is.
She will be missed.
( Private ) |
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[May. 10th, 2008|11:28 pm] |
Lisa. I would like to see you.
( Carrie ) |
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[Apr. 30th, 2008|11:07 pm] |
Lisa? I'm back in New York, and I would like it very much if you would join me for dinner.
( Carrie ) |
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[Apr. 10th, 2008|06:40 pm] |
So...yeah.
Thanks to everyone who sent thoughts, prayers, teddy bears. (Thank you, Edward, for my bear. He's perfect company, here.) My brother brought me my laptop to keep me occupied while I rehydrate my internal organs.
I'd like to say I was the victim of some horrible poisoning, some evil plot to take my life. But no, this was alllllll me. Uh huh. That snack I had, right before bed? The leftover sushi? That's what got me. One of the worst cases of food poisoning that Dr. Cuddy's seen in a long time. Go me.
Anyway, I'm laid up, in the hospital. Nothing to do. Feel free to say hi, or something. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2008|06:00 am] |
I was just getting settled in, you know. New flat, new boyfriend, new job. Only to be up and snagged out of the universe one more time, and this time I didn't even choose it. And! No tight pants.
I still have a few questions. If I'm here, who's in my place? Are Mum and Dad and Tish crazy with worry over where I've got off to? Is there any way to know? Portkeys and aliens and future children I can handle, but my family has been through quite enough.
Also: does anyone need a doctor? I'd might as well practice some medicine while I'm here. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|01:34 pm] |
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.
I NEED A DOCTOR IN LONDON TO HELP MY BROTHER. He can't stop throwing up, and he's got a 102 fever. He's kind of delirious, too. I'll take him to the hospital if I have to, but figured I'd check here first.
Help? |
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[Mar. 30th, 2008|04:16 pm] |
[private]
Oh, that can't be good.
[/private]
Hey, guys! How much hypothetical trouble would there be if someone hypothetically hit a golf ball from the roof of a hypothetical hospital in the middle of London?
Hypothetically. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|05:55 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | alexandra cabot, amber volakis, eve, glados, god, greg house, james wilson, jasper badun, lisa cuddy, lucifer, rebecca house, shane mccutcheon, slevin kelevra, tara house, thirteen | ] |
This is what happens when you download too much porn. You end up in another dimension where Cuddy owns her own hospital? This is God laughing at me right? Note to self: Midget porn = another dimension. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|09:55 pm] |
( Lisa ) |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2008|10:29 pm] |
What're the Jews up to? The whole Jesus thing probably overshadows 'em right around now. Come to that, shouldn't the Romans be keeping their heads down? They try to play up the whole Catholic thing, but I think they're up to something. Keep your Messiahs out of Rome, is what I'm sayin'.
And why does my spell checker recognize "Messiahs" as a viable word? How many times has it ever really needed to be pluralized before this? |
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[Mar. 17th, 2008|06:30 pm] |
My son's gone. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2008|08:36 pm] |
( Lisa ) |
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[Mar. 12th, 2008|01:46 am] |
Kent Memorial is now officially re-opened.
Welcome back everyone.
( Claire Bennet ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|01:44 pm] |
YES! |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
The hospital should be ready for all of us doctors to move back in on Monday.
I'm very glad I'm not a man. Thank you. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:14 am] |
Oh My God...
I'm a guy again...
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!! |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|07:04 pm] |
Mom, I finished some paperwork things. They're on your desk. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|12:04 am] |
All right, work has begun on the hospital. It's in the same place as before, and it's being totally rebuilt.
If anyone wants to be relocated until it's done, let me know and I'll see what I can do. But the insurance on the hospital means we're all getting paid while it's getting built, so if you're worried about money, it will be coming to you.
Anyone has any questions, let me know. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|03:27 pm] |
To the best of my recollection, I haven't been knocked out or slipped any drugs.
And yet I've woken up in an apartment that's not mine, with a detective's badge in my pocket, after seeing what looked like a tornado.
This promises to be a good start to the week. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|02:14 pm] |
Now this is what I call a "social experiment." |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|12:18 pm] |
All right, I've got some decisions to make.
I can either build a whole new hospital in the same location, in a new location, or I can take over a new hospital that's already there.
I'm not going to decide until I've got some feedback from those of you who work in my hospital, and people who have gone there before.
Any opinions? The pluses of getting a new hospital is that basically we can get everything new and designed just like everyone wants. But it will cost more money of course. The pluses of taking over another hospital is going back to work much sooner then building a new one.
There's cons of both of course, like taking a bunch of time to make a new hospital.
( Any of the people who offered to help the hospital ) |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|04:55 pm] |
Okay I'm done sitting around here and having all this stuff to do.
Someone come heal me. I know someone out there can. |
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[Feb. 10th, 2008|12:08 am] |
I can't recall pulling so many late nights in the newsroom before, and that's saying something.
Lisa? Is it all right with your "guards" if I come visit you tomorrow?
Edit: Jon and Mia? I'm going to visit your mom tomorrow, if that's okay. I promise I won't try to sneak her out.
( Didi ) |
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[Feb. 8th, 2008|08:03 pm] |
( Wilson )
( Cuddy )
( Pete )
To add to the list of 'Things I Should Never Let Myself Be Goaded Into Doing'; taking two four year olds and a dog to the beach by myself. And then, to top it all off, letting the four-year-olds dare me to try surfing again. It was one for the highlight reels. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the hot tub.
Here's a hint; you really don't need me that bad. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2008|10:06 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | amber volakis, greg house, greg house (mw), james wilson (2), jonathan kent, kon-el, lisa cuddy, lois lane (movie), mia kent, ollie queen, rei hino, stacy warner | ] |
I'm awake.
It's gone isn't it? |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|07:13 am] |
I don't know if this thing will go through, I don't think I'm getting a signal in here.
I'm not quite sure where I am anymore. I think it's the fifth floor?
No wait this is the |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|05:38 pm] |
Well, ah, this is all, sort of confusing.
Where did the Daily Planet go? |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|02:18 am] |
The hospital needs repairs. Like, alot. And I just don't have the money to cover them. Not by a long shot.
I've gotten offers to sell, not that I'd take them. But. They're hovering like vultures.
Suggestions? Besides having the doctors strip for money.
( Private ) |
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[Jan. 18th, 2008|04:15 pm] |
Oh god not this again.
Can anyone understand me?
Where's my frickin gun? |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|02:06 pm] |
Ohmygod.
Jon! Mom! |
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