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[Jul. 30th, 2008|12:14 am] |
( Eve )</lj-cut? |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|12:06 pm] |
I want to fucking drop a motherfucker.
That shit was not funny. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|11:15 am] |
Adam?
I can't find my husband.
God, please help me. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|12:20 pm] |
The craziness is over and all I can think about is the fact that those idiots who go on and on about the sanctity of marriage must be shitting themselves right now. I'd bet that when whoever's supposed to go look back at the figures does, they'll find the divorce rate almost doubled in a day. Beautiful.
After a weekend in hiding, I'm going out. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:31 am] |
Has everyone lost their damn fool mind?
This bitch is going to stand over to the left and hope it's not contagious. |
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|08:44 pm] |
( Lucifer )
I'm in the mood for a good fuck. No strings, no relationship nonsense. Just some fun. Anybody interested? Ladies? |
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|05:38 pm] |
Okaaaaaay, a tornado in London? That's different.
Client? Gone. Apartment? Gone. Purse? Nowhere to be phone. Cell phone? Check. Wearing black lingerie in the middle of the street? Not acceptable. |
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|01:31 am] |
Life is beautiful!
♥
How are you all? |
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|10:44 pm] |
I think I might go into acting. I could be a star. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|02:24 pm] |
This place brings nothing but disappointment.
I don't think I can do this anymore. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2008|02:22 pm] |
Eve, Mary, you ladies busy on Tuesday? |
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[Jun. 4th, 2008|07:49 pm] |
Hey everyone!
I'm expanding the hours of my used book store at [address]. From now on, we're open all night on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
Tuesday nights are hereby clothing-optional.
Ta, my lovelies! |
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[May. 26th, 2008|12:47 am] |
Never thought I'd say this but thank god I'm back to being Tom Cruise. I spent the entirety of yesterday running around a battlefield shooting things. I have no clue where. There was too much chaos for me to even stop to figure that out.
Hey, universe? Let's never do this again. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|11:45 am] |
I need a job that does not entail catering to The Man. Which is a lot harder to find than I thought it'd be. I was giving thought to writing books. Something about the story of my life. Or a tell all about God being the asshole he is. But I don't have the patience for that right now. And I want something fun.
Anybody hiring? I don't know what I want to do so I'm open to suggestions. I'll even take suggestions on what line of work I should go into.
Maybe I should join the Church of Satan as a preacher. Wonder what that kind of thing pays. |
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[May. 16th, 2008|12:27 am] |
I'm tired and I want to go home and I miss my husband.
I hate everything. |
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[May. 8th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
I think I could do with some girl-time.
Does anyone want to come over and watch movies and eat cookies and distract me from everything that's icky hang out? |
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[Apr. 29th, 2008|10:34 pm] |
[Atton]: I haven't seen you in what feels like years. Anything I can do to help give you more free time? Hope Master Qui-Gon isn't working you too hard. I love you.
Locked From Atton: Does anyone know anything about women's underwear? Like, picking it? I've got skivvies from the barracks, but I'd kind of like to find something nicer. For Atton's benefit. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2008|06:49 pm] |
So. New world. New people. New experiences.
What's a girl gotta do get some fun around here? |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|11:52 am] |
So this Bible mess? Ridiculous. God's cruel the first half, then suddenly changes his tune at the New Testament. And humanity is expected to just embrace him for his Almighty abuse. People forget all about the fact that God wiped the planet clean and started over... just for the fuck of it. Then he sends Jesus and people fawn.
Please.
Sounds like God realized he fucked up with Adam and Eve so he sent Jesus to fix it up. But instead of admitting a mistake, he makes it sound like he's doing everybody a favor. And poor Jesus. For all his trouble, he gets murdered and betrayed and God doesn't do a damn thing to save him.
Also? Where'd the rumors start about me being a child eating demon? Bullshit. Just because I couldn't bow down before a man and the Almighty. And me being a child eating demon who's married to Satan? I didn't even know Satan. She's a cutie, yeah. But I don't think I'm doing marriage again. Ever. Once was more than enough for me. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|07:32 am] |
Son of a bitch.
Well, now I'm all alone.
Greeeeaaat. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2008|12:49 pm] |
I don't know what this Bible thing is about. I need to read it when I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass and waste my time on however many pages. It's some long winded shit. I don't think I'm going to like it. The way those kids were talking about God being all knowing and good and all that bullshit. And Jesus. I don't know who that is, but he loves little children and that sounds wrong to me. I've loved many a person, but never a little child. No one seemed upset by it, either. Like loving children is okay. This place is strange.
Maybe it's just me, I don't know.
So I asked these kids who it was that taught them all this shit. And they said it was me. I replaced some God-lover. A God-lover with ugly clothes, at that. You should look at some of the shit in this closet. But anyway. They said I was a Sunday school teacher. Which, thanks to the internet, I now know means someone who teaches about religion. Which means teaching about God. Teaching happy lies about God being sweet and merciful and loving. Fucking figures, right?
So when little Timmy asked me what God was like, I told him the honest answer. Poor boy's been lied to all his life, he deserves to know the truth, right? God's an asshole who will happily create you, fuck around with you, and then toss you aside when He gets bored. I told them my story. None of them knew about it. Some of the kids didn't like that so much. Their parents liked it even less.
So I'm out a job.
Oops. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2008|08:11 pm] |
I would like to have sex.
Who wants to oblige me? |
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[Apr. 19th, 2008|01:41 am] |
Oh how have the tables turned and so ironic an end did Fate bestow upon me. I have entered combat in hopes of dying a brave in battle, and now I am most certain that I have died, and this strange place I now find myself in is surely purgatory, where my soul shall remain trapped for all eternity, in a world where my valour goes unnoticed and the inhabitants seem to believe that I am able to sing anything other than songs of mourning.
This must be my punishment for acting in so foolish and reckless a manner, and only because I was scorned by a man. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|05:06 pm] |
God? A word please? |
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|05:38 pm] |
This is new.
First, I'm purged from the garden for not bending to that idiot's every whim. Then three angels come after me for being a bad, bad girl. I thought things were settled. Nod was decent. It wasn't Eden, but then I wasn't forced to listen to complaining all the time. Or boring sermons from the Almighty. That shit gets tired. I was okay in Nod. I had some fun there. Then I wake up here. Figures.
What is this place? Another weak attempt at punishment? Bring it on, God. I can take it. I'm still not not apologizing or going back to that place. |
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