First, I'm purged from the garden for not bending to that idiot's every whim. Then three angels come after me for being a bad, bad girl. I thought things were settled. Nod was decent. It wasn't Eden, but then I wasn't forced to listen to complaining all the time. Or boring sermons from the Almighty. That shit gets tired. I was okay in Nod. I had some fun there. Then I wake up here. Figures.
What is this place? Another weak attempt at punishment? Bring it on, God. I can take it. I'm still not not apologizing or going back to that place.