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Lilith (ontop) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-20 12:49:00

Current mood:	accomplished
Entry tags:	eve, god, lilith, lucifer, mary, nicholas wolfwood

I don't know what this Bible thing is about. I need to read it when I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass and waste my time on however many pages. It's some long winded shit. I don't think I'm going to like it. The way those kids were talking about God being all knowing and good and all that bullshit. And Jesus. I don't know who that is, but he loves little children and that sounds wrong to me. I've loved many a person, but never a little child. No one seemed upset by it, either. Like loving children is okay. This place is strange.

Maybe it's just me, I don't know.

So I asked these kids who it was that taught them all this shit. And they said it was me. I replaced some God-lover. A God-lover with ugly clothes, at that. You should look at some of the shit in this closet. But anyway. They said I was a Sunday school teacher. Which, thanks to the internet, I now know means someone who teaches about religion. Which means teaching about God. Teaching happy lies about God being sweet and merciful and loving. Fucking figures, right?

So when little Timmy asked me what God was like, I told him the honest answer. Poor boy's been lied to all his life, he deserves to know the truth, right? God's an asshole who will happily create you, fuck around with you, and then toss you aside when He gets bored. I told them my story. None of them knew about it. Some of the kids didn't like that so much. Their parents liked it even less.

So I'm out a job.

Oops.

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	gunslingrpriest 2008-04-20 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. I think I like you better than all the other people who talk about God. I'm Nicholas D. Wolfwood, wanna get a drink together? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-20 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'd guess that hearing all about how much God loves you every week gets tired. I'm Lilith. Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gunslingrpriest 2008-04-20 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	I know that feeling. Was sorta raised by a guy named Chapel. That should give you a good idea of how i was raised. Beside the whole 'shooting everything that moves' thing. Why maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-20 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, it doesn't. You have to elaborate for me. Especially on the shooting thing. Cause I'd like to know if it's worth my time first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

gunslingrpriest
2008-04-20 06:15 pm UTC (link)

Chapels are tiny churches. Only kind we had on my planet, save the cathedrals in the city. I got trained as a priest and a bounty hunter at the same time. Though I think I've ended more lives than I've saved.

I've never gotten any complaints. Beside, what else have you got to do now that you're unemployed? As an added bonus, you can add corrupting clergy to your list of tasks accomplished (in my defense, I never took a vow of chastity, and I'm not about to start one now).

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ontop
2008-04-20 06:20 pm UTC (link)

So you kill people and you try and convert them to loving God. Interesting way to lead your life, sugar.

I've got plenty to do with my time. And not all of it revolves around men or sex. I do like that you're thinking I'm going to fuck you that quick. It's amusing. You already sound plenty corrupted, you don't need my vagina for that. And some time with me naked isn't going to turn you, anyway.

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gunslingrpriest
2008-04-20 06:26 pm UTC (link)

Actually, I'm just bored and want a drink. And believe me, if I want sex, I still don't need a vagina for that. I offered you a drink, and you were the one who made a big deal out of it.

I don't try to convert people, actually. I'm supposed to, but I don't. The people who listen to me spew bullshit are already believers. I just tell them pretty lies and reap thebenefits of their delusion.

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	ontop 2008-04-20 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Where'd I make a big deal out of it? I'm honest. I'm speaking my mind. What sort of benefits? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-20 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the info, angel. I've spent most of my afternoon reading. It's... interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theoriginalchic 2008-04-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Nice. Very nice. I'm starting to think God-lover and ugly clothes go hand-in-hand. Did you get to the part where I am a damning bitch yet? Oh. Cult meeting tonight. 9. Wanna go? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-04-21 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I only read my part, mostly because I didn't care. Might go back later but...probably not. Alright, meet me here, [address] and we'll head off from there. This one looks promising. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-21 12:17 am UTC (link)
	I want to see where this is going. Want to finish it. That may take a while. I'll be there in another twenty minutes. I'm excited. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)