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Tweak says, "Stay Off The Old Grey Mare "

Lilith (ontop) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-17 17:38:00

Entry tags:

eve, god, lilith, lucifer, satan

This is new.

First, I'm purged from the garden for not bending to that idiot's every whim. Then three angels come after me for being a bad, bad girl. I thought things were settled. Nod was decent. It wasn't Eden, but then I wasn't forced to listen to complaining all the time. Or boring sermons from the Almighty. That shit gets tired. I was okay in Nod. I had some fun there. Then I wake up here. Figures.

What is this place? Another weak attempt at punishment? Bring it on, God. I can take it. I'm still not not apologizing or going back to that place.

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	theoriginalchic 2008-04-17 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	You...come from Eden? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	I did. What's it to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-04-17 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	There weren't supposed to be any other mortal women in Eden. You are mortal, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. When I was there it was me and that asshole. Also known as Adam. Do you know him? And you didn't answer my first question. What is this place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-04-17 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	[Link]. It's an alternate universe. Even God, Satan, and Lucifer were sucked in here against their will. It's a strange place. You know my husband? But that's impossible. I was the first woman, he the first man. We were both expelled from Eden together. There's no way... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Your husband? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-04-17 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, my dumb husband who I had three children with, one being the original murderer. The selfish husband that blamed the fall from Eden on me, thus capturing all women after in a steel cage of shame. Yes, Adam. My husband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Steel cage of shame? Where are you getting this shit from? Adam was my husband until I left him. Guess I got replaced. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-04-17 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Out of my ass, apparently. Which up until now I thought was the original ass. God never told me about you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	God was probably a little too busy wiping Adam's ass and tucking him in at night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-04-17 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, and don't forget letting Lucifer stroll around at his leisure. I'm Eve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	moreevilthanyou 2008-04-17 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Everybody's just skimming over the part where I ask what's going on, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-04-17 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Alternate universe. 2008. Earth. Vortex brought you here. By no one. People come and go through that thing all the time. No way to stop it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	That was perfect. Short and to the point. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-04-17 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	No problem, toots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	So who're you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-04-17 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Satan, love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-17 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like I should know that name. I'm Lilith. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreevilthanyou 2008-04-17 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Fallen angel. Kicked out of Heaven. Tempter of mankind. The usual. I know who you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-18 12:29 am UTC (link)
	You sound like fun. How do you know about me when my replacement doesn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	morningbringer 2008-04-18 12:59 am UTC (link)
	She's what I became after I led my own little rebellion. Or rather, what I would have become, had I personally not been given another chance for angelicism. Hello, Lilith. It's been far too long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-18 01:09 am UTC (link)
	An angel quit licking God's boots long enough to lead a rebellion? I'm impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	quirkyhumor 2008-04-18 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh honey. If only I could explain it all in a way that wouldn't keep you pissed off like crazy at me. In a nutshell? You weren't quite what I had in mind. I gave you too much knowledge and free will. When the experiment didn't work out as planned, I abandoned it and moved on. But I still loved you. I'd have ended your existence fully if I didn't. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ontop 2008-04-19 03:24 am UTC (link)
	You got some damn nerve. I don't even know where to begin. Maybe a while back, I would have wanted your love. But you can save it. Really. I don't need an explanation. I don't need anything from you. (Reply to this) (Parent)