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[Jan. 14th, 2008|12:00 am] |
Um, excuse me. I'm not quite sure what's going on except there was some kind of swirling thing. And I was supposed to be at the hospital by now and.. I'm a bit lost. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|12:03 am] |
Erik? Haven't heard from you in awhile.
Master Qui-Gon -- I think I'm closer to finding my lightsaber crystal. I'm not sure. Are there any other special materials I need?
( Jamie ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:22 am] |
School today...for everybody else. I'm cutting class, and the irony of a college professor cutting class isn't lost on me. Although I guess I'm not a professor anymore...fuck, it took me years to get that job. That whirlwind/wormhole owes me some paychecks.
I need a new wardrobe. There's nothing in this kid's closet that doesn't have the name of some rapper on it. Even his fucking boxers, for Christ's sake! I mean, to each their own and all, but that's definitely not my style. Although I'll admit the colognes aren't bad, I'll keep those.
Also. I found a shoebox with a couple thousand dollars in it. I'm suddenly terrified of what I'm going to find in the wall safe this kid has. Something tells me it's not going to be a baseball card collection. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|12:37 pm] |
Thanks, J. I really needed that drink. I owe you one.
As for you, Titter, or whatever your name is, My religion dictates I have to love my brother.
But I can love you and still hope you die in a housefire.
We're over pineapples now, not it's taquitos. Taco meat and cheese ones. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|01:10 pm] |
WOOHOO!! I'M NAKED!
Dude, this is so awesome. Random naked for the win! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
♫ Shinjitai mirai wo ima kono te
Tsukami toru kara
Akirameru koto wa mada hayai no
Kirei ni naru Burning Heart
Motto motto kagayakeru wa butterfly
NEIRU ni atarashii GUROSU de taikutsu na hibi
kaetai no kimi no tame jibun no tame ni
Todoku ka wa jibun shidai nara yatte miseru wa
Uitari shizundari kurikaeshitemo
Kimi wa watashi no “subete” dewa nai
Dakedo inai to “subete” ga dame ni naru dakara
Nani ka ga kawatta to hayaku kidukasetai
Shinjitai mirai wo ima kono te
Tsukami toru kara
Akirameru koto wa mada hayai no
Kirei ni naru Burning Heart
Motto motto kagayakeru wa butterfly
BASU TAIMU awa fuusen ni kimi no egao utsushi
Toikakeru ima kimi wa doushiteru no?
Kiseki wa nando demo okiru no sou yo
Kisetsu ga nando mo koushite megutte kuru you ni
Suteki na koto desho? Shinjite mitai kara
Chiisana omoide wo taguri yose
Dakishime nemuru
Mezameta toki kiduku kono omoi
Kimi igai mienai
Motto motto kagayakasete butterfly
Shinjitai mirai wo ima kono te
Tsukami toru kara
Akirameru koto wa mada hayai no
Kirei ni naru Burning Heart
Motto motto kagayakeru wa butterfly ♫
God DAMN IT! Not this again!! I'm tired of fucking singing everything! I quit that fucking job and now I'm singing all over town agian?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!?!?! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|02:12 pm] |
I sense something... promising. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|02:52 pm] |
Oh for fuck's sake. As much as I enjoy speech without random heads blowing up, this is getting ridiculous.
On the bright side? Greggykins, I can actually say dirty things out loud to you now. Care to meet me at your place so I can tell you all the nasty things I want to do to you? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|04:11 pm] |
Hrm. Peculiar. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|04:17 pm] |
...is this some kind of a game? I can't get into my realm. What is that noise?
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Whoever is responsible for this. Whoever you are. I will find you. And I will make you wish Death had never ushered you in to your pathetic life. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|04:18 pm] |
Um.
Walking home from school, people were singing.
In the street.
That's not normal. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|04:19 pm] |
Well.. this is.. something.
Why do I get the feeling that I'm not in Kansas anymore? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|04:24 pm] |
Great. Just.. great. I didn't think that astral projection was supposed to actually move your body. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|04:29 pm] |
I've never believed in deities before but I swear, I'm praying to any of you who might be real and reading this, just keep whatever's going on away from me. Please.
People are singing. And naked. And getting random powers. And apparently... losing them. ...And coming from the future or something. It's like a free for all psychotic dumping of someone's baggage and they're taking it out on whoever happens to be in the way.
( private ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:19 pm] |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:24 pm] |
Those powers from before came back.
Didi? Chloe? Clark(s)? Are you all right? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:27 pm] |
Is this normal, to look and feel ten years younger than I did yesterday in this crazy place? Because wow, folks. I have not had one of those quite as exuberant as all that upon first waking up in a very long time. If I'd rolled over onto my stomach I might have been able to push-ups with it. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:43 pm] |
In a violent world where deceptions free,
things I can’t control taking over me...
Did they try to take my identity?
So what the hell have they done to me?
I will take your thoughts away!
And I’ll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind...
This life for me changes everyday.
I will stand up tall.
I won’t be betrayed!
If you play with fire, I’ll control the flame!
I’ll do anything to make you believe!
I will take your thoughts away!
And I’ll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind!
aaaaahhhhhhh...
aaaaahhhhhhh...
I will take your thoughts away!
And I’ll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind!
I'll take all your thoughts away!
And I'll ignite your fear today!
Well I can take you far away!
With my mind, with my mind!
Tell me...would someone like to go out for some BACON? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:44 pm] |
This place has no right to do this to us. I was perfectly happy the way I was.
Sister, this is ridiculous. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:56 pm] |
I have a camera.
This is the best weird thing ever. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:09 pm] |
What the hell is wrong with my clothes? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:10 pm] |
God fucking dammit. This again.
( Dominic ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:21 pm] |
Oh my God, this computer is an antique. I'm afraid of breaking it.
I need to know the year. I can't trust the calendar. Please. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:29 pm] |
James, you have two seconds to stop thinking that before I come in and rip you apart.
Why the hell does everyone think so fucking loud? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:30 pm] |
Well shit. This sure as heck isn't Oxford.
...and according to the newspaper, it's not 2022. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:34 pm] |
Ew. I'm like, really fat.
Sooo not allowed to ever touch me again, CayCay.
Ok, so who wants to come give me a mani/pedi? I wont pay you but I'll pretend I'm gonna so you do a good job! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:01 pm] |
I swear, Matt. This is the only child you are getting out of me.
I feel so fat. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:07 pm] |
I really should have been used to this by now, but the vortex could be more considerate.
I was in a meeting. 2008...fuck. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
What is this? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
( Parents )
Hey, Naruto? You haven't had anything crazy happen to you yet, have you? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:16 pm] |
Wait... what? THIS again? Damn.
Um... Boomer? You missed me dealing with this the first time around. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:17 pm] |
Ugh. I hate this place sometimes.
I'm not leaving my room. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:24 pm] |
Where Mummy is? Her go 'way 'gain. Miss Dinah? Miss Carrie? Pretty lady wif silly hair? Wobbie scared. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:28 pm] |
What. The. HELL?! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:30 pm] |
Interesting.
Anyway, for those of you confused. I'm Stefan.
Stefan Urquelle.
Not exactly sure how I got here, this time, but here I am.
Anybody wanna' party? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:49 pm] |
Okaythisisweird.
I'veneverbeenabletomovethisfastforthislong. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:49 pm] |
What. The. FUCK?! I'm NAKED?! My clothes keep melting off! What is this shit?! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:49 pm] |
I can fly. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:04 pm] |
I'm bored. Anyone wanna dance?
Hey, sis, come check out what I found. What the hell is all this, anyway? This phone is so last decade... we'll have to get Daddy to get us a new set. Not to mention, have you seen what Deliah had at school the other day? One of those Pearls or whatever it was? We're so getting those. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:04 pm] |
The writing is very messy, but it's still fairly legible.
I wuld like ice cream plez. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:09 pm] |
. . .
Oooooh. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:23 pm] |
Will? I'm scawed... |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:24 pm] |
Attention all Naked Women.
Alex Summers is available for all of your... needs.
Just take a number and we'll get this party started. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:27 pm] |
PRONGS. MOONY.
THE COOLEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:31 pm] |
This is the way I always dreamed it would be.
The way that it is, when you are holding me.
I never had a love of my own, maybe that's why when we're all alone...
I can hear music.
I can hear music.
The sounds of the city, baby, seem to disappear.
Whoa, and I can hear music, sweet, sweet, music.
Whenever you touch me, baby. Whenever you're near...
Kriffing hell. Make...it...stop! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:36 pm] |
What the hell? Why can't I stay dressed?
This is just too much.
On top of being a girl, now I have to be naked all the time?
Argh!! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:40 pm] |
Crap crap crap...shitshitshit!!! So not cool! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:48 pm] |
Didn't I JUST do this at Halloween? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:52 pm] |
Holy shit. This is awesome! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:53 pm] |
Um. Houston, we have a problem. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:57 pm] |
Okay, I think I took a wrong turn.
How did I get to London, and why does it look completely different? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:16 pm] |
I wasn't in England five minutes ago... |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:21 pm] |
When you got it, flaunt it
Step right up and strut your stuff
People tell you modesty's a virtue
But in the theatre modesty can hurt you!
When you got it, flaunt it
Show your assets, let them know you're proud
Your goodies you must push
Stick out your chest, shake your tush
When you got it, shout it out loud!
Now, Jonathan dance. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:25 pm] |
You nearly get hit by someone on the street, get knocked down by someone on the sidewalk on the way to get coffee, try to open the wrong apartment door and nearly get killed by your shotgun-wielding neighbor, and just when you think your day can't get worse, your hand starts going through solid objects.
What the fuck.
EDIT: So apparently I should be asking an X-Person how to work this thing? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:34 pm] |
Ok. What the hell happened to me?
Lyssa? Jack? Ianto? Kit? Someone?
My voice is high and my body is much smaller. I can't even buy a drink!! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
I want a ham sandwich. With pickles...
And maybe some marshmallows? I can't wait to head over to my Da's place. His kitchen is packed.
...but that's only if I can haul my fat self over there. Blech. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:01 pm] |
This is... awkward. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:06 pm] |
Yes! Totally in my element. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:12 pm] |
Shit. Shit. Shit.
( Bruce ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:21 pm] |
Um...why am I naked? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
Good Lord this is pathetic.
Hey, DonDon? Think we can get some real food up in here? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:47 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK! |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|10:58 pm] |
Since my arrival I've documented a few startling phenomena. I've listed them below.
My clothes seem to be melting off. This is unpleasant. However, I have been told by a...wino, is the word? That I am in the possession of a huge dong. I am not sure what this is, or what it has to do with my clothes melting off. Would someone care to enlighten me?
I occasionally burst into song, which is odd as I do not know the lyrics which spout from my mouth.
A much more urgent phenomena has arisen in the fact that I am now able to create a small singularity, targeted on an object or a person, that will proceed to rip them apart, assuming I maintain my concentration for the length of time required. I have studied this a bit, and it seems to be quite destructive and rather painful. The subject, however, can be no bigger than a person.
Oh, and for a brief period I believe I reverted to a fetus, a fact I attribute to already being in a rather young body. This was intensely traumatic and I spent the remainder of the day - once I was seventeen again - crying in a corner.
Oh, yes. And there is an incessant voice in my head causing me a great deal of annoyance. I know where that comes from, though. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|11:08 pm] |
This is unexpected. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|11:12 pm] |
Oh fuck. I'm locking myself away for the next few days before I get myself in trouble.
( Ginger ) |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|11:21 pm] |
Whoa. Genius.
You were right, Maggie. Eating my veggies did make me grow up big and strong. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|11:55 pm] |
Well this is definitely not how I expected to spend my evening... |
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