Since my arrival I've documented a few startling phenomena. I've listed them below.
My clothes seem to be melting off. This is unpleasant. However, I have been told by a...wino, is the word? That I am in the possession of a huge dong. I am not sure what this is, or what it has to do with my clothes melting off. Would someone care to enlighten me? I occasionally burst into song, which is odd as I do not know the lyrics which spout from my mouth.
A much more urgent phenomena has arisen in the fact that I am now able to create a small singularity, targeted on an object or a person, that will proceed to rip them apart, assuming I maintain my concentration for the length of time required. I have studied this a bit, and it seems to be quite destructive and rather painful. The subject, however, can be no bigger than a person.
Oh, and for a brief period I believe I reverted to a fetus, a fact I attribute to already being in a rather young body. This was intensely traumatic and I spent the remainder of the day - once I was seventeen again - crying in a corner.
Oh, yes. And there is an incessant voice in my head causing me a great deal of annoyance. I know where that comes from, though.