Mar. 27th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Question Answered

Title: Question Answered
Characters: Sanzo, Goku
Rating: PG-15
Challenge: Goku
Team: Homura-tachi
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is 3/3 parts drabble. It’s a sequel to Simple Question and Innocent Question, but can be read alone.
 
“Sanzo, I have…” Goku started
 
“No.” 
 
“But, you didn’t even hear what I’m going to ask?”
 
“It doesn’t matter”
 
“Well, I’m going to ask anyways. What’s sex like?”
 
“I’m a monk, and monks don’t have sex.”
 
“Liar! I’ve seen you have sex with Hakkai.”
 
Sanzo glared at Goku. “That’s none of your damn business!”
 
“Tell me.”
 
“Fine, if you must know, sex is…” Sanzo leaned close and began whispering in Goku’s ear.
 
Goku’s golden eyes widen. His face turned an interesting shade of red. And his nose began to bleed. “So, that’s what sex is,” he said before passing out.
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Mar. 26th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Innocent Question

Title: Innocent Question
Characters: Gojyo, Goku
Rating: PG-15
Challenge: Goku
Team: Kou-tachi
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is 2/3 parts drabble. It’s a sequel to Simple Question, but can be read alone.
 
“I have a question.”
 
“Not now baka, can’t you see that I’m busy.” Gojyo had a beautiful woman sitting next him at the bar, when Goku found them.
 
“Come on sweetie,” said the lady. “Answer his question.”
 
“Alright, spill monkey boy,” said Goyjo.
 
“What is sex like?”
 
Gojyo groaned while the lady giggled.
 
“Well?”
 
“Sex is the most wonderful thing in the world, it’s loud, it’s messy, and there’s an explosion of ecstasy at the end.”
 
Goku contemplated for a moment. “Then what’s the difference between that and rolling in the mud with pigs while watching fireworks?”
 
“Dammit, ask Sanzo.”
 
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Mar. 25th, 2008


[info]sawsha12

Simple Question

Title: Simple Question
Characters: Hakkai, Goku
Rating: PG-15
Challenge: Goku
Team: Sanzo-ikkou
Word Count: 100
A/N: This is 1/3 part drabble, but it can be read alone.  The next part will be posted tomorrow :)
 
“I have a question.”
 
Hakkai was washing dishes when Goku innocently came into the room. “What sort of question?”
 
“What is sex like?”
 
CRASH!
 
After Hakkai cleared the area of the broken dishes, he sighed, “I suppose it’s time for you to learn. When a man and a woman…”
 
After an hour of explanation, Goku looked quizzically at Hakkai – scratching his head in puzzlement. “I don’t get it.”
 
Hakkai decided to take the next step and use visuals.
 
“I still don’t get it. How can you slide that hotdog into that pastry without tearing it?”
 
“Maybe Gojyo can explain better.”
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Mar. 24th, 2008

[info]yohjideranged

Prompt #41

Being stranded is no fun at all, but both the Sanzo-ikkou and the Homura-tachi made the most of it.  They played cards while they waited for the Kou-tachi to show up - They tied with 10 points each.

This week's prompt is #41 - Goku

Yes, it is Goku week.  All drabbles must contain or make reference to the happy hungry saru!

Has Goku's appetite finally gotten out of control?  What goes on inside a monkey's head when he is traveling in a jeep across the desert with three other guys?  How does he feel when he tries to remember things before his imprisonment and can't?  How conscious is he in his demon form?

Let's see Goku eating, playing, fighting, smiling, crying, monkeying around - but only in 100 words.
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