Saiyuki 100 Word Challenge

Last week, the Sanzo-ikkou remembered their 10 points and beat the heck out of the Kou-tachi and the Homura-tachi!

This week's prompt is #48 - Self Inclusion

Come on, you always wanted a piece of the action! Now, with help from this asylum, it is perfectly acceptable to write yourself into the story!

What will you do traveling in a crowded jeep with four bishounen? In Houtou Castle, will you make Ni your prisoner and Kougaiji your servant?  Will you get to share a kitchen with Hakkai as you cook something up for Gojyo?  What do you think Homura would do if he found you in his chair?  Does the Merciful Goddess approve of your antics?

So, include yourself!  Just write it in just 100 words.