“But, you didn’t even hear what I’m going to ask?”
“It doesn’t matter”
“Well, I’m going to ask anyways. What’s sex like?”
“I’m a monk, and monks don’t have sex.”
“Liar! I’ve seen you have sex with Hakkai.”
Sanzo glared at Goku. “That’s none of your damn business!”
“Tell me.”
“Fine, if you must know, sex is…” Sanzo leaned close and began whispering in Goku’s ear.
Goku’s golden eyes widen. His face turned an interesting shade of red. And his nose began to bleed. “So, that’s what sex is,” he said before passing out.