Bellum Letale--A Pre-Made Roleplaying Community

As I have now been a resident of this building for several weeks, and have also begun posting to this forum in greater frequency, I feel it is appropriate to introduce myself.

My name is Deirdre Winters, and I live in Penthouse 1.

I don't wish to be involved in any of your insanity

What is wrong with you people

I am often engaged in business either from home or outside of the building, and thus will likely not participate much in social activities here.

Sincerely,
D. Winters

[ Posted public from P4. ]

A wise woman provoked me.

WHAT'S THE ANSWER, BELLUM?

Is it better to dawdle along minorly? Or hit every point fast & hard?
Burn out a la supernova? Fade away?

Live your life to the fullest ASAP? Or just carry on through the dust?

Your vote counts.

{ private }

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I have never enjoyed the technology. Computers are not my strength and I have no one for fixing what I break. 

And where is my dictionary? Chjort, I am always losing that. I am needing to become more confident in English.

{ /private } 

Hello. For those of you who are not knowing, I own a tea shop a few blocks away. It is called Red Horse. This week, we are having sales. If you are interested, all teas are buy one get one half off. For residents of this apartment, I will make exception and give you buy one, get one free. 

Also, I am do the future-readings. You give your palms or I cast runes and tell you. This is not for money.

Hello, everybody, I’m Joanie!
No, that sounds stupid.
Hey guys, this is Joanie, just moved in upstairs.
I sound like a 40-year-old man going through a midlife crisis.
Okay, I can do this.  For chrissakes, I’ve done harder things.  (Does saying “Christ” make me a bad Wiccan?)  <- That is not my issue right now.
OKAY.
Deep breath in.
Deep breath out.
They can’t see you cringing, so lie until your fingers turn blue.

Hey, everybody.  Uh, my name’s Joanie, I just moved in a few hours ago.  This forum thing is pretty cool, I’ve never heard of apartment buildings having something like this before.

Does that make us guinea pigs?

I’m kidding!  No, I really like this, it’s cool.  Uh.  I don’t really have much to say, I’m not so good at introductions.  I’m new to this area, so if anybody is going on an adventure into the city sometime soon, just drop me a line.  I’ll be here!  Rearranging the furniture.

Okay, bye for now.

i'm new, and already it worries me when this place is quiet for days like this. it feels like the calm before the storm.

talk to me while i worry?

hey, pal, maybe a little less bass after 9pm?

This is how you all contact each other? Does anyone know of

The word on the street around town is that this building is anárquico dangerous exciting.

Necesito información más detallada

Anything the new girl should know?

( [ Message to P3 ] )

jesus

The guy before me on this forum, already has the classy intros down so I might as well keep it simple. Name's Derek Madden. You might have heard of me-. Just moved in after hearing so much about this place - you guys realize what a reputation you have?

I don't know about you all but I'm excited. A change of pace is good, I'm a big believer in that. (And if you don't believe me, you haven't tried it. Go on, mix up your schedule a bit, I dare you.)

So, who's on my floor or the surrounding ones? You've probably guessed where I am from the numbering system - cute, really - but I'd like to know if anyone around here knows how to have fun. I'll even settle with a little bit not likely.

Allow me to play Devil's advocate here.

Let's assume this hypothesis about Fairy Tales and Stories has some merit porque hasta si es loco, por lo menos es es un misterio para detectar. If it does, then it can't be a coincidence everyone has ended up in the same building, and it stands to reason that someone has to know more about it than we do.

{sent the day after this}

( Locked To 201, 202, 206, 701, 1107 1207, P3, and P4 - everyone from Kiki's post )

( Locked To 1104A )

( Locked To 905 )

( Locked To 1104C )

Who wants to take me out to dinner?

I'll let you fight over me, ladies and gentlemen. I expect you to be a excellent conversation partner, and not to stiff the waiter on the tip. I will, however, pick up the check. And if free food and my sparkling wit can't get you, I have no idea what you people want out of life.

Let's just say Clark's been on an extended trip to Atlantic City and is blissfully clueless about anything that's been going on. Of course, Clark is blissfully clueless even when he's present for things!

Hey folks! My furniture is here so I have a table and chairs. Which isn't the point of this post, but is background information, you know. So the point is that I'd like to schedule a night for an inaugural poker game. I know some of you were interested in playing, but I have no idea what anyone's schedules are like I'm guessing people work. and not from home where they can fuck around with impunity without worrying about getting into trouble. so probably some evening. but if people work they also need to sleep, which may mean a weekend. but don't people usually do things like go out on weekends? so we're left with some odd time like Sunday afternoon. unless there are religious objections to playing poker on a Sunday. has anyone noticed that there are religious objections to a lot of things. like buying alcohol on Sunday's isn't allowed in some places. but that's a legal codification of a religious objections, so it's actually a whole other conversation...wait. never mind and I'd like to at least try to make the game work for as many people as possible.

So, anyone have scheduling ideas?

Interesting place you lot have got going on here, that's for certain. Of course, what do I know? I've just arrived.

And before I forget, which I so often don't, I suppose I'd best follow suit and introduce myself, aye? The name's Harry, but I'll answer to Harold if you're feeling a wee bit prim. There's not much else to tell unless you wish to be scared away so early into the conversation but if the occasion comes calling and you're to ask whatever you wish, I've everything nothing to hide.

( Slipped under P4. )

word on the street is this little forum is where all the cool kids are hanging out. i figured "well, i'm kind of really awesome, so why not, right?"

i'm pretty sure i know absolutely no one around these here parts, (with the exception of my dear older sister... who might actually be hiding right now) so i guess i'll introduce myself? that's formal, right? like an internet orgy of handshakes?

right. okay. awkward.

anywhore, i'm riley. i live up in 902 with the sister. i'm a scorpio, i have this major addiction love to for the beatles, and one day i'm going to be a real actress that doesn't have to strip to get the role of hamlet. don't ask. seriously. that's about it, i guess? i'm not going to tell you i'm single, because there'd be no point in using this for a dating service. (but i am, though. i'm totally single. just saying.)

( Slipped under the door of P4. No note. )

I have two questions for everyone. Sor

1. Do we know when these anonymous posts happen, in advance? If so, couldn't we all just make a point of going out and doing something that evening? Without their computers. You know it's actually nice outside and the internet isn't the answer to everything...I'm sure we could host something. As a distraction. It'd nearly be community service

2. Oh god That was a recording, wasn't it?

I guess that was three, er

You're also all despicable and I don't know how you look at yourself in the morning and I don't feel like I can trust any of you, unless you showed yourself on it. Except I went anonymous for a moment too so they could be lying and oh God I hate this and...

You're the doctor, right?

So the rental agent mentioned this forum and I thought I'd introduce myself. My name is Clark. Well, that's my last name. But I go by Clark. So that's what you can call me. And I just moved into 907. Well I moved in my clothes and some books, but the furniture truck is apparently lost. Not sure how it got lost in the matter of just a couple dozen blocks. But anyway.

I'm a research analyst and work from home--so I'm home a lot. And, well, I guess that's it. Oh. I like to play poker. Anyone else play poker and maybe want to get together a regular game?