War Is Coming Communications.

I swear, cooking bacon has actually smelled this good before.

Has anyone else got their senses back? And did anyone figure out what's causing this randomness? It's not the seal, right? It doesn't seem like the seal.

Happy Birthday Elena!

Now, if I could actually see the birthday girl. Or, anything else, that would be fantastic.

So, I've been thinking. We have quite a lot of different species here. Some of which have an incredible healing factor. Which I would absolutely love to study in more detail.

Would anyone mind if I take a few samples. Perform a couple of tests. For science, you understand?

What the hell is this place?

And, yeah yeah. I've been told the story. I'm 15 years in the future, yada yada yada. But, still, what the hell?

Also, what's with these weird muggle devices? How do they even work?

Elena's birthday.

Party?

There you go, blondie. Project for you.

[Elena]

Let's go out on Friday? This place is getting cramped. Even after three days of not being able to see everybody. Which was for too like

I guess it's time to get a job. I was a CSI tech back home so if the police department is hiring, that would be cool. Otherwise I'll do just about anything.

If it helps I can run really fast.

Right. Now things are back to a semblence of normal. I'm dragging my brother to Vegas. Don't get into any trouble while we're gone.

[Elena]

That means you, Mrs Salvatore.

[Stefan]

Ready to leave, brother?

I may have killed the television.

[Johanna]

Want to go on one of the hunting trips with me?

[Friends - Non SHIELD]

So, I need you guys to step up,

Friend of mine showed up. Name of Kara Palamas. She's been though hell, literally, brainwashing, loosing her identity. Basically HYDRA did bad things to her and I promised her I'd help her through it.

As it turns out I suck at helping people. But here, she has a chance for better.

I'm taking Skye away for a few weeks, she needs the break. But I really, truly don't want to leave Kara with no one. So can you guys keep an eye, talk to her, get to know her.

She looks like May, there;s a whole reason why, but shes nothing like her, she's her own person and I want her to remember that.

[Same plus Kara.]

Kara, bunch of jerks dumb enough to call me a friend, bunch of jerks, Kara.

Be nice.

Okay, that was bizarre.

But, I'm back. Finally. How is everyone?

Fucking angels. Go team evil


[once Georgina was off the planet, she was done]

Okay, that was the weirdest thing I have encountered in my life.

Kirk, I have a newfound respect for you!

Lieutenant Commander... shit, Jo! Come in! You need to beam us up, like, right now. They're trying to...

[Muffled sounds of a scuffle]

Jo, I'm pretty sure this is turning into a hostage situation.

I told you this was a stupid idea!

Is anyone getting th...

[More sounds of a scuffle]

Hey, get the hell off me!

Dammit, Jo, they're too strong for...

[Elena's muffled scream before the line goes dead]


(OOC: Elena's part of the away team that's kidnapped by coffee-crazed locals but, since she's achieved her goal, she'll wake up at home almost immediately and therefore won't be responding to any further comms.)

(Backdated to after this)

Lieutenant Commander Harvelle, are you in range to beam us up?

Oh and Capatin Kincaid has denied permission to say I told you so. Repeat, permission to say I told you so has been denied.

This is so stupid. I hate Star Trek.

Damnit, Kincaid, I'm a doctor, not a barista!

Captain's Log; Stardate....I really don't know. 42?


We've come across an unusual planet and I went down with the away team for first contact. I haven't been able to reach the ship in the past two hours, but I'm getting by thanks to the wonders of caffeine. I'm considering introducing the leader to white chocolate mochas.

This is how the monologue thing works, right Kirk?

Jo... er, Lieutenant Commander Harvelle, should this thing be beeping like this?

Captain Kincaid, there's a beeping thing down here.

I'm Barry Allen. I'm not going to make any Toto jokes because you guys probably get those a lot. But I'm here and I don't know how I got here and if someone could tell me that, it'd be good.

It just hurts... I'm try...

So, there could be worse places to be. At least here I have friends and things to do, thank you Marcel for filling me on the upcoming event. It's going to be amazing. So everyone should be there. It's in two days at museum. I was impressed with the museum, I didn't really know what to expect but it's going to be a good space for the event.

I'm sure invites have been sent out, or at least I think me beforehand would have sent them already. If not, someone tell me. Please, so I can get on that right away.


[Bonnie | Elena]

So.

You two are helping set up right?

[Stefan]

I don't know if I can do this-

You're coming.

I feel like I just want it to go away. Everything, everything I'm feeling. Like I have to...

You know. We missed our six month anniversary. I blame the seal making me human.

We should probably remedy this.