War Is Coming Communications.

With the lights becoming unpredictable, I recommend we find candles or look for materials to make our own. [List of ingredients that can be used]

We can't rely on electricity here. Don't go alone, we need to go out in groups of two or threes. I'll stay here with Jesse.

Elena better be safe in Lawrence. Or so help me, I will find a way to destroy you seal

Right, okay. I've had enough of this place now.

Has it been two weeks yet? My trip to the nineties made me lose track. Just damn well send us back, already. I miss Elena you bloody annoying piece of crap.

Operator? Hello?

[pause]

Operator?

[pause]

I want to be connected to a Rafe McCawley, United States Army Air Corp. The outfit will be in Hawaii. Or California... I'm not sure where they are right now but I need to talk to Captain Rafe McCawley.

[pause]

Operator? Is anyone receiving me?


[OOC: Take two. Rachel and Hannah, I haven't removed the previous post yet, in case you wanted to copy what you said before. I'll probably remove it tomorrow or something like that.]

So apparently it's that time again. Back to school.

If you're new in Lawrence or just haven't decided to go until now and need help getting into the system, that's one of my specialties. I can hack in and make you legal fairly easily.

Which...is probably not good for a college professor to say. I went to talk about more classes. Now I'm teaching paleontology. ...oops?

Since B movies seem to get slandered here so cruelly.  I figured I should stand up for them.

So next Saturday, my place, the first of my monthly B Movie nights.  The more ridiculously contrived the better.

Suggestions for what to start with?

Can't say I'd feel too comforted to find this note from a house-sitter...( Read more... )

Orlando Bloom apparently punched out Bieber.

Can we send him a gift basket? I wanna send him a gift basket

ETA: I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS POST! AND ANY WHO FURTHER COMMENT WITH JOY.

...except you Damon. Never you.

I always thought that when the apocalypse was over, that would be it. All of you guys would be sent back home through the Seal or people would just stop falling through. I'd be able to settle down, maybe, and our days of monsters and mayhem would be over.

But you guys are still here. And me? I'm still digging around, looking for hunts when I know I should just stay home and play with my kid.

Makes me wonder if there's something wrong with me.

(Filtered to Elena Gilbert)
I was hoping that we could talk about Rebekah.

(Filtered to Ruby)
There are two sides to every story. You should know that better than anyone.

How the hell can a five month old baby crawl so fast?? Nik was on one side of the room I went to get some toys for him and turned around and BOOM! Otherside of the room.

[OOC: I'm not planning on it, but there might be Teen Wolf spoilers in the comments. I'll update if there are.]

[Filtered against Beacon Hills]
How does everyone feel about the whole fictional thing? Do you wanna know what happens or is ignorance bliss?

( Scott McCall you have (1) new message. )

( Allison Argent, you have (1) new message. )

( Stiles Stilinski, you have (1) new message. )

So, Early August.

Emily's two. And cause she's two I'd like to celebrate it. With other kids. With games and like, a bounce whatever you call it. That kind of stuff.

So if you have kids, if you're a parent. Come along. She'd love to have the company. 

[Mikaelsons]

I know he's not well right now, your brother.

I met him at the magic meeting, he's a good kid. I can send some herbs and things, will help with the recovery. And I promise, they're legit, he's the one of you I like and he's a kid. Think I'm a monster, whatever, I could care less personally. But it could help him. .

If he's better by then and if he's not too old for a kid party to want to. He's welcome. And whoever of you wants to bring him.

[Sam]

I invited them. Its easier overall. And its for Emily's sake. And honestly, the younger brother is pretty awesome. Fairly sure he's suspicious of me cause well, I did go nuts and threaten his ridiculous sister but hey, threatening is excusable when it happens right? Or is that only sometimes? There should be a list of exceptional circumstances.

I just kinda wish they'd see what they do to  people. Or just think, at all, I guess beyond the people they've befriended. Includes you. Pretty sure I don't have a single friend left willing to talk to me that likes them. I have no idea how to even

I don't know why my drunken adventures always lead to me singing but somehow they do and for that I apologize. I blame my choir days. And my facetwin and her pop career. And the Pina Colada song.

Now that my stomach is somewhat settled, I kind of want to plan a mid-summer thing for the campers. A big picnic maybe? Anyone have any ideas?

[Rebekah, Martha, Lois, and Claudia]
Next time someone is taking my phone.

I may have just seen my text history.

[Doctor]
So. Um. We probably should talk. While sober. Well. While we're both sober.

[ooc: forward dated a teeny bit to tonight and the girls drinking cocktails!]

ladies anvd gentlemen i have an announcemen

rose tyler iys the bestest person ever.

i cnaont believe i have eben here nearly ntwo years and this is teh first drunk post i've made.

wsoooow two years

that's wer.di

[FILTERED TO THE SEXY SEXY TONY]

i love yuo ydou know

and god you'vre so hot.

Rooooose wants to do a girls night thing. I wanna go. Will you be okay with Aiden by yourself, babe?

[Filtered to the Doctor]
I can't do this. I can't know you're right there and
I miss you
This is ridiculous

[Filtered to Girl Friends]
I declare it Ladies' Night. I need to go out and I need to dance and have fun and have a few drinks and look at cute guys and not give a damn about anything.

Anyone with me?

I'm officially bored.

[Robin]
Heard you had a kid. Duno if I apologize or congratulate.

I was filling out an application. I got to "marital status", stared at it for about ten minutes, turned around, and left.

Guess I'm not getting that job.

OMG NO ONE TOLD ME PLAYING MOM WAS THIS STRESSFUL GUYS! It isn't even noon yet and Aiden has: Discovered the stairs, hid out in the cabinets under the kitchen sink, and "look, Dia! bubbles!"....handsoap, dipensed all over the bathroom.

Hatter, we're going to the store. This house needs better babyproofing now that he's IN ALL THE THINGS OMG.

Moms! Halp! What baby proof-y things do I need? I'm making a list!

Okay! A couple of announcements!

First, we will be having a Welcome to Lawrence class tonight for those of you who missed the original post where we considered it. 8pm at the Lawrence Youth Center. We'll discuss the basics of living in Lawrence including the simplest forms of demon protection, housing, ways to get jobs, and displaced friendly visits. It's easy and I typically bring cake.

Second! I have apparently been designated the Fourth of July party planner. So Friday afternoon at about 2pm, we will again converge on the Center and have an awesome party worthy of one Felicia Hardy. Fireworks at 9pm, lots of music, and some great food. Volunteers to help with grilling hamburgers, hot dogs, and brats will be rewarded with my eternal love and devotion. And the annual ceremonial dumping of the tea into the pool once I'm relatively sure most people are done swimming!

...WHO PUT THE ENGLISH GIRL IN CHARGE OF THESE FESTIVITIES?! We lost the war!

Now. Questions, comments, concerns?

So Klaus issued a challenge and I refuse to back down. So in the most diplomatic way possible, we're going to settle this once and for all. Suggestions will be welcomed. Rudeness and cruelty will not.

Yes, we have many people here who could be considered dangerous. And yes, it's helpful to know we could defend ourselves if we needed to. But let's stop focusing on one particular group. And we can stop with the death as a means to an end talk as well. Self-defense is one thing, answering an emotional response with a death threat is another.

Now. Can we discuss ways to contain a threat to us all without people getting up in arms, or is the city who stood by each other and fought Lucifer himself unable to do that? We're better than this, Lawrence. Remind me of that.

[Ruby]
What is your problem with Rebekah Mikaelson?

[Damon]
How did you do it?

[Elena]
Hi.
You don't know me but
There was a time when I could tell you anything but I don't even know you now and